My twins

Deidara ask a little favor from tobi. What problem can it cause? Madara/Tobi x Female deidara

Chapter one
Writer words :

Deidara will be ''he'' at the moment
If I got continue the story , there will be female deidara later
Hope you all will like it

Somewhere in forest
Deidara ,tobi meet up with kakuzu
To sew up deidara arm

First time tobi saw a topless deidara
Deidara body don't look like strong type
Cause there no pats or strong looking muscle on him

Deidara is much more skinnier and slimmer than he tobi thought

Kakuzu is trying to sew deidara arm back quickly
But because deidara hand is kind of rot (due to time un use)
Kakuzu must be a bit more careful on sewing back

''That got to …Ouch…'' say tobi watching aside

Deidara is trying to ignore tobi words
But deidara patience not never last long

''O that .. Ouch'' say tobi

''Won't you just , Shut up hmmm'' say deidara

''But deidara-senpai don't you feel pain?'' ask tobi

''HM ,This is nothing''

''I won't cry and scream like some idiot un'' say deidara

''Wow , senpai that cool''

''Does it mean you blow up your arm many times before?'' ask tobi

''TOBI…YOU.'' Say deidara angrily

Deidara got so angry, and lost control in his charka a bit
Which made deidara arm bleed.

Deidara bow down his head and bite his mouth

Not wanting to let any unwanted noise out

''Calm down , it hard to sew if the blood keep dripping out'' say kakuzu

''Like you can understand hmmm'' say deidara

''Deidara you are not the, only one with the annoy retard panrter''

''You just have to deal with it''

''Since leader make you two panrters '' say kakuzu

''Deidara senpai are you alright?'' ask tobi

''I feel whole lot better if you keep quiet un'' say deidara

''Aww that mean senpai'' say tobi

''Finish''

''It just sew back so don't use your arm to rough ''say kakuzu

Deidara look through his arm
It was sew back pretty nicely
expect a few rotten part which can't be help

''Wait how about my another arm un'' ask deidara

''You got to find another arm to replace it'' say kakuzu

''aren't you here to restore my arm?hm'' say deidara

''Deidara I only collect money, not arms'' say kakuzu

''So much for comrades… yeah'' say deidara

Soon they hear a scream
From high above a female ninja drop down.

The female ninja struggle to move
But she just can't
Grabbing her right chest amour trying to stop the bleeding
Breathe hard trying to find help

But soon she just die in seconds.

''O my god , what happen to her senpai?'' say tobi hiding behind his senpai

''It hidan…'' say kakuzu

''Ei.. hidan-san? Where are you hidan-san?'' say tobi looking around

Deidara look at the female ninja and stop kakuzu leaving

''Wait …un'' say deidara

''What is it?''

''my time is precious you know?'' say kakuzu

''… HM, don't worry it won't take you too long un''

''I'll take her arms'' say deidara pointing at the dead female ninja

''You sure?'' ask kakuzu

''Yeah, didn't you say your time is precious?''

''Make it fast un'' say deidara

After kakuzu sew deidara arm
He left saying he have a part time to do
But he will meet up with deidara two days later
To check on his arms

Tobi and deidara travel to the shin village first

Deidara decide to wait for kakuzu there first
Since he will need a quiet resting place to work on his bloodline

But there won't be a quiet moment with tobi around…

Deidara travel while he hear tobi annoy laughing noise

Unable to ignore any more

''what are you laughing at un?'' say deidara

''Sorry senpai… but to think a female arm fit you is so funny'' say tobi

''What wrong with female arm un?'' say deidara

''You are a guy '' say tobi and keep on laughing

Werid thing happen tobi thought
Deidara is not getting mad after he say those

Has deidara change ?

''Senpai don't walk so fast ''
''Wait for me'' say tobi following quickly

Soon deidara and tobi reach shin village
The first thing deidara wanted is to find a motel to stay in first
But sadly most of them is full expect one

''I am sorry sir , we only have one room''

''But we have two bed inside there'' say the hotel manager

''We take it hm'' say deidara with hat covering his face

''Finally a place to rest awhile hmmm'' deidara thought opening the door

Before deidara can walk in
Tobi rush in pushing deidara aside

''Wee… senpai look we have beds''

''Man I am really tried ''

''But which bed should I choose'' say tobi

''You definitely don't look tried at all'' deidara thought

''Can't you be more calm and quiet?'' say deidara

''But, senpai..''

''You are just being boring…'' say tobi

There a short slient before a storm comes
Soon deidara kick tobi out of the room

Tobi beg deidara to let him back a few times
But deidara just ignore him

After awhile it become peacefully quiet

Deidara did not care whatever happen tobi
Now he just need time to restore his bloodline to his new arm.

It was not easy as it take a lot of deidara charka focus
And enduring the pain creating in his new hand

''Last gate to open…'' say senpai opening his eyes looking around

He notice that the sky outside is already dark

''It nightfall already? un'' Deidara wonder

For some reason he though of tobi

''Hm it will be best if he don't return''

''I should open the last gate while the quiet peace last un ''deidara though

''KAI'' deidara think in his mind

The hand mouth is starting to open up compete

When tobi appear at the open window

''Senpai I'm back !!'' shout tobi happily

Taking a lot snack wanted to share with his senpai

Deidara got distracted by tobi sudden shout and lose focus
Which make him vomit blood and fall back

''Senpai!!''

''Senpai have you eaten wrong things? ''

''Senpai are you there?'' say tobi in shock

Althought deidara haven't blackout totally yet
But he can't move , talk or open eyes

''That idoit…'' deidara though and fall into darkness (faint)

Tobi didn't get any responds from his senpai and become to panic

He use his hand to feel deidara breathe

Lucky deidara is breathing very well

Which make tobi relax

He didn't want his senpai die before doing any first time akatsuki mission
When tobi put down his hand

Tobi hand accidentally touch deidara bloody mouth

Tobi remove his hand
He look at deidara face now more detail than before

With the blood he vomit before look like red lipstick

''Pretty…'' cross tobi mind

After the second though

''Why am I thinking a guy look pretty?'' tobi panic a little
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