this is something super random. be. afraid. be. VERY. afraid.

disclaimer: yeah, cause if i was anthony horowitz i would be on a site writing this. i also don't own the name windrider, its from the book dragonwings by laurence yep. (i dont exactly recommend it)

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

well ive had 2 pieces of cake, 2 pieces of non-sugar-free gum, 2 cokes, ran around, &got a new cd. i. am. HYPER.

it is WRONG.

because i am BORED.

noooo!!!!!! MY GUM WAS SUGAR-FREE! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

ONTO THE STORY!

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Alex - RIDER777

Sabina - LITTLEPRINCESS674

Me - ME SHALL RULE

Bob the Builder - CANWEFIXIT? YESWECAN!

Blunt -RECROOTU2DAY

Mrs. Jones - TULIPSNEED2DIE

Random Person Eating a Veggie Burger - DONTKILLTHECOWS!

Fiona Friend - SEXYNOTSLUTTY

Nile - ILLKILLYOUALEX

Tom Harris - SOCCERBOY27

Jerry Harris - WINDRIDER66

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-rider777 has signed on-

-LiTtLePrInCeSs674 has signed on-

-ME SHALL RULE has signed on-

-canwefixit? YESWECAN! has signed on-

-recrootu2day has signed on-

-tulipsneed2die has signed on-

-DONTKILLTHECOWS! has signed on-

-SEXYnotslutty has signed on-

-ILLKILLYOUALEX has signed on-

-soccerboy27 has signed on-

-windrider66 has signed on-

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ME SHALL RULE: hello alex, sabina (ew), bob, mr. blunt, mrs. jones, mr. veggie burger, fiona, nile, tom, and jerry.

rider777: hello?

ME SHALL RULE: woah!!!! the harris kids are like TOM&JERRY! like the SHOW!!!! (a/n: i seriously just noticed that...)

LiTtLePrInCeSs674: hey alex! u looked SO hott 2day. like wow.

SEXYnotslutty: back off hoe, he's MINE.

ILLKILLYOUALEX: Excuse me ladies, but enjoy him while you can, because he will soon die.

ILLKILLYOUALEX: You just wait Rider. You will be begging for death soon. And then, I will grant your wish. :)

ME SHALL RULE: nile?

ILLKILLYOUALEX: Yes, oh great creator?

ME SHALL RULE: shut the heck up.

LiTtLePrInCeSs674: wow. lyk, thats weerd.

SEXYnotslutty: will u shut up? he wants me more, i mean he lyk lived with me for a week!

DONTKILLTHECOWS!: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!! FOOOOOOOD! YOU CANT KILL THE COWS. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU! WELL, ONE TRAMPLED ME ONCE BUT THE I GAVE IT A HUG AND IT TRIED TO CHASE ME DOWN LIKE A MUTANT KARATE FLOWER! ...THAT FLOWER SCARED ME! I STILL HAVE THE SCARS FROM THOSE RAZOR SHARP PETALS! ITS TRUE!!!

20 minutes later...

DONTKILLTHECOWS!: LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IF ALBINO MONEYS THAT MATED WITH RABBITS TO MAKE THEIR REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS WORK FASTER TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TRIED TO TAKE MY VEGGIE BURGER!

recrootu2day: WILL YOU SHUT UP!? PLEASE! MY EYES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH STUPITIDY AT ONE TIME! AND I GET ENOUGH OF THAT WITH ALEX AROUND!!!

rider777: you think i am stupid?

windrider66: hey alex! i havent talked 2 u in 4ever. whats going on?

soccerboy27: u just saw him last week...

windrider66: o. ya. i 4got.

tulipsneed2die: You're an idiot.

ME SHALL RULE: you guys are getting boring. hurry up and do something funny!

rider777: im a barbie girl! in a barbie world! life in plastic is fantastic!

SEXYnotslutty: wow. and i thought u were hott be4. now your are SMOKING. i want u so bad! please come back here, i promise i wont hit ur horse lyk i did b4!

LiTtLePrInCeSs674: so that was u that almost killed my babii!?

SEXYnotslutty: wut babii? u cant b talking about MY alley!

rider777: how about i choose?

SEXYnotslutty: fiiiiine.

LiTtLePrInCeSs674: w/e. ull choose me neway. cuz u kno im sexier than FIONA. i mean even mii name is sexier. SABINA.

rider777: i choose the author of this amazing story, becuause she is fantabulous and i am in love with her.

ME SHALL RULE: yeah, cause thats how we roll!

canwefixit? YESWECAN!: no! she is mine!

ME SHALL RULE: sexy british guy who is a spy or clay guy who is a construction worker...hmm...HOW ABOUT A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP?

everyone in chat room: OKAY!

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wow that was a waste of time.

haha. I LOVE IT!

not really.

polyamorous means a relationship with more than 1 partner.

haha.

well review.

R is for the rootabegas i would grow for you.

E is for the ecstasy you would cause me (NO. NOT THE DRUG.)

V is for the violins that would be thrown becuase you two are mine.

I is for Icarus because thats all i can think of.

E is for the exotic dances fiona and sabina will do to try to steal you from me.

W is for the willards that fiona and sabina will get when they cant get that ash guy from pokemon!

NOW REVIEW!