Ichigo Montague and Rukia Capulet
By: Azraelean
This is a fanfiction; I obviously don't own the copyrights. Only lawyers win in a lawsuit. Please don't sue. In my theatre 101 class in college I just had an idea today. What if Soul Society got boring? Don't look at me like that it could happen… someday. But, anyway, what is there to do for fun in Soul Society. Ichigo is charged with remedying this problem and he turns to his favorite playwright's most famous play for the solution. This looks like fun, or trouble, whichever person you ask.
What do you mean we need a new squad? Said Toshiro Hitsugaya.
I mean that the Seireitei is in a state of unrest. The souls of the Seireitei and even the soul society at large are all bored to un-death with nothing to do. So I have formed a squad that shall exist solely for entertaining the masses.
"Sir," said the newest captain. "I have a better idea in my opinion."
"Oh," said Yamamoto. "And what would that be Kurosaki-Taicho."
"Why not instead just pull from the ranks of the court guard squads instead of spreading the recruits even thinner than they already are due to the war against Aizen."
"Hmm, and what would you have us do with these people? Why perform plays and other such things."
"Alright," Said the Sou-Taicho, banging his staff/sword upon the wooden floor. "Then I approve Ichigo Kurosaki to be in charge of the entertainment of the Soul Society."
(2 Hours Later)
"Okay Mayuri-Taicho," said Ichigo. "I have the pamphlet draft done. I need you to make Fifteen hundred copies of it and then report back to me please."
Fifteen-hundred copies later…
A bulletin went up on each wall of Seireitei. It was blue with black script that read:
Kurochiki Productions is proud to announce that there will be open try outs for the Play Romeo and Juliet. The characters are in order of Appearance:
Count Paris
Peter
Mercutio
Montague
Sampson
Tybalt
Petruchio
Romeo
Friar Laurence
Benvolio
Capulet
Abraham
Balthazar
Friar John
Juliet
Prince Escalus
Gregory
If you are interested in performing then come to the squad Five Barracks on June 5th to try out. See captain Kurosaki for scripts to read from. All those trying out should have a short passage memorized for their parts. Anyone may try out but the organizers cannot accept everyone into the play, this isn't the third grade. We will be picking those best suited to the roles. NO one is to try to dispute the roles each is cast in. signing up to audition is a binding contract that states that if you try out, you are obligated to be at the performances. NO exceptions. We will be taking your duties into consideration in choosing your parts. Tryouts begin at 9:00 AM and will continue until done or, until noon. Then a lunch break will ensue. After one hour, we shall recommence with the auditions.
If you wish to attend take a flier, while not binding, we hope to see many promising people.
Sincerely,
Kurochiki Productions
(END of act I)
So I will be aching to get this one finished, I envision that it will be about a nine-shot so I hope you will all come and see what it's all about. Oh, don't worry, I won't screw with the play, just with the actors.