I am jenny, and Emmy, and this is a rip off of "Furcadia's Fault" a fanfiction written by my cousin, Emmy. It is hilarious.

I do not own the matrix or any of the caracters, pocky, or SARS.

Chapter 1

Sighting Pocky

Me and Emmy are walking down the busy streets of Tokyo.

J- oykot, kotyo, tyoko

e- what are you doing?

j- making words out of the word "Tokyo"

e- they aren't words, jenny

j- yes they are. How many times can you say word in one word?

e-no they aren't words

j- ye

jenny is cut of by emmy's screeching as they walk by a Japanese food mart.

e- POOCCCKKKY!!! P P P P! POCKY

Emmy sprints up to the glass display window, staring at a sign in the window that says, "Pocky". The window fogs as she drools.

Jenny looks at the thing with the store name on it.

j- hmm. Japanafoodmart. Creative.

Emmy's eyes begin to swell with tears.

J-do they have raisins?

e- C'MON JENNY!!! THEY HAVE POCKY!!!!!!!!!

j- they also have SARS

e- GIVE ME THE INFECTION!!!

Emmy cackles at the store's double doors while jenny heads in. emmy follows.