I was looking at my naruto book and I noticed something.. Itachi is the shortest and he looks 14 maybe 15 but he's like 24 or something so yea.. thats the reason for this
"Itachi Itachi!!" yelled a shark like man
"Hmm.." came Itachi's monotone replie
"You were spacing out on me!!"
"hmm"
"Anyway I was saying did you notice your really short...
"..."
"and really slim"
"..."
"and really feminaine"
"so..."
"So yea!"
"..."
"So I'm going to call you Itachi-chan!!"
"... heck no..."
"I mean Itachi-chan come on you are 23 about to be 24 and you look like a 14 year old!"
"quit it with the Itachi-chan thing"
"I'm going to tell Deidara!"
"Great..."
"Deidara Deidara I just notice something about Itachi" Kisame yelled a blonde hair member
"What did you notice!!"
"He's really short!"
"yea"
"He's really slim"
"yea"
"And he looks like a girl!"
"OH i get it!!"
"YOU DO!"
"YEA YOUR GONNA TO CALL HIM ITACHI-CHAN!!"
"Right!"
"ME too!!"
"Ok"
"you really shouldn't do that unless you want a slow painfully death" Sasori said
"But admit it!! he is really girly and small.."
"and you aren't Deidara.."
I had to this oneshot for random fun... did you like it hate it i thought it was cute...yea but
Itachi: it is so not fair..
CherriBell : i think its funny and cute!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters! The fablous artist does see you later chu!