EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANTASY! (1)

by I Darkstar X

(Space Marine Vs Darkstar.) Darkstar is a draconic bipedal, hyper intelligent, Lord Eternal, a sort of galactic caretaker. Yeah, me and Jedi Commander Jayden, (My brother.) wanted to do this because: 1. It's funny. 2. Jayden seems to think that reviews are the most important feedback, so when you're finished with this, maybe check out some of his stuff, I would really appreciate it

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANTASY!

A SPACE MARINE!

VS,

DARKSTAR!

BEGIN!

Darkstar: Hello world, I'm Darkstar, the draconic sniping king, today I'll be rapping against a so-called Space Marine. Some may call me crazy, and some may say I'm mad, but believe me when I tell you that this guy ain't so bad! He's just metal pushover like the Borgons once were. Isn't that right dude? Oh, pardon me, I meant, "sir." Sure you've got the armor, and sure you've got the gun, but my hide's bullet-proof and my sniper rifle will make your head go BOOM! Call yourself a soldier?! You're just a phony! I'VE MET BETTER SOLDIERS IN MY LITTLE PONY! Oh look, it seems my time is well overdue, now it's time to see just what this Space Monger can do!

Space Marine: I am a Space Marine of the Imperium of Man. I will destroy you with the weapons in my hands. Your ryhmes are as blunt as a foul Orc's axe. I will keep fighting till the very last man. I spit with acid and I speak with bile, who brings a sniper rifle to a chainsword battle? I'll stab you and rip you to tiny bloody shreds, then I'll laugh as you lie there on the ground, mutilated and dead. I hope the Emperor has mercy upon you heretic, because they always get to meet the Angles of Death! (Shoots Bolter at Darkstar.)

Darkstar: What did I just tell you a couple seconds ago? My hind's bullet-proof, that includes Bolters you know. Speaking of your Emperor, the guy's cheating death. I cry foul play! A thousand unlucky sods die everyday, just to keep the Grim Reaper away! Doesn't matter how good of a leader is he! To me, he's just a stain on your history! Now don't go and spout off all that loyalty stuff, let it go, your Emperor is a selfish as a shellfish, that died years ago. I think it's time his reign came to an end, no heir? Oh well, that's your problem, good luck, and fight fair!

Space Marine: Typical of cowards to just run away, you can't face your enemy so you turn the other way! How dare you insult our mighty Emporer for he is our way. He protects and guides us through the power of psyque. His eyes are always watching with unlimited sight. We are his soldiers who match always to war. When the charge comes we roar: FOR THE EMPEROR!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DESIDE!

A/N: No really please decide. My brother Jedi Commander Jayden and I had a lot of fun making this so if you have a suggestion please put it in a review also telling me if you liked it. This will also be posted on my brother's story list as well. Have a nice day!