Disclaimer: Still waiting for Christmas, so I don't own any piece of Okiku Furikabutte :/
Title: Bathroom Humor
Author: Rokutagrl
Characters: Abe, Izumi, Tajima; Mentioned: Mihashi, Nishihiro
Pairings: If you REALLY squint you can pretend there's AbeMihashi. I wouldn't begrudge you ;D
Warning: Not so great humor, but an attempt anyway. Wrote this at 4 in the morning when I couldn't sleep.
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Abe stalked into the Clubroom with a sense of purpose. His shoulders were held back, his eyes squinted, mouth askew. He walked with a close gait, never putting one foot too far out in front of the other. His whole appearance could be summed up by the word 'stiff.' The rest of the team already at their lockers looked up at the sight of their co-captain and cringed. Some tried to hide behind their locker doors as though the young man had not even entered. Later, someone would have to help fish a struggling Nishihiro out of his own metal trap.
Looking at the small assembly of teammates in the room, Abe's face grew pinched.
Izumi just looked up from his laundry and gave a wry grin, never being one to just stand in the way:
"The bathrooms that way," he pointed helpfully.
Abe didn't look humored, but instead scowled and took off in the direction he knew Mihashi should have scrambled off to. Tajima skipped out of the shower room just in time to brush shoulders with the huffing boy. He silently watched him leave for a moment, and then turned serious eyes over to Izumi.
"Isn't the bathroom the other way?"