-120 WAYS TO BUG SAKON
(and in some cases, Ukon as well.)
#1: Refuse to call him and Ukon anything other than 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'.
#2: Ask him if he showers/sleeps with Ukon still on the back of his neck. When he says no, say, "Suuuurrreee…" and walk away.
#3: At random times, sneak up behind him and poke Ukon. Repetitively.
#4: Wait in Sakon's closet. When he's about to go to bed, burst out screaming, "YOU FORGOT UKON!!!"
#5: Tie a hamster to the back of your neck. Name it your own name, but with "U" instead of the first letter. Keep this up until the hamster dies.
#6: Slip the dead hamster into his pillow.
#7: Make lots of waffles. Tie him to a chair. Eat the waffles in front of him. Remember to savor each bite and go, "Mmmmm….waffle."
#8: Superglue multiple pictures of Tayuya to the walls of his bedroom.
#9: After doing that, be sure to show Tayuya.
#10: Every time he tries to talk, commence singing the "Sister Sister" theme song.
#11: Pour Fruit Loops all over him while he's sleeping.
#12: When he asks why the heck you just poured Fruit Loops all over him, go into a long rant about talking potatoes and Akamaru.
#13: Sneak into the bathroom while Sakon's taking a shower. Take photos of him and post them all over the Sound Village.
#14: Blame Kidomaru.
#15: Inform Sakon that Orochimaru is on a molestation spree, and that him an Ukon are next.
#16: Eat tons of Pop Rox and VAULT, then lock yourself in a closet with a him. Make sure the closet is stocked with flashlights, Christmas decorations, board games, anything to reek potential havoc with.
#17: Introduce Ukon to crack.
#18: Videotape what horrors ensue from Ukon+Crack and post the video on Youtube.
#19: Beg him to take you to the mall. When he finally does, refuse to go into any place that isn't a lingerie store.
#20: Bake a pie filled with dead rats. Wait behind a corner. When he comes around the corner, toss said pie into his face.