FRAMED: A STORY OF CORRUPTION AND MURDER IN SOUTH PARK
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for murder. They know nothing about it. It is all a suspicious plan of one of the town's favourite citizens, in order to claim back insurance money. Kyle's mind gets slowly warped, due to being inside a jail cell for such a long period of time, and he starts to believe he committed murder all by himself. The others try to convince him that his mind is playing tricks on him, that he is completely innocent, and should not tell Officer Barbrady what he thinks he did. Kyle confesses to the murder shortly afterwards, though, and drags the boys into what appears to be a deep web of conspiracy and lies...
DISCLAIMER: South Park does not belong to me, the show belongs to creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I really wish it did belong to me, though!
BE WARNED, THIS STORY CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND IS RATED AS SUCH, SO IF YOU LIKE SOUTH PARK EXPECT THE LANGUAGE NORMALLY SHOWN ON TV!
Chapter One: NORMALITY?
Four boys were waiting by the bus stop, waiting for the school bus to pick them up and drag them to their doom: a science test. These four boys were Eric Cartman, a fat kid who liked to make fun of his friends, Stan Marsh, the kid who isn't really interesting but I had to say something to fill this section, Kyle Brovlovski, a sensible young man who put up with Eric's bullying, and Kenny McCormick, who was picked on by his friends for being poor.
"I can't be assed to take this test, you guys," Cartman said lazily.
"Didn't study, huh, fat ass?" Stan and Kyle muttered simultaneously.
"Hey, don't call me fat, you fucking lame ass jew, Kyle," Cartman yelled, anger suddenly brought on by the fact that his best friends hated him. "And you, Stan... you are a goddam jew as well! And Kenny, you're a jew!"
Kenny looked at Cartman quizically. He hadn't said anything.
"Oh, so fat fuck didn't want to take the test," Stan teased. "Shame. Guess we get more space in the room now the fat ass won't be there." He shot a look at Kyle, and winked.
"Yeah, the room is 10 times bigger when Cartman's not there," Kyle added, joining in the teasing. Kenny just laughed.
Cartman's face went red, and then went redder and redder until it had turned a shade of shocking pink.
"You guys, seriously, I fucking hate you! I'll fucking kill you guys!" Cartman exploded, screaming insults so loudly that the cows in the nearby field stopped to listen.
Stan and Kyle pretended not to notice, and Kenny doubled over laughing. He laughed so much that he collapsed to the floor. Cartman, in anger, kicked him onto the road where seconds later he was flattened by a truck.
"Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" Kyle screamed. "You bastard!"
Cartman took one look at his 'friends' and then announced,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
He walked off, anger pulsating in his face.
"Well, that got rid of fat ass," Stan told Kyle, laughing.
"I heard that," Cartman's voice said, echoing in the distance.
"What shall we do now?" Kyle asked.
"I dunno," Stan asked.
"Have sex with cows," Kenny, who had somehow come back from the dead, (as he does every other episode) mumbled. Stan and Kyle could hardly hear him.
Kyle's face screwed up with disgust. "Eww! no way are we doing that! You're sick, Kenny, you're sick!"
"All right, children, today we are going to try a few new math problems. Does anyone want to give the problem on the board a shot?"
Mrs Garrison took one look at his class, whom he thought were all complete retards, and shook his head. "My god. Anyone?"
Cartman's hand shot up.
"Yes, Eric?"
"Is the answer 'fuck Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, fuck them to hell?'" Cartman asked in a sweet, innocent voice.
Mrs Garrison's mouth dropped open. "No, Eric, it certainly is not! Now get out of the room this instant and go see the school counsillor!"
Cartman picked up his books, turned to Stan and Kyle and said: "I got out of class, I got out of class, I got out of class and you have to stay! Haha, haha!"
Mrs Garrison looked as Cartman walked out of the room, and said to the class, "Wow, that kid really is a complete and utter retard."
Stan, Kyle and Kenny just couldn't hide their smiles.