A/N: Just go with it. First person to figure out who is where gets my everlasting approval and respect.

Chapter I: Tonks

Tonks groaned, finally waking up. Her entire body ached, but for the life of her couldn't remember why.

Think back, the young Auror thought to herself, wincing a little as her hand groped over her body to peel her t-shirt up a bit to discover bandages had been placed over her torso. Her eyes didn't seem to be able to move. Most likely leftover sleep paralysis.

I've probably been confunded. I remember we were having a fight with… Death Eaters. Something about an "Amulet of Convenience." Mad-Eye fired a jinx at Lucius, it hit that stupid amulet then I found myself here. But where the hell am I? And why am I injured? I don't remember getting hurt during the fight...

Drip. Drip. Drip. It was raining outside. From what she could see through the crack of her eyelids, it was night time. Now that she thought about it, she actually was pretty toasty under the covers. The fight must have been a dream, Tonks reasoned, breathing a sigh of relief. This place felt an awful lot like home, it must be her parent's house. She heard footsteps approaching, a woman's concerned voice speaking to a man. Then, the sound of a door opening.

"Mum? That you?" Tonks asked.

"There, now." the woman whispered, as though she would wake Tonks. "Just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine hours now."

"Ugh...what a horrible nightmare." Tonks sighed. She felt a warm cloth being pressed to her head by the woman. It felt good, really helped with the migraine "Had a dream I went...back in time or something. It was terrible."

"Well," the woman said cheerfully, "You're safe and sound now in good old 1975."

Good to know I was just being para-

"1975?" Tonks cried out, her eyes shooting straight open, sitting up straight immediately. She immediately recognized her surroundings, having been there a fair amount of times in her day. It was the hospital wing. The woman Tonks had known was strict and proper, but the Madam Pomfrey of 1975 wore tie-dye clothes under her apron, frayed jeans, wore sandals, and had sunglasses with smiley faces tucked into the pocket of her apron.

"You - you - you're Madam Pomfrey!" Tonks gasped.

Madam Pomfrey raised her eyebrow, not critically as she usually did .

"Madam? You must be mistaken, sister," Madam Pomfrey said. "I'm just a healer in training, man."

It was at this moment Tonks decided to use one of her Father's favorite (and one of her Mother's least favorite) phrases whenever things got out of hand, with no regard whatsoever to the fact she was currently housed in a school full of eleven-year-olds.

"WHAT THE FU-"

To be Continued! Please Review and Give Me Your Theories As To Who Goes Where. ;0