It was Friday, March 20, in Peach Creek High School and Ed, Edd n Eddy had plans to have a huge party at Ed's house with all the kids including the Kanker sisters being invited.
The Ed's where now driving home discussing what they were going to do for the party.
"Ok who's gonna get the cups?" Eddy asked.
"Me!" Ed shouted.
"I'll be honored to bring the refreshments!" Double D asked.
"Eddy did you hear that the government is planning to establish some kind of annual event to help the economic crisis?"
"Really what's that?"
"It's called The Purge"
"What's it about?"
"I have no idea"
"OH NO!" Ed said extremely worried.
"What's the matter lumpy?" Eddy asked.
"What if it's a zombie apocalypse!?"
"Ed please you're just imagining that" Double D said.
THE NEXT DAY
It was 6:55 p.m. and everyone in the cul-de-sac was at Ed's house for the party.
Everyone was watching Halloween which was on AMC just at the right moment for the party.
Suddenly, the TV went black and a message came up saying:
NORMAL PROGRAMING HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
PLEASE STAND BY FOR A NATIONAL EMERGENCY WARNING
"Oh dear that doesn't look good" Double D said.
"It's probably just a test" Edd said.
"A test Ed-boy?" Rolf said
"Yeah the US Government does this all the time" Eddy said.
Suddenly, the EAS warning siren sounded and made everybody get spooked.
The TV then showed a message with a voice-over and the text scrolled:
This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government.
Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during The Purge. All other weapons are restricted.
Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from The Purge and shall not be harmed.
Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.
Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7am, when The Purge concludes.
Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn.
May God be with you all.
The TV then switched to a timer saying:
TIME REMAINING:
12:00:00
Then the timer finally started and the siren announcing the beginning of The Purge sounded five times.
"WHAT?!" Sarah screamed.
"WE CAN ALL GET KILLED AND IT'S LEGAL?!" Kevin shouted.
"WE NEED PROTECTION!" Rolf screamed.
"Wait we can all go to my bunker!" Kevin said.
"Come on everyone follow me!"
TO BE CONTINUED
