Disclaimer- YAY!! My first disclaimer!!!!!! W00T!!!!!!!! Um, none of this really belongs to me except the idea. The characters belong to the wonderfully talented Joanne K. Rowling. (I'm done!!!! YAY!!!!)
A/N: These are the thoughts of random people, dead and alive, after the seventh book, but before the epilogue.
Severus Snape:
Ugh. Karma. I hate it.
I fell in love with the most perfect girl, and then she hated me because of a mistake.
Her name was Lily.
I called her a really bad name that only pure-blood fanatics use.
I joined the Death Eaters because she hated me.
She died because of my "master".
I joined the opposite side and spied on the Death Eaters.
Everyone on that side, except Albus, also decided they hated me.
Then Albus made a mistake.
He didn't destroy a Horcrux properly, and so had to die a year later.
To save him from embarrassment, I killed him instead.
Then I really was hated.
I had to kill the only person who didn't hate me on the good side.
For a year, I got to be the headmaster at Hogwarts.
It was horrible.
Hogwarts had become a Dark-Arts center.
Because of my "master".
And what do I get for my hard work?
My "master" killed me.
He killed me to get some stupid wand.
It didn't work.
He died and so I was dead for no reason.
Potter was the only other person who knew that I was good, but by then it was too late.
Oh well.
The good side won. Hurrah.
And Potter has a child named after Albus and me.
How sweet.
Being dead isn't that bad, I suppose.
I got to see Albus and Lily again.
Review please! This is my first story. I want to see if it is liked or not. Please and Thank you! Oh, and in your review, can you please tell me which character you would like to be next? This is all after the seventh year is over, so people like Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy can't be in here. But if you can tell me what a baby thinks like, I suppose Ted Lupin could be in here. Thanks for reading! Bye now!