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~ Kefka's New Pet ~
"What is that?" Leo asked as he stared in disbelief at the sight before him.
"What does it look like?" Kefka asked condescendingly.
"It looks like... a Tonberry on a leash," Leo answered. But surely it couldn't actually be one of those. Surely.
The was a resounding pop and confetti poured out of the ends of Kefka's multicolored sleeves as he sarcastically congratulated the general on his perception.
"Look at the big brain on Leo!" Confetti flew in all directions as Kefka punctuated this statement with a hearty round of over-exaggerated clapping. "That's right. It's a Tonberry a leash. How do you like my new pet?"
"You can't keep a Tonberry as a pet!"
"Oh yeah? Ask the Emperor. Because I'm fairly certain he'll tell you that I can."
"I didn't mean you're not allowed," Leo attempted to reason with his interlocutor. "I meant that it's a dangerous monster, and you never know when it's going to ki-" And then, as if to prove Leo's point, the Tonberry drove its knife into Leo's stomach. "Oh god, it just fucking stabbed me, didn't it?"
Kefka cackled and patted the Tonberry on its cute little head.
"Good boy."
~end~