Hex Me
Disclaimer: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Summary: Set in seventh year. Hermione and Draco have begun a shaky relationship, but Draco is just too good at being bad.
Hermione: You promise me this, I can never respond.
You promise me anything under the sun
Then you give me a kiss,
And your grabbing your wand
And your off to detention again
When I think of the time gone by
Draco: Hermione, Hermione!
Hermione: And I think of the way I tried!
Draco: Hermione!
Hermione: I could honestly die.
Draco: Take up your wand and hex me,
Hex me
You just perplex me,
I love you.
Give a holler and hate me
Hate me
Go ahead, hate me!
I LOVE YOU
Hermione: All the years of my life, you never would be true.
Draco: Alright, already, I'm just a no-goodnick!
Alright, already, what's next.
So check.
So hex me, hex me.
You continue to vex me.
I love you
Hermione: You beat up them here,
You beat up them there
You beat up the Gryffindors, all except me
And I'm sick of you keeping me up in the air
Till your friends turn their backs again
When I think of the time gone by
Draco: Hermione, Hermione!
Hermione: And I think of the way I tried!
Draco: Hermione!
Hermione: I could honestly die.
Draco: Take up your wand and hex me,
Hex me
You just perplex me,
I love you.
Give a holler and hate me
Hate me
Go ahead, hate me!
Hermione: When you wind up in jail
Don't come to me to bail you out!
Draco: Alright, already, so call an Auror!
Alright, already, what's next?
Just check.
So hex me, hex me,
You continue to vex me
I love you!
Hermione: You're at it again,
You're joining his side
I'm not gonna play second fiddle to that.
And I'm telling you now that we're through!
When I think of the time gone by
Draco: Hermione, Hermione!
Hermione: And I think of the way I tried!
Draco: Hermione!
Hermione: I could honestly die.
Hermione leaves
Draco: Hex me, hex me
Strangle my neck, please!
I love you!