Exodus 4:24-26
God was looking upon Moses
bathing his baby boy, because he's into that sort of thing. But then, suddenly, God noticed that Moses' son still obtained a bit of flapping skin at the end of his wilkins. "Filth!" God screamed, "Moses! You've really done it this time, for not circumsising your child, I will kill and send you to eternity in hell!" Moses looked up to the heavens. "It's only a fucking piece of floppy skin! Calm down!" Moses said. From the kitchen, Moses' wife ran in the room after listening to the psyco in the sky. "Don't kill him!" She yelped. Then, she brought out a flint out of her pocket and after a few, bloody tries, she sliced the foreskin off and plonked it at Moses' feet. Gos was obviously shit scared of the mentalist woman, so he backed off. And Moses' boy had gangreen for the rest of his life, hanging off his bell-end.