Dishonored Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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THE ROYAL EXAMINER
EMPRESS KILLED!
PRINCESS ABDUCTED!
ROYAL PROTECTOR...A FRAUD?
Disaster struck the heart of the empire yesterday!
Our beloved Empress Jessamine Kaldwin was murdered and her daughter Pacifica abducted!
And all of it mastermined by The Royal Protector Stanford Pines!
….Or so it appeared.
Hold on to your pants folks! This next one's a dozy!
It has been revealed that the man who just yesterday came back from his long mission of finding a way to colonize the Pandyssian Continent...was not Stanford Pines! But rather his diabolical twin brother Stanley Pines!
Stanley Pines was kicked out of the house by his parents at a young after nearly costing his brother the opportunity to become The Royal Protector! He then went on to partake in numerous criminal activities!
Thankfully our wondrous Royal Spymaster Preston Northwest was quick to come on the scene!
Although unable to catch his henchmen who spirited away the Princess; they were successful in capturing the false Royal Protector!
Stanley was executed on the spot! To protect them from a no doubt angry populace, the rest of the Pines family were spirited away in the dead of night for their own protection!
It is with a heavy heart that Preston has accepted the temporary position of Lord Regent...
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CELEBRATION OF THE EVERYMAN!...AND A DEATH?
Mired in the death of our Empress and the plague; there is one piece of good news!
The Abbey of the Everyman have finally accomplished their ultimate goal!
The 'Outsider' Bill Cipher is vanquished!
A great celebration has been ordered!
NOTICE: All talk about an explosion occurring inside the abbey after the Overseer's glorious announcement has been labeled as treasonous slander by both the High Overseer and the Lord Regent
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DOWN WITH RAGS...UP WITH THE WHALER?
The flooded District celebrated tonight!
Granny Rags is no more!
She was killed by Whaler Daud's new apprentice!
Not much is known about this Femme fatale save for her red hair and specialization with Ax weapons...
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Dipper pines read through the various newspaper scraps with disdain. 'For their own protection', yeah right... Dipper looked around his cell in Coldridge Prison.
It had been several months since his entire family had been forcibly thrown into this prison. Subjected to nonstop torture and interrogation. Over and over they demand the same question: where is Stanford Pines!?
Honestly, how should they know? Ford hadn't talked to the rest of the family for years! But still they demanded answers!
And one-by-one...his family withered away and died...now only he was left. Mabel willingly throwing herself onto an Arc Pylon...that had been the final straw.
Dipper looked at the make-shift noose he'd made. It was so tempting to just end it all...The only thing staying his hand was the thought of getting revenge on the Lord Regent...
Get real Dipper. Your a 12 year-old boy; and he's the most powerful man in the land...what can you do to him?
"It's not as far fetched a notion as you think." Stated the ghostly apparition of Ford.
GAH!
Cried out Dipper in alarm. "Right; long story short: Killed Bill; now I'm the new Outsider. Now are you just going to keep gawking or don't you want revenge?" Asked Ford as he gave Dipper his mark...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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