chekl sit down w/ his dank ass plasma pistol an take a nap
wen sudnly he here a big ass FWASSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSH
" what is goin on said chekl"
"ITS A ME A PAPI" said papi as he dove for cover
"MY A LASPISTOL IS A SHOOTING BY ITS A SELF!"
an it was!
da laspistol bgin 2 shoot an lik ozi osbourne it wasnt gona stop!
dats when chekl feel da ship SHAKE AN QUIVER
"Oh no"
said chelk
as he come to realise dat everyone else's las weapons were shootin too!
das wen it dawn on him taht all the lasguns on the HOLE SHIP or mayb even teh HOLE GALAXY have turn into beam wepons!
"Tsthanooos!" chekl scream
"How many shots do lasguns have!"
"idk like 0 fam" say tsthanos
"we just gotta wether da storm til then!"
and they did, eventually all da lasguns run out of ammo in they charge pack and it was ok to move again!
"That was a close one" said strom
"Tsthanos, i want you 2 go survey the damage, give me a sitrep once u know!" sai chekl
"Papi!" check the helm and make sure da engines are good 2 go!"
"Man, that was close, we all cuda died, i hope that nothin hit da warp engines rite strom?"
"..."
"Strom?"
But strom was afk again
2 BE CONITAINT
!?
ey famalams its sangheilitat1337 again and I got 2 say ITS GUD 2 BE BACK BAYBEEEEEE!
im returnin to my regular schedule only wit-
MORE MEMES
MORE MTN DEW
MORE TYRONE
and ofc more of STROM BEIN AFK
its been a tugh life tryin get a job w/ my liberal studies degree but i finally did it! with ur support i was able to rent a flat an Memphis and now im rollin in the $$$! ( jack100)
thank u for da support and remember to folow me on tweeter and tumbler!