Hi everyone, I'm back with another story! I'm going to try to make this one a long one, so if you enjoy those kinds of stories you're in luck! As always, constructive criticism is very much appreciated.

I don't own Maid Sama.

Now, story time!

Takumi Usui was standing alone on the roof. Again.

"What will I ever do with that baka hentai alien..." Misaki Ayuzawa was muttering to herself as she stared up at him. Surely he wouldn't throw himself into the pool again. There wasn't even a good reason to this time. She sighed.

He wouldn't...not just because I'm too busy to spend very much time with him...Misake suddenly realized that she was seriously, non-ironically considering if her boyfriend would jump off a roof several stories high just to garner attention from her. He had been standing on the roof that way every day for a week, though, so it was a possibility.

She sighed and turned back to the teetering tower of paperwork piled on her desk in the student council room. The second year student council members were away on their school trip for the week, and as Misaki was the only third year member, she had to tackle the work herself. In fact, she had had to do so for the past month due to various circumstances the second years had encountered. This was why she had been unable to spend time with Usui.

Misaki worked for a while, but even with her legendary efficiency she couldn't finish the whole pile. She was nearly at the bottom when the door slammed open and back closed again. It was time for a certain perverted alien's daily visit.

"Kaichou, why don't you and I go on a date tonight? It's been so long since we did anything."

"Not now, Usui! I'm busy! Please go sit in the corner quietly if you insist on being here."

"Cruel. But I think you're just a bit...stressed."

"Shut up, Usui. Corner. Quiet. NOW."

Usui slunk his way towards the corner and Misaki turned back to her work.

Suddenly, her hand slipped and the pen she was using stabbed into her flesh. As she cried out in pain, Usui practically teleported from the corner to her side.

"Kaichou! You're hurt!"

"It's fine, Usui, I'll just wrap it in a tissue and properly treat it at hom-"

One word cut Misaki off, a word filled with power, one that left no room for argument-"No."

Usui stripped off his jacket and rolled up his sleeves. It was time to get to work.

Meanwhile, a first-year girl crept down the hall in search of a certain attractive senpai. This senpai had been the object of the girl's affection for the entire school year, and, as this particular girl had a habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, she did not know that her senpai had a girlfriend. As such, today was the day she would confess to her senpai!

Suddenly, the girl stopped. Were those... voices? Coming from the student council room? But the only student council member at school this week was Misaki Ayuzawa, a strong and unconventional president. Who was there besides her?

The girl crept closer-then froze in her tracks.

"Ooooh!"

"Shh, people will hear you, Kaichou."

"But that's...that's..."

"A sensitive spot?"

"Y-yes..."

"Well then, this might hurt a little..." There was a sharp intake of breath and a whimper. The freshman, undetected in the hall, slipped her cell phone out of her bag and began recording audio.

The boy was her Senpai, and the girl would pay.

"Ayuzawa Misaki and Usui Takumi, please report to the principal's office. I repeat, Ayuzawa Misaki and Usui Takumi, please report to the principal's office."

Misaki looked up from her work in surprise. She was used to having to meet with the principal, of course, since student body presidents did that a lot, and she was used to Usui getting called in for fighting, but he hadn't gotten called in since they started dating, and certainly not at the same time as her, so what could be going-

Shhh, she told herself. You haven't done anything wrong. She unconsciously fingered the bandage around her arm, then caught herself. Chuckling, she pulled her sleeve down over it. He sure did a good job with that wound. No wonder he's going to study to be a doctor.

When Misaki arrived at the principal's office, Usui was already there, as well as a freshman girl she didn't know. Nevertheless, she smiled at everyone, asking "What can I do for you today, Principal?"

"Only answer a few questions."

Misaki frowned. Am interview? But then why was Usui here? And why in the principal's office? She got that people wanted to know about their kaichou, but still, this was a little excessive.

"Ayuzawa-san, what were you doing yesterday after school?"

"Working in the student council office."

"Were you alone?"

"No, Principal, Usui was in there with me, but he was just reading."

"What's your relationship to Usui-san?"

Puzzled, Misaki glanced at first Usui, the the girl in the corner. Usui shrugged. The girl shot her a glance of pure hate. Misaki looked away quickly.

"Principal, he's my boyfriend, but I hardly see how that matters..."

"How do you feel about Usui-san?"

The kaichou stared at the ground as a blush spilled across her cheeks. "I l-love him." Her response was barely audible.

"Did you break school rules yesterday? By, say, demonstrating your love for him?"

It took a moment, but what the principal was implying seemed to register with both Usui and Misaki. The latter's face turned red and she crumpled to the ground, stammering an unintelligible jumble of words that consisted mainly of "Usui," "sex," and "no."

Meanwhile, Usui was much less flustered. "Sir," he announced, "Misaki loves me a great deal, and I love her a great deal-"

"And now you're suspended and she's expelled."

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me as clearly as this girl here heard you two yesterday. She's got an audio file and everything. You should take your punishment as it is before I expel you as well." The principal pressed the play button on the freshman's phone, and Usui realized what had happened.

"Sir, you see, that's a misunderstanding, I was trying to help her-"

"Risking teen pregnancy is no way of helping someone!"

"But we weren't!"

"So you're saying you used birth control? Then this was planned!"

"No, sir, I..." Usui trailed off as he realized that nothing he said could possibly help. "Why is she expelled when I'm only suspended?"

"You're suspended for five days, but it's actually all day detention. You'll have to sit and reflect on your actions. She's being expelled because she's the president and we need to make an example of her so that we don't look bad as a school. Now stop asking questions or I'll expel you!"

There was a tug on Usui's jacket. He looked down to see Misaki gazing up at him. "Don't get expelled for me. I'll break up with you if you do." Usui's heart melted. He nodded.

As Misaki was marched out of the school, she turned around. Usui's eyes, fixed on her even from a distance, promised revenge and redemption for his falsely accused Misa-chan.

So then! Next chapter-we finally meet the freshman girl for real, and before we start hating her-she legit didn't know that it was innocent, nor is she a yandere. She just really loves Usui.

Also, before the guest haters attack, they did NOT actually do anything perverted, it was just him treating her arm. Ik, ik, it's obvious, but some people still don't get it.

Ja ne, lovely readers! Please review with constructive criticism or comments on the plot so far!