Rikyu: Kaiya, I seriously don't know why they choose you to host while Alex's away. (Skater dude black hair and black eyes. Black shirt that says 'Fall out Boy' and dark blue jeans with patches missing)
Myaka: It's better than you, things wouldn't be fun if you hosted. (Hs thin white hair that reaches shoulders. Has on a light red t-shirt, purple vest, and gray shorts)
Rikyu: You…shimatta!!! (Dammit!!!)
Myoko: (Sighs. Has thick black hair that goes down to knees. She's wearing a black t-shirt, dark green vest, and dark blue Capri's)
Kaiya: Oh, get over it!! They liked me better. (Short messy looking black hair and red eyes. Black t-shirt and black baggy jeans)
Rikyu: The male producers only like you because you have huge boobs.
Kaiya: What?! (Stomps on his foot) Take that back!!!
Myaka: Kaiya, the producer dude told me to tell you, you're on in 2 minutes.
Kaiya: Thanks!! (Glares at Rikyu) I'll deal with you later. (Walks to stage)
Rikyu: Pfft.
When show starts…
Kaiya: Hi and welcome to Jeopardy. We will have the Naruto cast join us until Alex gets back. The 3 playing today are Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura (Unfortunately).
Naru-kun: Hey!!!! (Waves at audience and camera)
Sakura: Hello. (Gives a innocent smile (Even though she isn't innocent))
Sasuke: Hn.
Kaiya: Alright, let's start off with naming the categories!!! They are: Which character is this, What anime is this, This Japanese word in English, This song is, and Name this old sitcom. Let's start off with Sasuke.
Naru-kun: Why does Sasuke get to go first?!
Kaiya: because I said so!!! Now, Sasuke pick a category, please.
Sasuke: Hn, Name this old sitcom for 200.
Kaiya: (Read q-card) this show starred a famous comedian and his life as a doctor and with his wife and 7 children.
Naruto: How the hell are we supposed to know that?!
Kaiya: If you watched more NickNight, you would know!! So, anyone plan on buzzing in?
Sakura: (Buzzes in) what is Astro boy?
Kaiya: Nope!!
Naruto: What is ramen?
Rikyu: (From backstage) where the fucking hell did you get an answer like that?!
Kaiya: Ignore him. He may be cute, but he's very hotheaded!!! But, no. The answer is the Cosby Show. Sasuke, pick another.
Sasuke: This song is for 400.
Kaiya: This song is by Shop Boyz and the title totally rocks. Totally dude!!!
Sasuke: What is Party like a Rockstar?
Kaiya: That's correct.
Sakura&Naru-kun: O o
Sasuke: I listen to rap and hip hop once and a while.
Kaiya: Cool, me too!!! Pick again.
Sasuke: This anime is for 600.
Kaiya: This anime is about a boy who is trying to currently get back a friend form the Soul Society.
Naruto: What is Onegai Teacher?
Rikyu: (Again) why the hell do you even bother?!
Kaiya: Rikyu, shut up!!! Anyone?
Sasuke: What is Bleach?
Kaiya: (Looks down at q-card) He's…r…right. And that takes us to our first break. We'll be right back.
During commercial…
Kaiya: No offense, but you guys is a disgrace when it comes to these categories!! Only Sasuke knows what's going on. Please try and get it together. I'll be backstage. (Goes backstage)
Myaka: Hey Kaiya, the prank is almost here. You ready?
Kaiya: Only when I give you the signal. (Shows Myaka the signal)
Myaka: This is going to rock!! I can't wait to see the look on Sakura's face!!
Kaiya: What about Sasuke? (Teasing)
Both Girls: (Laugh evilly)
Show back on…
Kaiya: Okay, we're back. So far, Sasuke has 1,000. While Sakura has 0 and Naruto have -500. Since it's the second round, Naruto you can go first.
Naru-kun: Uwaa, dattebayo!!! I choose This Japanese word in English.
Kaiya: I should've known. The word is bishoujo.
Naruto: What is 'Beautiful Girl' just like you!!!
Kaiya: You sound like Jiraiya.
Sakura: That sounds so true.
Kaiya: Anyway, this game is taking too long. We wish to quicken things. (Waves arms around. Also known as the 'signal')
Myaka: That's the signal. (Turns on…well, you'll see!!)
Myoko: (Comes up behind her twin sister) what are you planning?
Myaka: Just wait!! (Smirks an evil smirk)
Kaiya: (Stares at ceiling) Well, to make this faster, I'm going to say now when I want you to look up.
1 minute later…
Kaiya: Now!!!
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura: (look up)
(Sprinkler system goes off all over them)
Naruto: What the hell?!?!
Sakura: My hair, my hair!!!!
Sasuke: (Hiding under pedestal to protect his wonderful hair)
Naru-kun: Teme, get out from under there. It's not going to ruin you chicken ass hairstyle!!
Myaka&Kaiya: (Laughing manically)
Sakura: Oh great, we're dealing with another lunatic!!!
Kaiya: Muwahahaha, you don't even know!!!
Rikyu: (Whacks Kaiya) you're crazier than you look, if that's possible.
Kaiya: Itai that hurt!!! You're really mean!!!
Rikyu: And, you're an idiot. But, I learned to deal with it. You will too.
Myaka: That was awesome!!! We should do it again!!
Myoko: Disgrace. (Walks off again)
Kaiya: Well, that wraps up Jeopardy today. Be back tomorrow for more Naruto!!! See ya!! (Hair and clothes wet, but grinning likes Naruto)
Stage Crew: (Trying to clean up, but are failing miserably. Some are running around in chaos)
I don't think this one is as good. But, perhaps it will get better. Review and tell me what you think and who should be on the show next!!! Ja Ne!
