The Akatsuki Stories II :

Akatsuki Reborn!

Disclaimer: WHOOOO!! AKATSUKI'S BACK!

Chapter I

Current Events

Two and a half years ago, there was a group named Akatsuki, the most powerful crime gang in the world. The winners of the Organization Idol showdown and the criminals of the Target incidents, this group is deadly. Disbanding after one of the members blew up the lair, the 10 scattered, only one left. And that person is...

" OROCHIMARU! QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF!" screamed Sasuke from the kitchen, " AND WHAT KIND OF BREAKFAST IS THIS?"

" You COULD be more appreciative!" yelled Orochi, who had just finished the bacon, " Kabuto works hard to make a satisfying meal."

" YEAH!" yelled Kabuto, " I got those eggs you're eating from Lord Orochimaru!"

Sasuke then spit out his eggs all over Orochimaru's newspaper.

" EW!" yelled Sasuke, running into the bathroom and drinking mouthwash.

" Hey, Kabuto!" said Orochi, " Look here!"

" 10 off black socks!" cried out Kabuto in glee.

" NO!" yelled Orochi, smacking the back of Kabuto's head, " The one that says, ' 9th semi-annual anniversary for disbandation of Akatsuki' !"

" Oh!" said Kabuto, " Aren't you going to join the celebrations?"

" No, it's near an elementary school, and I'm not allowed within 500 feet of them."

" That's cause you're the Micheal Jackson of all animes." said Sasuke, still brushing his teeth.

" He has a point, Orochi." said Kabuto, " Have some bacon."

" But I've always wanted to rejoin Akatsuki." said Orochimaru, " But I can't rejoin if there is no Akatsuki. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO!"

" Rob a bank?" asked Sasuke, pouring a glass of orange juice."

" Yes, " said Orochi, " AND GET AKATSUKI BACK TOGETHER!"

" YAY! FIELD TRIP!" cried Kabuto, getting bacon all over the table.

" Now, TO THE OROCHIMOBILE!" cried Orochi, running into the garage.

The OrochiMobile turned out to be a black Honda sedan with white snakes painted on them.

" I'LL DRIVE!" yelled Kabuto, getting behind the wheel.

" NO WAY!" yelled Sasuke, pushing Kabuto into the back, " I just got my driver's license, and I'm going to test it out!"

He floored it and soon, they were all outside the gates of Konoha.

" Okay, we know what to do, right?" asked Orochi, dressed in his old Akatsuki outfit.

" We rob the bank?" asked Sasuke in his own Akatsuki outfit.

" NO!" said Orochi, " You, me, and Kabuto are going to rescue the last members of Akatsuki and bring them back!"

" RIGHT!" agreed Kabuto.

They then slipped into the sewers to retrieve the first member...

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