so um u guyz seemed to lik marya/marysue so lik herez her story.

(Also very big disclaimer marysue is stupid so therefore she will say very ignorant things. Please keep in mind that I do not in any way mean any of them.)

Okay, I am so done with the stupid Hermes cabin. They have absolutely no morals and keep messing things up. Like those stupid Stoll twins, who woke me up by dumping manure on my head! I can't believe that demon Chiron lets scum like them live at this camp. I should call my father and tell him to buy this dump and turn it into something nice for a change.

When I finally get that disgusting cow manure out of my hair, some dumb looking kid with braces comes up to me and tells me that that creep Chiron wanted to see me. Obviously it's to request that I design some new t-shirts, because these orange monstrosities are hideous.

Today I am reluctantly wearing the stupid orange shirt, but I have also managed to find this adorable piece of gold wool on a tree and its draped around my waist. Some dragon tried to stop me, but I just told him it was an order from Chiron. I also managed to steal- I mean borrow this cute pair of winged shoes from the Stoll brothers. I decide that they obviously are too cute to grace the feet of those two pigheads, so I claimed them for my own.

I purposely stride into the Big House, knowing I look like a model. That creep Chiron is in his wheelchair, thank goodness, and he motions for me to sit. I elegantly pose in the disgusting chair, and prepare myself for the stupid speech he will most likely put on.

"Marya, isn't it?" Ugh that creep can't even bother to get my name right.

"Actually it's Marya Atlan-" but he cuts me off.

"I know" he says stupidly, because obviously he didn't. He rambles on like an idiot. "I'm afraid that we have slipped up. You are not a demigod. We will now have to wipe your mind of the existence of Camp HalfBlood and send you home."

Um...what? That gross centaur is obviously jealous that I'm the daughter of all the gods and he's not. And wipe my mind? NO WAY. I quickly rush out the door, finding out that my cute shoes can fly!

Chiron tries to catch me, but I'm clearly too fast for him. I'm out the door and flying away by the time anyone notices. Someone yells "She has the fleece!" but I just ignore them. Time to get out of this gross trashy place and find my way home., Then my father will buy this dump and make it pretty. I will also get my revenge on that stupid horse for calling me a fake. I AM the daughter of all the gods.

omg chiron iz lik such a meanie i luv marysue so um plz review end if you want anything specific to lik hadplen just lik request it thx fer reading hav a splendid day