Murdoc took one look at his plate and cringed. He picked up his fork and cautiously jabbed at the substance once. It jiggled and made a small dent where the fork struck then rose back up into shape. He jabbed it again forcefully making a squishy popping sound. Cyborg looked at him with a blank expression then suddenly smiled so hard he thought the latex would rip at the edges of her mouth.
"Is something wrong with your meal, Murdoc Niccals Master Bass Player... Gorillaz... God?"
Murdoc looked up at her then back down at his plate. The blue and violet jellyfish stared right at him with the same smile Cyborg Noodle had on her face, only it had its tongue hanging out and its eyes appeared to be bursting out of their sockets in an obscene way. It was wearing a tiny sailor hat which Cyborg had added as "garnish".
The taste of bile slowly started to rise in his throat.
"Er… Cybie Doobie, are you sure this thing's edible?" he whimpered as his nostrils became overwhelmed with the stench of decaying fish, kelp, and two year old cat-food shoved in the blender and left to rot in the sun. Her head twitched and a tiny spark fizzled out of her ear.
"Yes my creator, I have prepared it especially for you to consume," she smiled harshly.
Murdoc stuck the fork in the mass of tentacles and spun in clockwise, much how he did when eating spaghetti. It made a sloppy wet noise from the slime that had formed around it from being kept out too long.
"Oh Jesus Satan God Buddha…" he mumbled picking it up in the air in front of him whole.
"Eat it," Cyborg ordered. Murdoc's eyebrow rose.
"Er… Excuse me? Did you just tell me to eat it?"
She nodded quickly.
"Just enjoy the gritty crunch. It tastes just like chicken."
Murdoc looked at her.
"Oh… Kaaaaaaaaaay…" he said suspiciously.
He gulped and opened his mouth, bringing it closer…
…and closer.
…and closer.
…and wait. Did it just blink?
The jellyfish hurled itself on his face, wrapping its tentacles around his head.
"MMMMMMMMMMRRRPH!" Murdoc yelled flying out of his chair. He tried to pull at it but it was so slimy in his hands it was like grabbing lubed up linguini.
"My Lord, Master. Oh dear," the cyborg replied. Murdoc ran around the room like crazy until he crashed into the window and flew down to his death. Cyborg Noodle peeked out the window down at where the motionless green man lay and smiled a toothy grin.
"Everyone loves jellyfish!"