Luciusella?


Once upon a time there was a little boy, I mean girl of course, that was not so little. H-h-her name was Luciusella.

He…Excuse me. I mean her, father was a nice man in his forties who was single too ;). One evil day her father fell in love with a VERY evil woman named Umbridge.

Umbridge was one fuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly woman. Umbridge had two daughters who were so ugly that no one thought they were human. Their names were, Gregoryola and Vincentina.

One day her father got an illness called chickentopia. Chickentopia is a very bad illness where you start laying fresh gourmet egg s after you lay about 10 eggs you die. Than one fateful day of laying 9 eggs and had one to go, it was time for her father to go.

'L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-Luciusella…Y-y-y-you l-lo-lo-' Her father gasped threw his words while trying to get out the 10th egg.

'You look like a man.' Was her fathers last words to everyone and Luciusella.

'Oh father, your words are so touching!' Luciusella sobbed while tears trickled on to her dead father and his eggs.

While Luciusella's father was alive, Umbridge and her two ugly stepsisters were somewhat nice to her. But the minute he died Umbridge grinned.

'Get up you useless girl and get to work.' Umbridge cackled and threw a bucket of water and a toothbrush at her.

10 years of crying and working Luciusella managed to live. She was now 20 years old.

'Fancy pants has given us an invitation.' Screeched Vincentina screeched while playing with her hair.

'Really? What is the invitation for?' Gregoryola asked with her high pitch voice. Luciusella at the time was brushing Gregoryola's knotty brown hair.

'Yes, tell us what is it for.' Umbridge hem hemmed and asked with a smile revealing her ugly yellow teeth.

'For Prince Snape's decision to marry.' Sighed Gregoryola turning pink.

'Oh! We must go! The crooked nosed tiger will fall in love with you beautiful young girls! Oh! You girls will be beautiful.' Umbridge smiled.

'You will be cleaning the house to the last speck of dust because you have no dress. If I see even a speck of dust there will be hell. You will also be sure Vincentina and Gregoryola will be superb at the ball.' Umbridge ordered.

'Yes ma'am.' Luciusella replied quietly.

'I can't hear you.' Umbridge yelled.

'Yes ma'am!' Luciusella replied louder while her stepsisters giggled.

Luciusella stomped into her room crying, how she wanted to go to the ball.

'Why can't I go! I just want to go to the damn ball. Instead I get to clean this house!' Luciusella thought out loud in her room furiously. Meanwhile her 5 mouse friends were listening.

'Poooooor Luciuselly.' Hermione the mouse squeaked with pity.

'I feel sorry for my self! I'm stuck with you imbeciles. I mean why can't I be the sexy character.' Draco snapped.

'Because your sexy enough already.' Harry yawned.

'My Potter I never knew you had such great taste.' Draco winked.

'You damn rat you are no mouse you're a fat ugly rat!' Fudge squeaked at Peter.

'No! I have been found! Count to 100 this time! I'm sure I can find a better place to hide!' Peter squealed with horror.

'Okay…1…2…3…4…5…6…' Fudge said and closed his eyes and started to count again.

'Lets make a dress for Luciuselly!' Hermione said and started making a dress, Harry and Draco helped.

After the dress was done there was occasional spots that said: 'Draco is a sexy stud' which was obviously done by Draco himself.

The dress was a beautiful pink…but a very ugly dress it was.

They left the ugly dress on Luciusella's bed.

'My! Look at this ugly dress! I'll be able to go after all!' Luciusella twirled with joy and squished a hiding Peter without noticing.

'There goes a fat brave soul that was oh so stupid.' Sniffed Fudge and skipped off.

'Ma'am I have a suitable dress for the ball!' She smiled happily.

'So I see.' Glared Umbridge.

Luciusella skipped off but was greeted by her two evil step sisters.

'My, my what an ugly dress.' Gregoryola snickered.


g2g will continue this chap later there will be many more adventures!