Okay, so I was thinking about Lionpaw's warror names, Lionblaze, and, for some reason, I got the image of a cat in a squirrel costume streaking across the sky. Do not ask why. I realized how long it's been since I posted a oneshot on here, and decided to type this.
Lionblaze
"I mean, it's like he expects me to act perfect!" came Hollyleaf's shrill and loud voice. She waves her tail around in the air and stomped her paws into the dirt. "Sheesh, at least I don't have to worry about--"
"Will you please, please be quiet?" asked a golden tabby tom, Lionblaze.
"Fine," Hollyleaf muttered and stormed off angrily. A few warriors, namely Brackenfur, Brambleclaw, and Thornclaw, all stared at her. Lionblaze rolled his eyes irritably and trotted off to talk the three warriors.
"Heya," he mewed casually. "Wazzup?" Brambleclaw shrugged, and Brackenfur muttered a few words about mockingbirds and broken trees. "Hey, uh, dad, can I ask you something?" he asked.
"Sure," Brambleclaw replied. Lionblaze flicked his tail for Brambleclaw to follow him. The large tabby followed his son to the back of the nursery, stepping over one of Millie's kits as they did so. Halting, he asked, "So, what do you want?"
"It's about my name." Lionblaze beamed proudly. "I mean, for starters, I'm totally happy about the fact that I'm finally a warrior and all that shizz, but seriously, Lionblaze? It makes me sound like some brand of weed!" he growled angrily.
"Lionbla--"
"Don't call me that! I demand a name change!" Lionblaze yowled, his amber eyes flaring violently. Brambleclaw sighed and looked behind him warily.
"What do you think I can do about it? StarClan, what do you think I could about it, even if I were leader?" Lionblaze briefly thought how good it was that he wasn't leader.
"...Do something about this name?" Lionblaze meowed innocently, eyes shining brightly.
"Hang on." Brambleclaw put his tail in front of Lionblaze for him to be quiet. "I have an idea."
"What is it?"
"How about if we make you fit your name, then?" Brambleclaw asked. Lionblaze stopped and pondered what his father had just said for a few moments.
"Fine." Smiling, Brambleclaw led Lionblaze to Leafpool's den.
Two months later...
"Behold, I am Lionblaze, king of the ninjas!"
"Random humor isn't funny. Now get off of there before I tell mom and you end up hurting yourself."
I have no idea where the hell this idea came from. I was expecting it to turn out... different, but I got tired off typing.