Shopping With Myers

By

The X-Filer

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Agent George Myers grinned as he saw his target. He had decided to go shopping at the local mall and on his travels he saw the one and the only gorgeous Dana Scully... Without a Spooky escort! Myers pulled down his shirt and strolled casually over to her and wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

"Why hello gorgeous, fancy meeting you here" Scully stopped and stared coldly at him. He just smiled. "That look doesn't work no more on me" he squeezed her shoulders tighter.

"Myers, I'll give you ten seconds to take that arm off or I will remove it completely." Her voice dropped to a dangerous tone. But he didn't take it off straight away. Scully fumed "Myers!" he smiled.

"Wait, wait. 8...9...10" he said aloud and the released his arm. She raised an eyebrow at him. He shrugged. "What? You gave me 10 seconds I'm going to use it to my full advantage" Scully rolled her eyes and proceeded to move away from him. Myers, noting the obvious, placed his hands behind his back and took large steps behind her, following her every move. Scully sensed it and turned around.

"Myers! Can't you go and annoy someone else for a change?! I will give you 20 dollars if you would just go away!" Scully pleaded knowing Myers was a hard one to shake when he had put his mind to something. Myers thought for a moment.

"Ok" he agreed holding out his hand. Scully looked at the open palm shocked.

"Really? If I give you a 20, you will go away?" Scully was suspicious, Myers never gave in this easily.

"Hey hand it over or I will change my mind" Myers said winking. Scully, quicker than she'd like to admit, grabbed her wallet and pulled out a 20 shoving it into his hands.

"There, now Shoo already" Scully said waving her hands at him. Myers grinned and placed the 20 in his pocket.

"Nice doing business with you, mame" Myers bowed slightly before he wandered away. Scully watched him go and sighed with relief.

"Thankyou" She muttered as she walked towards the clothes section. Over the way Myers watched her walk and grinned again as he slowly walked towards her, he watched her move into the changing area. Myers grabbed a shirt from a rack and walked in a few minutes behind her and went into his own change room. He smiled as he looked at himself in the mirror.

"Time to have some fun"

Scully was trying on a new dress when all of a sudden she heard a familiar voice call out...

"MY GOD! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER!"

Scully stop dead in her tracks, anger started to fume inside of her as she quickly got redressed and walked out of her room. She walked to the other end of the change room where the voice was coming from.

"SOMEONE HELP! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER! OH THE HORROR!"

Suddenly Scully flew back the curtain.

"Myers! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Scully cursed so loud it made Myers jump with fright hitting the mirror. He rubbed his sore head.

"What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing? You nearly gave me a heart attack! Geez, I could have been naked for all you know!" Myers cursed back placing a hand on his chest. Scully rolled her eyes.

"Myers why are you following me? I thought we had a deal!"

"We did, you said to just go away but you didn't specify how long to go away for" Myers said smiling. Scully groaned loudly then threw the curtain shut and stomped out. Myers peeked out from the curtain and watched her leave.

"Hey you forgot the toilet paper!" He shouted after her.

"You have a 20 buy it yourself!" Scully shouted back.

"Well I would if I knew where they sold it!" Myers pushed back the curtain to see a lot of stares directed in his way. He put up his hand.

"Don't worry folks, false alarm." He moved out of the change room and tried to see where Scully had gone but he couldn't. He knew Scully hated when he followed her around but he just couldn't help himself, this was a moment he couldn't pass up. Myers set off in search of the lovely Miss Dana Scully and smiled to himself.

"Oh this is going to be a fun day"

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A/N

Hey, I have a mind block with a few other stories so I'm going to attempt a funny one

Let me know what you thought and if you want more

Thanks for reading everyone!