Extortionist

Some people liked their cars. Rarely did they LOVE their cars. Well. They loved them But not LOVE LOVE.
Sam loved his car. He loved his car so fucking hard and his car knew it. His car loved him back. But Sam also loved his boyfriend. His much older, much more experienced boyfriend. Man, that was strange at first.
His boyfriend knew. Obviously. His car and his Boyfriend weren't the best of friends, but they were united in their love of Sam. So all was well. Sam tried not to indulge in his car too much. It wasn't fair to his boyfriend.
But he was pleasantly surprised when he came to learn more about said Boyfriend. Namely, he got off on Sam and his car. He got hard whenever Sam rubbed himself lightly over the leather and made those lovely moaning noises. Got hard when he groaned because the friction between jeans and leather got a bit too much for his lithe body.
This power filled Sam with exhilaration, as he made both his man and his car come. He squirmed lightly, andtook solace in knowing that both would go far out of their way to give him what he gave them.
After all, Simmons said it himself once. His boy certainly was an extortionist.