-Man Tales ~

[ EDIT ] This is going to be a """book""" like thing. You could almost think of disney tales. They're all different, but this one is with the same characters.

Every chapter will be different oneshots, different pairings. The title will say which pairings, so you can either read everything or skip to the pairings you love the most. ! Mostly Romance/Humor, but also planning to add either some Angst or Drama.

So either way, I hope you will enjoy reading.. it's a weird idea but worth a try.. I needed something to store all my story ideas on XD and ended up with this.. ~Kareta Bara.

"Kanda, just what on earth do you want at this hour, idiot?", Allen asked with a gloomy face.

It was midnight at the Black Order. Allen was in his 14th secret room, eating a hamburger. He lost his appetite at the moment Kanda bumped in. Allen has had a pessimistic aura for the last few days, Kanda couldn't help but worry for the poor kid. He wanted to cheer him up, for the first time, but completely came unprepared and wasn't sure how.

"Che. Always the bad treatment here, huh?" The samurai glanced at the teen that sat on the chair next to the piano.

"Well, you're doing the same thing! I could say.. TEN TIMES.. no.. A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE!" The teen placed the hamburger on the piano.

"Hmph", Kanda snorted.

Kanda moved inside of the room and sat down on the white couch, untying his long, cobalt hair.

"Kanda..", Allen glared at the samurai, "What are you doing on that couch?"

"Can't I sit down or something? Jesus. Are you on your period?"

"YOU? Pf. Don't make me laugh. You barge in with a sour face and sit down on MY couch as if its yours. Like BLOODY HELL YOU CAN! LEAVE, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! You're not exactly the one I want to see!", Allen growled at him. He knew that what he said was a lie, actually he had held strong feelings for him ever since they met. Kanda had something unexplainable Allen grew attached to. Allen never had the courage to tell anyone that he fell for men, especially not for KANDA. Who knows what Kanda would do to him when he found that out, whole Order included; he wouldn't only be seen as a tsundere freak, people would find him disgusting. He was afraid of the consequences and effects, changes in the current relationships he had with people. He didn't want to bear another big burden on his shoulders. He was also definitely sure because of Kanda's extra cold treatment for him, he was the one most hated by Kanda.

Kanda closed his eyes, irritated. "Che."

"Oi, Allen-san?", Lavi got into the room with a stack of comics. He placed them down on the white table and broke the tension that was in the air. "HEH? Yuu-chan too? What a coincidence! So why are you two up this late?"

"My first name.. you.. want to rush over to your death?"

"O-oh.. Lavi. Well, I wonder. I wasn't really able to sleep and went here to eat something. Kanda just came here because he lost his um.. that weird thing you know, he uses to tie his hair with."

Kanda became even more irritated after he heard that. On top of that Lavi called him by his first name.. he felt like he was going to lose his temper. He twitched his eyebrow. "Weird..? Now you've seriously done it." He opened his eyes and glared coldly at the bean sprout, only to receive a glare from the teen in return. Lavi was a bit afraid because of the incredible creepy aura that started to fill the room.

"Ah.. I see.. S-stop it you two, please..! Anyway, Allen," Lavi continued when he got Allen's attention, "Are you alright? You look a bit pale. It is late after all, you should go back to your room and rest. You'll need it! You don't have a fever or anything do you?"

Lavi got closer to Allen and placed his hand on the white-haired teen's forehead, then on his own. "Hmm.. no fever.. Well-"

"Was that really needed, you fucking rabbit?", Kanda immediately snarled at him.

"Haa? ..Wait.. Could it maybe be.. that.. you're JEALOUS YUU-CHAN?!"

"..Jealous? Don't fucking joke here. I couldn't care a SHIT less. You hear me? Don't call me.. by my first name AGAIN! I'll chop you in pieces!" The samurai was trying his best not to snap and slice Lavi into pieces. He wasn't really sure how to act, since Lavi hit the jackpot. It was the truth. Kanda was jealous. Not just a bit. VERY jealous. Only because Lavi, no not only Lavi, Lenalee too had touched him so much. He was so envious, he wished for Lavi to drop dead this instant. Since he wasn't good at socializing, and somewhere felt a little uneasy whenever he did had opportunities to do so, he just let the chances slip away. He wasn't like the others, being able to touch someone gently. The last thing he actually wanted to do was to hurt Allen. He actually wanted Allen all for himself. He felt so strong, yet weak. Weak because it took him all his willpower and self-control to give in to his desires for the small teen when he saw him alone. It helped him to act extra heartless to the bean sprout. He realized that he had these kind of romantic feelings for him on their very first mission together. He couldn't forgive himself at first, and thought he was a complete idiot for falling for a MALE, but; he seemed to accept the feelings after a while, and let things be. He didn't want to interfere with anything or anyone, he wasn't ready to fight for someone else's sake. He knew they just weren't meant-to-be-together. He knew that, even when he would try to change his attitude or perhaps confess to Allen, he'd receive a blunt rejection. He was scared to get hurt himself, too. He had shut his emotions off for such a long time, why not until his death-bed?

"Suuure, sure! And eh.. Allennn, I will return in a couple of hours. I will leave these comics here; Bookman can't find them.. he will confisticate them if he does! I actually have to read some boring books he gave me a moment ago, so yeah. I will continue with that. Please get some rest, so you won't worry all of us, okay? I think Lenalee would've said the same thing."

"Well.. you actually sound like her now.. creepy.. what are you..-? Don't tell me.. YOU SWALLOWED LENALEE?!" Allen inquired. He joked a bit around.

"W-whaaat? Do I really..-? EEH, No way no way! ALLEN, NEVER! I do not want to be on my period every month...", Lavi shaked. "Allen.. seriously.. did you just had to.."

"I'm not here to listen to some noisy creatures. For fuck sake", Kanda harshly commented.

"It would help A LOT if you were a bit friendlier, Kanda. Maybe then everyone would consider to take a liking in you", Allen told him with another cold glare.

Kanda became a little curious. "Hmph. Do you want to take a liking in me, then?"

Allen froze. 'W-what do I need to tell him? It's not like I'm going to say: 'Well, I actually want to spend the rest of my life happily ever after with you; oh Kanda please hug me right now', OH GOD PLEASE NO!', Allen thought. He blushed a bit. "Everyone would, you idiot."

"Yeah, yeah. Later, both of you." Lavi left the room with a yawn. "Can't bear to watch any more of those annoying quarrels.. what are they.. .." Lavi's voice slowly became faint.

Allen got up from the chair, closed the door and looked at Kanda. "Okay, now please tell me your real motive for coming here." Allen joined the Japanese exorcist on the couch with a frown on his face.

"Not like you fucking care. You idiot lied to Lavi about what I'm doing here", Kanda started to blush a little since Allen got so close.

"Kanda! I had to, I mean, what? Did I have to tell Lavi you came here because of no reason? Like he would believe that! Seriously, tell me. Else, just leave. I don't feel like wasting my time on you at this moment, go get some sleep. Don't you have anything better to do like train with Mugen or meditate? Why are you, out of all places, here?"

"Honestly, shut up you noisy brat."

Allen glanced at the samurai. Kanda's face was halfway covered by his hair bangs. Kanda wouldn't dare facing the bean sprout now.

"Wooh. You are actually good-looking with your long hair untied", Allen stated bluntly. Allen's straightforward attitude made Kanda shrug. He was doing his best not to attack the bean sprout right here, right now.

"Fuck you, low bean sprout. I only came here to tell you that you should stop worrying or something. Jesus. Do you want me to kick your sorry ass?"

"Eh?" Allen was surprised. "You actually care about me, Kanda?"

"Don't talk to me, you fag", Kanda got up and tempted to leave. He took a glimpse with his arrogant eyes at the bean sprout, that just sat there a little dazzled. 'Hn, fucking naïve kid. Adorable, though,' Kanda thought.

"You might actually be a nice person huh, somewhere?"

"Don't take me wrong. I just don't want you to mess up and get in my way if akuma appear. But, it would be better and very convenient for me if you just drop dead right now. Not only I'd, and the order, had to deal with your punk ass 14th Noah or whatever problems- you know what? I don't even care." He lowered his dark orbs to look at Allen's white shirt. "Oi, there's ketchup on it."

Allen looked at his shirt and sighed. He chuckled because of the random comment. "Also good evening Kanda. And you're right." He took it off without a single thought, revealing his pale chest. "Gonna have to get a new shirt.."

As Kanda observed bean sprout, his pants suddenly felt a bit tight. Not in a million years he thought he would get a sight like this. "Fuck", he muttered.

"B-e-a-n s-p-r-o-u-t..", Kanda grunted.

"Hm?", the teen looked at him as he placed the shirt next to him. "Is something wrong? Or are you maybe planning on saying more h-"

Before Allen knew it, he got pushed down on the couch with the samurai on top of him. It made the smaller one blush, incredibly.

"You've got some damn guts, stripping in front of me."

Allen blinked. "K-Kanda..? What are you-"

"Shut it, seriously. I'm gonna fucking rape you right now and I do NOT give a shit whether it will hurt or not."

The bean sprout was a bit confused for a moment, then smiled happily. The crush that felt one-sided.. didn't feel one-sided anymore. He stared into Kanda's eyes. Kanda was obviously blushing, giving Allen the opportunity to figure out Kanda liked him too. Allen placed his right hand on Kanda's red cheek, which surprisingly felt warm, and chuckled. His heart was so happy he could vomit blood.

"Uhm.. It's not rape if I want to, Kanda. But be gentle, please."

Kanda, taken aback by what Allen said, showed a sadistic smile. "Then, I'll make sure to eat you properly, mr. Virgin."

"EEH? Where's my bean sprout nick name? It's mr. Virgin now? Is something wrong with me being a virgin? Wait- HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW?"

"Hmph. You surely act like one. I'm too, and?"

"Huh? Really? YOU, a virgin? I thought because of your attitude.. you must've raped alot of people. You know, like a cold rapist.."

Kanda raised an eyebrow. "Who the hell are you taking me for, you dumb asshole? Do I really give you that kind of expression?"

"Well.. no.. but I thought that could be a possibility."

Kanda blushed even more. He was happy. "Hmph, Shut up. If there's someone I want to rape it should be you," he commented. He pressed a kiss on the bean sprout's soft lips.

The kiss was deepened by Kanda, who soon enough wanted permission to enter his mouth. Their kiss turned into a passionate make out, having Kanda dominate him in only a short moment. They felt the warmth and love, something they expected never to receive from each other. Their hearts raced like hell.

Allen moaned throughout the kissing as Kanda's warm hands were exploring sensitive parts on his chest. Not being able to stand the pleasure, Allen soon enough became hard between his legs. He was a little embarrassed about it.

"Kan.. Ah- no.. Not there!"

Their makeout session got interrupted, instead Kanda took his black, sleeveless shirt off and sucked on one of Allen's fragile nipples.

Allen's adorable moans were like music to Kanda's ears. It motivated him to do more. Even though they were both completely inexperienced, Kanda's body nearly acted on its own. They both felt like they could learn a lot from each other.

Kanda, hoping he wasn't devouring the bean sprout because he was so small, took a little break to glance at him. Allen's eyes pleaded for more. Kanda became somewhat pleased to acknowledge that Allen actually wanted him, vice versa.

A sly hand slipped into Allen's pants. The small boy started to move his legs wildly when he felt the warm touches of Kanda's fingertips on his erection.

"No.., No.. K-Kah ..nda..!", Allen squealed as he closed his eyes. It felt good. Allen could almost die of embarrassment. Why in first place did he agree to do such thing? He wondered if size mattered.

"Oi, calm down or I won't be able to do anything at all", the samurai complained as he tried to prevent Allen's legs from moving with his other hand.

"But.. Kanda..!", tears appeared in Allen's eyes.

Kanda ceased to move the hand, that was present in Allen's boxers, and gave the boy an annoyed glare. "Look at me, you idiot."

Allen obeyed him. He slowly opened his eyes and stared at Kanda. He was surprised when suddenly, Kanda got hold of his hand.

"You don't have to be scared, you know?", Kanda's long hair tickled in Allen's neck. "Please, try to get used to it."

"O-.. okay..", Allen felt a bit at ease after he heard the Japanese boy's words. He actually received the feeling Kanda really cared about him. He was prepared to treasure the feelings forever. After all, they were very important.

"I'm fine now, thank you, Kanda. You can.. continue."

Kanda smirked because of the smaller boy's words. "Hmph, yeah you better be thankful."

"..You idiot", Allen commented with a smile.

"You've got to be damn KIDDING ME GRAAAMPS! How did you find out?! And since when did you return?!"

"Lavi, retrieve the comics immediately. You immature brat, thinking you can hide things from the one and ONLY Bookman in the whole world now, there's no way I will let you incoherent punk EVER become the next Bookman! With the state you're in now you can't even KILL A FLY!"

Lavi ignored Bookman's lecture and sighed deeply. "You boring geezer. Always getting on my nerves."

He whistled his favorite song as he entered the ark. "That annoying panda.. god damn it.." He spoke to himself. When he reached the door to Allen's ~14th~ room, he stopped the whistles and facepalmed.

He barged in without a second thought to gather the comics, "Oi Allen I-"

"K-Kanda, no, ah.. it hurts.. ! Stop.. take it out please.."

Kanda pushed a little more against Allen's poor hole. "Just a little further, don't worry. The pain will fade with time."

"No.. K-KANDA!", Allen moaned loudly.

Lavi's jaw dropped immediately in horror. "..What.. the fucking fuck.. FUCK? WHAT? Allen.. Kanda..? Just what's.. going on here?"

. . .