"Oh, Com Truise, how I love you, but sadly you're married and gay. So I have the next best thing." said Bulma as she finished the last touches on her absolutely genius product.

"It finished, mwahahahahaha."

"I love you, Bulma." said the android Com Truise.

"Why didn't I think of this before instead of trying to wish a boyfriend? God, I was so stupid back then. Gosh, you're so much more charming, and handsome, and much, much taller that that guy , much taller, with the gravity defying hair who is absolutely not my husband despite what so many want to believe.

"I love you, Bulma."

"Of course you do."

"Woman, what the hell is going on down here?" shouted Vegeta

"God dammit, Vegeta, I told you to never come to my lab. God!"

"Who the hell is this?" pointing to the android.

"It's my new and improve lover, Android C.T."

"What? You're replacing me with a robot."

"I've been wanting an upgrade for a long time know."

"You die now!" screamed Vegeta as he charged to Android C.T. Vegeta punched in the gut, but the android just smirked.

"Do your special attack." barked Bulma. Android C.T. quickly jumped up and down all over the couch screaming "I love her, I love her" then grabs Vegeta's hands and bends them until they snapped. Vegeta screamed in agony.

He quickly jumped back and relocated his wrist.

"You're stronger that I thought." Vegeta began to power up.

"Aaaaaaah!" Vegeta shouted while powering.

Android C.T. and Bulma just glanced at each other.

"Aaaaaaah!" Vegeta continuing to power up.

They glance once again.

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Just attack him." sighed Bulma. Android C.T. bitch-slapped him.

"You bitch, that wasn't fair. I was supposed to finish. That's just

plain mean."

"And, Serry, that's what happened." explained Vegeta.

Serry Springer looked at the camcorder and said "For our new viewers,

today's show is 'I Was Replaced by a Robot Lover.'"

"I loved her, Serry." Vegeta whined. The audience sympathized with him.

"Guess what Vegeta, it seems that Bulma has been listening backstage."

When she came out the audience booed her then some wolf whistled. "I'm tired of" you, Vegeta. I got me a better lover now. He treats me right and he's better in bed." The audience loudly chanted, "Whore. Whore. Whore."

"Whatever!" Bulma walked to the front of the stage, "A whore that all you guys wish you could have, but unfortunately for all of y'all Android T.C. is the only man for me."

"But don't you think a human and robot relationship is a tad bit wrong." asked Serry.

"No, not at all, Android C.T. is the perfect man. My two supporters

came along with me."

"Come on out Krillin and Android 18." said Serry. The audience laughed

at the strange couple, a beautiful blonde robot and a midget with no nose.

Krillin and Android 18 came out holding hands, then started to make-out. The audience was disgusted. Some were disgusted with a man making-out with a robot while others were disturbed out that a beautiful woman was making-out with a midget with no nose.

"You see this woman here is the woman I ever had." laughed Krillin.

"Stop touching me." snapped Android 18.

"Sexual relations between robots and human are amazing." smiledKrillin.

"Yeah, it totally is," Bulma agree very happily. "Android T.C. couldn't come today because he needed repairs since I wore him out last night." Vegeta started to cry, the audience pity him.

Serry quickly asked Vegeta "Isn't it true that you haven't exactly been faithful."

"What!" screamed Bulma, "How dare you. Who is she?" She raced to Vegeta to slap him but the guards stopped her. Vegeta pointed to Krillin. The audience was strangely surprised.

Android 18 slapped the hell out of Krillin. "How could you?" she screamedout.

"Baby, it's not what you think." Krillin desperately tried to explain, "He made me. He's sick. He made wear a green wig, a striped shirt with white overalls, and dye my skin orange. He even made me sing the 'Oompa-Loompa' song, while he jacked off." Krillin was in tears now. "He even made me #$ &#$. He told me he would kill me if I didn't"