This is supposed to be the events which follow the season 2 finale episode, "Black Fire Upon Us." If you haven't seen it, and do not wish to know what happens in it, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER... until you've seen it. :) If you haven't seen it yet, and would like to before it airs on adultswim, and you live in the states, go to to watch it on the adultswim site. I think that site only works in the states though... so good luck... I felt very depressed after I watched it, and writing this fanfiction made me feel better about it... so maybe it will make you feel better as well.
Here goes:
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Skwisgaar sighed as he sat in the waiting room in the hospital. Today hadn't turned out great. Sitting in a waiting room is never a positive experience, and on top of that, he, Nathan, Pickles, and Murderface weren't even in the waiting room of the Mordhaus hospital. They were at a public hospital. The hospital at Mordhaus had been damaged in the fire caused by the Revengencers' attack.
The band's manager, Ofdensen, had been shot and beaten by a man who blamed Dethklok for the death of his brother. Nathan had arrived just in time to stop the man from killing Ofdensen, but he was beaten up rather badly, and it may have been too late. Other Dethklok employees had quickly gotten Ofdensen and the band to the nearest hospital.
While the band had been waiting in the waiting room, Toki was complaining that his ribs hurt. Earlier, Nathan had found Toki laying under a board that had fallen on him. He assumed that Toki's ribs could be broken, so Toki left the waiting room to be examined. That left Skwisgaar, Murderface, Pickles, and Nathan to wait, worrying about Ofdensen, and even worrying about Toki at the same time.
"We weres never nice to hims," Skwisgaar said quietly, "he was always tries to makes sures dat we don'ts dies or nothings, and we don't listens. Is so borings dat is hards for to listens, but we shoulds has maybe listens to him?"
Murderface sighed, "I'm schure he'll be fine," he said, though he didn't sound as sure as he had hoped he would.
"Aw, man, guys... How did this happen?" Pickles asked, his voice sounding stressed, "didn't we have, like security an' stuff? Like all sorts of stuff ta make sure stuff like this didn't happen, ya know?" Pickles looked at Nathan, "did ya see whet happened at all, Nate'n?"
Nathan looked at Pickles, "no... I was carrying Tok-" he stopped himself, "uh, Toki and I were trying to find a way out of the big... uh... mess of people and everything... and we didn't really see what happened... just that some guy was beating up Ofdensen... so I hit the guy... with a.. uh.. board."
Pickles nodded, "I'm gonna go out in the hallway an' see if any doctors are walkin' around an' maybe will tell us whet's goin' on now."
Skwisgaar stood up as Pickles did, "I ams comings with yous. I can'ts takes dis sittings and waitings heres much longers."
Pickles and Skwisgaar walked out in the hallway and stopped the first doctor they saw.
"Cans you tells us how is our friends doings?" Skwisgaar asked the doctor, who was a somewhat short woman who looked to be in her mid to late thirties.
"I might be able to see what I can figure out," she said, "who are you here with?"
"Who ams we heres with?" Skwisgaar repeated the question, "well, Pickle and I ams here, and de rest of our band ams here. Toki isn't here. Toki brokes his ribs in a boards or somethings. Dere's some Dethklok employees in heres somewheres. Dey guards de doors of de waitings rooms..."
"No, Skwisgaar," Pickles interrupted, "she meant, like whet people are in the hospital... like Ofdensen and Toki."
"Ofdensen and Toki?" the doctor repeated, looking down at a chart, "um... Charles Ofdensen and lets see... Toki Wartooth?" she said, looking up from the chart.
"Yep, that's them," Pickles said, "are they gonna die?"
The woman shook her head, "we cannot tell you exactly yet, I can tell you that Toki isn't going to die. He just has a few broken ribs. I'll talk to Ofdensen's doctor and we'll let you know how he is as soon as we can, alright? I'm pretty sure he's still in surgery right now. But if you could just go back to the waiting room-"
"Surgery?" Pickles interrupted her, "whet's he doin in surgery?"
The doctor had a sad look in her eyes, "do you not know what happened?"
Pickles shook his head, as Skwisgaar added, "we didn'ts really see. We just knows that he gots beats up. Whats for is he doings in surgicals?"
"Well, he was shot with some sort of arrow. I'm not an expert on guns or other weapons, but they are doing surgery to try to repair the internal damage caused by the arrow. Like I said, I cannot make any promises, but we will do all that we can," she explained, "now, I think it would be best if you two would return to the waiting room, or if you'd like, I can have a nurse take you to see your other friend."
"I thinks we shoulds go sees Toki," Skwisgaar told her, "I don'ts wants to sits in de waitings rooms forevers."
Skwisgaar looked at Pickles, "Yeah," Pickles agreed, "I guess that's better than sittin' in that waiting room fer another hour."
The doctor called over a nearby nurse, " Nurse Leggatt, could you take these two gentlemen to room 303?"
The nurse nodded and then looked to Skwisgaar and Pickles, "this way," she said.
Before they left, the doctor turned to them, "if I learn anything new about Charles, I'll have someone come over to Toki's room and let you know, alright?"
They both nodded and followed the nurse to Toki's room.
When they reached room 303, the nurse opened the door, "if you need anything, I'll be at the nurse's station, right down this hall and to the right, okay?"
"Okey," Pickles said, as he and Skwisgaar walked into the room. Toki was laying in a bed, but immediately sat up when he saw them.
"Oh no!" Toki yelled, "is Ofdensens deads? Oh no! He is, isn't he!? It's all my faults!"
"Actuallys we don'ts knows yet," Skwisggar told Toki, "he is in surgicalries, or somethings. He got shots withs an arrows! Did you knows dat?"
Toki shook his head, "no. I didn'ts knows dat," Toki had tears in his eyes, "did he gets shots and beats up because I was too drunks? I didn'ts know it would makes him gets shots! I just so messed ups right nows, and I gets drunks to makes me feels better, and now it's alls my faults, Ofdensens is goings to dies because of me!"
"Wait... jest, slow down, Toki," Pickles interrupted, "how could it possibly be yer fault?"
Toki wiped a tear from his cheek, "I don'ts know," he said, looking down at his lap, "everythings always dies when I ams arounds it. You guys is probablies goings to dies too," he said, frowning, and trying to keep tears from falling from his eyes.
"Is not your faults, Toki," Skwisgaar told him, "and we just waits and see, but he might be completelies fines, okays? Now, maybe we talks about somesthings else, okays? How's you doings, Toki?"
"I doings okay," Toki said, "I gots morphines. De doctors said my ribs is brokens? Some of dem... I don'ts know. It doesn't matters," he said, laying back in the bed and sighing.
"Do ya have ta stay in this room?" Pickles asked, "if it's jest yer ribs er whetever, and they fixed 'em, do ya have ta stay here?"
"I don'ts know. If I did leaves, den what woulds I do? What's I supposed to do? Nothings ever works out rights any times I do anythings, and now Ofdensen's goings to be deads. What's we supposed to do?" Toki was nearly yelling now, "If Ofdensens is deads, what's we goings to do?!"
"We'll jest worry about that if we need to," Pickles suggested, "Ofdensen might be fine, so we'll jest worry about it only if we have to."
Skwisgaar nodded in agreement, and then turned toward the door as he saw Nathan and Murderface walking into the room.
"You schaid you were gonna go schee if a doctor would tell you what'sch going on, but you never came back!" Murderface complained.
"Yeah," Nathan chimed in, "we were under the... uh, impression that you were going to not just leave and never come back."
"We were gonna come back," Pickles defended, "we jest wanted ta see how Toki was doin' first."
Nathan looked down at Toki who was covering his face with his hands. Nathan looked like he wanted to say something to Toki, but then looked at his other band mates who were all looking at him, and decided not to say anything.
"Toki's fine," Pickles told him, as though he knew that Nathan wanted to ask Toki.
Nathan nodded, "so, did anyone tell you guys what's going on about Ofdensen?"
"He gots shots withs a arrows," Skwisgaar told him, "dey are doings surgeries on him for to repairs damages of internally of somesthings abouts surgicals... I don'ts remembers anymores."
"The doctor... who was like, a lady, ya know, and she was kind of hawt," Pickles began.
"Yeah," Skwisgaar interrupted, "she was kinds of hots. A littles youngs, but stills kinds of hots."
"Yeah, so anyways," Pickles continued, "the hawt lady doctor told us that he gawt shot with an arrow er somethin' an' they are like, doin' surgery on 'im to fix what the arrow tore up, ya know?"
Murderface nodded, "scho... that schucks. I'm schure he'll be fine though. If he wasch dead, they'd have told usch by now."
Toki looked out from behind his hands, "reallies?" he said, "if he was deads, dey woulds has tells us alreadys?"
"Scure," Murderface told him, "when schomething like thisch happens, they tell you right after the perschon diesch. We've been here for like over an hour, scho if he wasch going to die, don't you think he would have done it by now?"
"I guess so," Toki said.
"I mean, he could schtill die, but I'm juscht schaying, in my experiensche, if you don't die right when or before you get to the hoschpital, you probably won't die. You know what I mean? Like if you make it thisch long without dying, the chansches are better," Murderface continued.
"I never thoughts abouts it likes dat," Toki said.
The five of them looked at the door as they heard one of the Dethklok employees, who had been following them about at the hospital for security reasons, talking to the doctor who Skwisgaar and Pickles had talked to earlier.
The employee walked into the room after the doctor as the doctor spoke, "good, you're all here."
Each member of Dethklok held his breath as they prepared to hear the news.
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When I watched the episode, at the end it seemed like they wanted you to think that Ofdensen might be dead... I don't think they'd kill him off; I think they are just messing with the fans, and trying to scare us... Nevertheless, I still felt sad and worried for Ofdensen after I watched the episode... So, I wrote this, and YES, of course there will be one more chapter... Leaving it like this would be no better than what the episode did...
Please leave me a review, and I'll upload the next chapter, proof-read it, and post it... maybe even... TONIGHT!! Wooot!!
