Shrek and Dash's Excellent Adventure through Shrek's monstrous anus but little does he know Shrek is going to get type 2 diabetes from all the ass pounding during his early 20s (also simba is there but he's a asshole)
Shrek laid down on the bed, taking off his pants in the process. "It time for you to enter my swamp you dirty blonde gay." Running up to the bed at the speed of sound came Dash and his 12" cock. "Prepare to get dashified," said Dash to Shrek's gorgeous green eyes. As Dash took off his skin tight clothes from his sweaty bod, he revealed what he has been hiding from his secret lover all this time: A 93" purple dildo capable of creating galaxies. "Oh my," Shrek has whispered as Dash lubed up the violet dildo, named after Dash's sister. "Here comes the 12 o'clock right on time," as Dash slammed the dildo in Shrek's virgin ass.
Shrek screamed of joy as Dash was gentle but harsh at the same time. As the dildo hit the g-spot, Shrek came a thousand suns, a pile large enough to cover his three infant children. "I guess the milkman came tonight and brought his friends," Shrek exclaimed. Dash laughed at the statement but heard a knock at the door.
As Shrek was recovering from the damage, Dash answered the door only to see Simba standing there. "Hey boo, got room for one more," the lion fucking screamed to the eager 11 year old. Although Dash was a bit retarded during his middle school, he was always interested in the actions of the different animals of Africa. One fact that amazed him was the male lion's gigantic penis, able to knock down trees in a few swipes. No wonder why the father is engaged in rock hard gay sex with them, Dash thought to himself. As Dash let him enter since Simba was half vampire, he saw Shrek on the bed, fingering his anus with the green liquid coming out. "Hey dude did you bring the munchies" said Shrek, the stoner of the swamp. "Yeeeeeee," said the Lion, getting out a bag of Doritos and mountain dew, but that could be for later.
Dash was eager to get back to the Shrek, and Simba could tell due to Dash getting an erection on the way there. Since Simba didn't have clothes on, he was all ready for what was about to happen. However Shrek wanted to play it safe since he had an idea on what would happen, so he asked for a safe word. Dash and Simba thought about it for a few seconds before the words "The expansion of dong," would work. As Simba got on his hind legs while getting in front of Shrek's gaping mouth, with Dash preparing his fist to enter the butt, Shrek gave the thumbs up for confirmation. Simba thruster himself into the mouth past Shrek's gross ass teeth, with drool drooling on the Lion's cock, almost hitting that thing on the back of the throat that looks like a penis like uvula. Dash was all charged up and with the speeds of 200mph fisted his smol hands in the tight ass, punching the g-spot in lightning speeds. Shrek came buckets on the bed with no hesitation, sweating in the process. Although he knew the safe word could protect him and friends, he knew that he could withstand the force of what was happening.
After twenties minutes of pounding, the three friends knew that enough was enough and decided to take a bath in the swamp. Although anything could happen at any time, they all made an agreement to not have gay sex outside in the open, so they kept it to themselves. However this doesn't mean they stopped having some role-play, touching the head of the penis from time to time glaring in the eyes as a joyful time. When they finished, they into the house, smoking the weed watching reruns of Alvin and the Chipmunks until Dash's mom picked Dash up. "So Dash how was your playdate today?" Dash thought about it for a while, and then stated only: "Awww Shiet I forgot my 93" at Shrek's pad, covered in his juices" The end get out of my house.