Battle of Gods 2 Leaked!
Disclaimer: This is a parody of a Youtube video by Team Epiphany called Halo 5 Leaked (Machinima). I own nothing except the OCs.
"Man, that was the best event ever!" a young man named Kalos said as he walked down the street.
"PSST! Hey! Buddy!" a familiar voice came from an ally.
"The hell?" Kalos looked toward the ally, and saw an old man wearing a turtle shell and sunglasses coming out of it. "Wha... Master Roshi?"
"Do you want the secrets to the next DBZ movie?" the perverted old man asked.
"Y-yeah! Yes I do!"
"...Go get me a dirty magazine."
"I'm sorry?"
"Get me a dirty magazine, and I'll give you the secrets to the new dbz movie."
"I'm... 14."
"WELL THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Uh, wait, uh!"
"Go! Go on! Get out of here!" Kalos turned around and walked away, bowing his head in shame. "Jesus Christ. Whats an elderly man gotta do to get some freaking porn around here?" Another man named Rahgath soon walked by. "You sir!" the older man shouted out to the younger man.
Rahgath looked at the so-called martial arts master. "Me?" he asked.
"Yes, you! Do you want the secrets to the next DBZ movie?"
"Yeah. Oh, absolutely! Yes!"
"...Go get me a dirty magazine and I'll give them to you."
"Wait... What?"
"Clocks ticking. The clock is ticking."
"I'm not buying you a magazine so I can get the secrets to the new dbz movie. That's stupid. You're either gonna give them to me out of the kindness of your heart, or I'm just gonna wait. I'm fine with waiting."
"Get the fuck out of my face."
"Wha- Now hold on a minute-"
"GO! GET OUT! NOW!"
"Fine. Prick." He then walked off.
"I don't believe it. I'm giving these people freaking gold and all I want is a dirty goddamn magazine!"
"Master Roshi," a voice said from behind him.
Roshi sighed. "Well, if it isn't the guy who was killed in the first episode." He turned around to see the owner of the voice. It was the farmer from the first episode of Dragon Ball Z, only with a halo above him.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Uh... Defiantly not giving away information on our newest project away for pornography..."
"Master Roshi. You're giving away billions of dollars of information, for a ten-dollar magazine. HAVE YOU LOST YOU'RE MIND!?"
"Oh, come on! Vegeta's gonna have the main role and nobody likes him! This movie is gonna do horrible because of that!"
"Where the hell have you been all these years? There are lots of people who like Vegeta!"
"Yeah right. In your dreams!" He then spotted another person walking down the street. "You there, sir!" he shouted running up to the man. "Do you want the secrets to the next DBZ movie!?"
"Uh... Yeah!" The man responded. "Absolutely!"
"Then go buy me a dirty magazine!"
"I can't, I don't have any cash."
"Jesus Christ! What do I have to- sir I'll freaking kiss you for a dirty magazine, how bout that!?"
"Well, ok," Farmer said. "I guess that's better than giving away the next movie's secrets."
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