Hot Like Sien (MOMO)
The story of how Alanna and Thom got Momo and Sien. Why Elspeth wants Momo so much. And where don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Sien came from. (If none of this is making sense to you, read Twisted Anger Management)
3-year-old twins Alanna and Thom ran from their rooms when they heard the sounds of horses in the courtyard below their bedroom window
"Aunt Aria! Uncle Aaron!" Thom said, running to hug their godparents.
Alanna stopped in front of Aria and Aaron "What did you bring us?"
"Alanna! They didn't have to bring you anything"
"Quiet Coram, I want my present"
"Alanna be nicer to Coram." Said Lady Aria of Legann.
"Yes Aunt Aria, sorry Coram. Aunt Aria, can I have my present now?"
Lady Aria reached into the carriage she had arrived in and pulled out two stuffed monkeys. One was black and tan, and the other was white and a dark blue."
"One monkey for Thom-" Thom got the white and blue monkey "-and one monkey for Alanna"
Alanna grabbed the black and tan monkey and held on to it for dear life.
"MOMO!!! Thom watcha calling your monkey?
"Sien."
"cool name"
just then Elspeth, Aria and Aaron's daughter jumped out of the carriage.
"I want a monkey. Give me Momo Lanna."
"NO! no tochie my monkey."
"But I didn't get a monkey"
"NO TOCHIE MY MONKEY!"
"Elspeth, darling, you just got that pretty expensive doll" Aaron said
"So? I wanna monkey!"
"Darling you don't even like monkeys."
"Lanna has monkey Elsy wants monkey."
"Elspeth, you brought your doll with you didn't you?" Lady Aria said "Why don't you Momo, Alanna, and your doll go play together?"
"Alright… can I have a monkey for my birthday?"
"We'll see"
"Yay Monkey!"
"I said we'll see"
Elspeth started crying "Promise! You promise me a monkey!"
"Elspeth, stop crying and I'll give you a noble"
Elspeth stopped crying, and stuck out her hand. Aaron placed a silver coin in his daughter's hand
"Can I have a monkey daddy?"
"We'll see"
"Yeah! I'm getting a monkey, I'm getting a monkey! I'm, gonna name it Momo"
"You can't name it Momo, that's my monkey's name!"
"My Momo will be cooler"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Hey girls!" Thom said "I just thought of a great song for my monkey!"
"What is it?"
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Sien" Thom sang
"That song is stupid" Elspeth said
"Is not" Alanna said
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
The fight got bad enough that Coram had to punish Alanna after she pushed Elspeth in a puddle of mud; the entire time Thom was singing
"Don't you wish your girl friend was hot like Sien."
Hope you liked that story. We didn't come up with the song (that was a friend) or anything that belongs to Tammora Pierce.