Denmark's Issues it was a poopy day and Denmark had a problem… He didn't just wake up on the wrong side of the bed… He woke up on the wrong side of the floor! This was a serious problem. "OMG IM GONNA DIE I NEED TO GO TO NORGE MAYBE HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!" So then the hung over Dane went to Norway in his Danish flag underpants. He ran out the house and nearly leaped over the lawn to go to Norway's house. When he got there he slammed into the door and then an angry Norwegian opened the door. "NORWAY DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU!" Denmark practically yelled into Norway's ear. "Denmark I don't even care about whatever story you are going to tell me. I don't care about your issues Denmark." And then Norway slammed the door into the Dane's face. "W-what… well I guess I'll go home now." 1 HOUR LATER…. After crying about how beautiful Norway is Denmark decided to have some food. "You know today I am going to eat cereal… without beer!" The Dane said to himself. So he walked into the kitchen and got out a bowl, spoon, and some cereal. He poured in the cereal and went over to get some milk since he isn't using beer today. He opened the fridge and searched for the milk. "Hmm there isn't any more milk…. THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM!" So Denmark ran over to his car and drove on over to Iceland's house. When he got there he got out of his car and ran over to Iceland who was reading on his porch. "ICY ICY! YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!" Denmark once again yelled. "Denmark what exactly happened…" said a confused Iceland. " SO-"Denmark said as Iceland cut him off. "Don't yell Denmark... Continue " " Alright so this morning I woke up on the wrong side of the floor and then I went to tell your beautiful brother and he didn't care so then I went home and I decided to eat cereal without beer and then I got everything out and guess what… I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MILK so that is why I am here." Denmark explained. "Um Denmark I don't care go away." Iceland said as he pushed the Dane off his porch. "Okay then be that way Icy." Denmark said. So once again Denmark went home. ANOTHER HOUR LATER… Denmark then decided to take a nice warm shower. He got all ready and hopped into the shower and washed his body and shampooed his hair. When he was ready to use conditioner he tried to pump some out when he realized he didn't have any or any back up conditioner so he jumped out of then shower butt naked and put on his Norway robe. (A robe with Norge on it) He ran over to Sweden and Finland's house. He knocked on the door and Sealand answered. "Sealand I need to speak to your Mom and Dad." Denmark said in his big boy voice. "~ Okay "Sealand said and yelled to his parents. (Finland= Mom Sweden= Dad) Finland came and said "Come on in Denmark! " Denmark walked in and sat down on the couch right beside Sweden. "So there is a long story behind this but the reason I am here is I went to take a shower and then I didn't have any conditioner and then I was freaking out so what do I do Sweden! " Denmark said as he took a breath. "Wll thnk y shld nt wrry bt t nymr Dnmrk bt lv FINLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Sweden yelled "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Denmark yelled. "Ls lv SEALANDDDDDDDDDDDD!" "AH SWEDEN CALM DOWN "Finland yelled in terror. " DNT TCH MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sweden yelled as he jumped out the window with Finland. "WHAT THE LITERAL BEER!" Denmark yelled as he ran over to Sealand. "Denmark… NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ISSUES OKAY!" Sealand yelled as he jumped out the same window his parents jumped out of. "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" Denmark yelled as he ran back home and went to sleep. The moral of this story is don't complain to people… they don't care! THE END! As always... Made in Sealand product of… ICELAND!