Hey people! So I've been thinking about this story for a while, but I'm not sure if I like it or not… Whatever, I'm posting it anyways :)
Disclaimer: NCIS is mine? What's that you say, its not? A girl can dream, can't she? :)
"McGee, McGee, McGee, McGee!" Abby screamed, hopping up from her spinny-chair and skipping over to the bamboozled special agent.
"Uh, yeah, Abs? What is it?" McGee asked, furrowing his eyebrows as he watched Abby hop up and down in front of him.
Ignoring the question, Abby stopped jumping and put her hands on her hips. "What took you so long to get here?" She asked, her eyebrows disappearing under her bangs.
"Sorry, Abby, just wrapping up a case." He replied, grimacing at Abby's slightly annoyed expression.
"Well… Whatever! That's not the reason why I called you down here! I have a plan." She finished, smiling widely again.
After a moment of silence, McGee replied, "Okay… So, what's the plan, Abby?"
"What? Oh! Okay, so have you noticed how much chemistry that Tony and Ziva have together?" Abby questioned, wiggling her eyebrows.
"Um… Tony and… Ziva? As in… The former-assassin… And Tony?" McGee asked, trying to process it. Never once in a million years had he ever imagined Tony and Ziva having chemistry, much less getting together. Sure, sometimes they had awkward silent conversations, during which he had to either escape to the Lab or get a Nutter Butter.
"Yes, Timmy. Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David." Abby answered, rolling her eyes. "Come on! How have you worked with them for, what, six years? And not notice? Even I noticed, and I barely see them together down here."
"Ummm…. Okay… So, what's this plan?" McGee asked, desperate to get out of the awkward situation that he was currently in, with Abby staring at him incredulously and strange thoughts of Tony and Ziva running through his head.
"Oh yeah! So, I was up last night, like I usually am 'cuz I drink so much Caf-Pow! and I was thinking 'what would be the funnest way to get Tony and Ziva together?'" She paused for dramatic effect, swinging her pigtails back and forth slightly. "And then it hit me! I was like, 'Of course! Make a bet with McGee!'"
"A bet?" McGee said, scrunching his eyebrows even more.
"Yes, Timmy, a bet! Whoever gets Tony and Ziva to admit that they love each other first, wins!" Abby squealed, hopping up and down.
"Wait, wait, wait. Love each other? Abby, are you serious?" McGee asked, looking around as if he was being recorded for some reality TV show.
"Of course, McGee! Winner… Owes the other person one hundred dollars!" Abby smiled angelically, ignoring McGee's skeptical looks.
"I don't know…" McGee muttered, knowing that both Tony and Ziva would kill him if he found out what he was trying to do. Plus, Ziva could kill him with a paperclip! That was not the kind of girl that he wanted to get on the wrong side of.
"Come on, Timmy, I promise… It'll be so fun!" Abby whined, pouting.
"Fine…" McGee answered, sure unsure.
"Yay! Thanks a bunch, Timmy!" Abby began jumping up and down again, smiling broadly.
'What have I gotten myself into?' McGee wondered a few minutes later as he slowly entered the elevator, knowing that if their plan didn't go over well, Abby would never let him live it down.
Soooo, did you like? Oh, and no worries, there will be a ton of Tiva later on… But I kinda wanted to start this chapter off as just Abby and McGee. Please review! :
