Ultimate Muscle Comedy!
Tamieka: *waves* Hello! This is my first EVER fic, and I know it isnt very
good, but please review.^^
Oh and Chibi Jeager would you like to do the disclaimer?
Chibi Jeager: M,kay, you hafta understand that Tamieka doesnt own Ultimate
Muscle or any other Anime.
Tamieka: Now smile. ^_^
Chibi Jeager: ^_^
Tamieka: Ok lets begin!
Chapter 1 : A few VERY weird conversation's. O_O
Mars: Ok I'm Mars and I like screwing Terry, Jeager, Kevin (Not in any
particular order ^_^) and on the REALLY odd occasion Kid Muscle.
Terry: Howdy, I'm Terry and....WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCREWING ME?!
Mars: Well yous are a sexy cowboy ain't ya?
Terry: *blush* OH YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP, OR ELSE!
Mars: Or else what? Yous wont have sex with me tonight?
Terry: YOU KNOW THAT I DONT LET YOU SLEEP WITH ME! YOU JUST COME AND MAKE
YOURSELF COMFY RIGHT NEXT TO ME IN MAH BED...
Mars: Ok, ok so yous dont exactly volunteer do ya? But sometimes yous
enjoys it. ^_^
Terry: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! AND THEN YOU RAPE ME!
Mars: ^_^
Terry: QUIT SMILING, YA FUCKING GAY RAPIST!
Mars: And I'm proud of it. ^_^
Terry: *kicks Mars in the nuts* ARE YA SMILING NOW?!
Mars: x_X
Terry: Thought so.
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Terry: Ok I will start again I'm Terry and mah Pappy is Terryman.
Kid: Well duh! Of course Terryman's your Dad!
Terry: Y'wanna knuckle sandwich?!
Kid: hehehe....*sweatdrop*
Terry: *gives Kid a knuckle sandwich* ^_^
Kid: X_x
Dik Dik: OMFG! TERRY BEAT UP THE KID!
Terry: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wally: *sweatdrop*
Terry: *beats Dik Dik and Wally with a broom.*
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Terry: *see's Checkmate* *blush* Howdy Checkmate!
Checkmate: Hello Terry
Terry: *blush* ^_^
Kid: Terry's gay!
Terry: *gives Kid the finger* Wan' another knuckle sandwich?
Kid: EEP! *runs and hides*
Terry: *cough* Your eyes are really blue today. ^_^
Checkmate: ^_^ Why thankyou Terry.
Mars: Just ask da guy on a date for fucks sake.
Terry: *blush* MARS!
Mars: You know dat yous wanna, dont ya?
Checkmate: How about I ask thou on a date, Terry?
Terry: *nods* Maybe that would be easier.
Checkmate: Ok so Terry would thou like to go out on a date?
Terry: You can bet ya ass I would!
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Kid: Now that Terry's out on a date and not bashing the shit out of us, I
spose we can talk about him behind his....
Kevin: *pull's Kids mask off*
Kid: ....back.
Mars: WOWZA!
Kid: What?
Mars: You looks way more cuter that I'd think ya did!
Kid: *blush* Oh..ok....
Mars: I cant believe your stupid father made you wear that fuckin' ugly
thing.
Kid: Yeah I know.
Mars: *seduces Kid* Wow... yous making me feel real horny.
Kid: *blush* Eep!
Mars: That just makes me feel even more horny.
Kid: *blush* Mars... please....stop.
Mars: Why?
Kid: I...dont....know......
Mars: *licks Kids cheek* And ya taste better that I thought to.
Kid: *blush* I cant be gay, my Dad wont allow it.
Mars: Who cares 'bout ya Dad?
Kid: Me....
Mars: Yeah well I really couldnt give a shit 'bouts ya Dad.
Kid: But how come you like me?
Mars: I dunno, underneath ya mask yous are actually really cute!
Kid: Yeah, when I was little I was even cuter. ^_^
Mars: Y'know I always thought dat you were straight, but I guess yous
really are gay deep down inside.
Kid: But I really think I am straight.
Mars: Yeah but I can change that.
Kid: H..Ho..How will you do that?
Mars: Sex.
Kid: *blush* Why?
Mars: 'Cause then I can screw someone and prove that yous is really gay.
Kid: *blush* *thinks* Why me?
Kevin: I have an idea! You know how you like them really squirmy, Mars?
Mars: Yeah, bucket head.
Kevin: I'll just pretend you didn't say that... anyway, how about you chase
after him and then if he makes it to the end of the house before you do then he gets to go free and then no sex for you, but if you win Mars, then
you get Kid under the sheet's and Kid has no say whatsoever.
Mars: Yep! Great idea, glad I thought of it.
Kevin: *evil death glare*
Mars: and I always get my sex!
Kid:*blush* *sweatdrop* *gulp* hehehehe.........
Kevin: *thinks* Boy am I glad he isn't screwing me no more and that I am
with Croe ^_^
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*After when Checkmate and Terry get back*
*Checkmate and Terry hear weird noises coming from Kid's bedroom*
*They both take a peek*
Terry: OMFG!!!! *faints*
Checkmate: *look's at Terry* Can we do that?
Terry:*blush* *gets up and look's at Cheackmate* You... want ... to...have
SEX?! WITH ME?!
Checkmate:*blush* Yes. ^^;
Terry: *shrug's* Ok.
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*In the morning*
*Kid and Mars get dressed and walk out of Kid's bedroom*
Kevin: *smirks but noone can see because of the mask* Sound's like you two
had quite a night. *Kevin said stirring a cup of tea XD*
Kid: *sweatdrop* hehehehehe.......
Mars: *yawn's* Yep.^^
Croe: *runs out of Kevin's bedroom and glomp's Kevin* Good morning my
love!
Kevin: Good morning Croe. ^^
Kid: *laughs stupidly* Your..Gay!
Mars: O.O; .... Aint it obvious that bucket head is gay?
Kid: It is? o.O
Kevin: *whacks Kid with an empty popcorn bucket* Of course it is, and Mars
dont you ever call me bucket head AGAIN!
Robin: *walks out of his bedroom* Good morning Son.
Kevin: *point's to Robin* You can call him bucket head if you want!
Mars: Ok. ^^
Robin: *blinks* O.O
Mars: So how are ya bucket head?
Robin: *sits down at the table* Ummm.... who is bucket head?
Mars: O.O You!
Robin: *pulls out a knife* HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! I SHALL KILL YOU FOR
THAT NOW!
Kevin: *laughs* Sucked in Mars!
Croe: *laughs aswell* You go get him Robin!
Robin: *chases Mars around the room with the biggest knife ever*
Mars: *scream's like a girl* OK! IM SORRY, I WONT CALL YA THAT EVER AGAIN!
Robin: *sits back down at the table* Thank you Mars.^^
Mars: *sighs* That's ok... I think...
Kevin: HA! You should have seen the look on your face!
Croe: *took a picture of it and shows Mars* This is what you looked like.
Mars: WTF?!!!!!! That's what I looked like? Oh god give me that fucking god
damn picture NOW!
Croe: *gives it to Mars* *snickers* *thinks* Atleast I still have the film,
Im just lucky Mars is stupid!
Mars: *snickers and rips up the photo* Oh and give me the film aswell.
Croe: *swallow's the film* What film?
Mars: The one you just swallowed!
Croe: *coughes it up and hands it to Mars* Here..... ;_;
Kevin: *bitch slap's Mars* HOW DARE MAKE MY DEAR LORD CROE FLASH CRY!!!!!!
Croe: My hero! ^^
Mars: X_X
Kevin and Croe: *hug*
Everyone but Mars: AWWWWWWWWW!
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Jeager: *does a ballet dance and throws petals at everyone* I LOVE
EVERTHING! ^^
Mars: *drools* Hehehehehe...... even me?
Jeager: *gives Mars a french kiss* Especially you!
Mars: Ya wanna have sex?
Brocken Jr. : NEIN!!!!!!!!!
Jeager: *look's at brocken Jr. then sigh's* I cant unless mein father is
dead!
Mars: *pulls out a gun and aims it at Brocken Jr.* Ok, then I'll kill him!
Jeager: Nein! Dont kill him!
Mars: Why not?
Jeager: *thinks for a moment* Because he is mein father.
Mars: *shrugs* Who care's?
Jeager: Me!
Mars: *turns around to where Brocken Jr. was* WTF?!!!!! Where did he go?
Brocken Jr. :*on a train and waving bye bye* Bye Bye!
Mars: Great! He got away. ;_;
Jeager: *gives Mars another french kiss* Well atleast I am still here. ^^
Mars:*snickers and pulls Jeager real close* Yeah and now we can have sex!
Jeager: Ja!
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Terryman: Howdy! Im here to teach ya how to screw a horse!
Terry: OH GOD! O.O
Terryman: Dont worry Son, it's easy!
Terry: WHAT?!
Terryman: You heard me Son, it's easy!
Terry: I wasnt worried about that....
Terryman: *scratches his head* Well then what are ya worried about?
Terry: Ya going to have sex with a horse! What do ya think I'm worried
about?
Terryman: *still scratching his head* I dunno Son, why dont you tell me?
Terry: O.O;........Umm.....Your gonna screw a horse!
Terryman: *currently screwing a horse* Yup Son, and I've already started!
Terry: OMFG! That is soo fuckin' discustin'! *faint's*
Kid: WOW! I didnt know you could screw horse's!
Terryman: Yup, and ya can screw cow's aswell! ^^
Checkmate: *faints aswell*
Kevin: OMFG! I cant believe you just had sex with a horse!
Terryman: *currently screwing and cow* Oh and dont forget cow's!
Kevin: *turn's around and vomit's*
Croe: O.O I dont think I like this....*turn's around and vomit's with
Kevin*
Kevin: Hey Croe! I have an idea! Lets have a Vomit-a-Thon!
Croe: Yay!
Kevin and Croe: *both having a Vomit-a-Thon and then they both faint*
Mars: God! Dey are idiot's!
Kid: *still watching Terryman having sex with a cow*
Mars: O.O;;
Kid: You know, I think I might try that! *start's screwing a cow*
Mars: Heheheheh..... Kid you know you eat cow with your rice? Dont ya?
Kid: *stop's screwing the cow* OMFG! Your right! *scream's* I CANT BELIEVE
I WAS SCREWING MY MEAL!
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Ninja Ned: *Throws a pumpkin at Hanzo* HA!
Hanzo: *use's his Mount Fuji face lift attack thingy on Ninja Ned XD* MOUNT
FUJI FACE LIFT!
Ninja Ned: *comes back from the dead and throws a boulder at Hanzo*
Hanzo: x_X
Ninja Ned: *does a crazy little Ninja dance*
Bonecold: MY LOVE! YOU KILLED MY LOVE!
Ninja Ned: O.O Your what?!
Bonecold: MY LOVE!
Hanzo: *comes back from the dead* BONECOLD!
Bonecold: HANZO!
Hanzo: BONECOLD!
Bonecold: HANZO!
Everyone but Bonecold and Hanzo: o.O
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Warsman: *picking a bunch of roses*
Kevin: Ummm..... Warsman.... WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
Warsman: Picking rose's of course! *gets prickled* OUCH!
Croe: *pick's a rose and give's it to Kevin =3* Here.
Kevin: *glomp's Croe and give's him a big french kiss* Thank you so much
croe!
Croe: ^^
Warsman: *crying like a baby* I HAVE A BOO-BOO!
Croe: *stick's a band aid on Warsman's finger* There, there.
Kevin: O.O;;
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Pumpinator: Ok, Im Pumpinator and I am really deeply madly in love with
Kevin Mask. ^^
Dialbolic: O.O You are?
Pumpinator: Yup, course I am.
Croe: *pull's out a chain saw and rev's it up* MUHAHAHAHAHA! *start's
chopping Pumpinator into little piece's with the chainsaw*
Pumpinator: X_X
Dialbolic: *start's crying*
Kevin: *gasp's* CROE! YOU KILLED SOMEONE!
Pumpinator: *come's back to life* No he didnt! ^^
Kevin: *sigh's* That's good!
Croe: WTF?!!!! Arent you supposed to be dead?!!!!
Pumpinator: No. ^^
Croe: *kill's Pumpinator again with the chainsaw* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pumpiantor: X_X
Kevin: O.O You just killed him again!
Pumpiantor: *come's back to life again* MUHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN NEVER KILL
ME! *shakes booty*
Kevin: *look's at Pumpinator's booty then at Croe's* You know Croe...You
have a better ass then Pumpinator X3
Croe: Of course I do! *shakes his booty*
Kevin: *drools* X3
Robin: *appear's out of nowhere* *stares at Croe's booty and then look's at
Kevin* Kevin! What are you doing perving on Croe!
Kevin: O.O;; What do you mean?
Robin: *points to Croe* Your perving on him!
Kevin: Is perving even a word? O.O
Robin: O.O;; I dont know......
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Roxanne, Kiki and Trixie: *all having a threesome*
Kid: O.O
Terry: O.o I didnt realise ya could get into those position's, as lesbian's
I mean.
Dik Dik: o.o
Checkmate: Terry, do you want to have sex again?
Terry: Ok. ^^
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Well that is it for the first chapter. ^^ Maybe IF I get review's I might
write another chapter for this.
I know they are all Out Of Character but it doesnt matter, it supposed to
make us laugh!
Tamieka: *waves* Hello! This is my first EVER fic, and I know it isnt very
good, but please review.^^
Oh and Chibi Jeager would you like to do the disclaimer?
Chibi Jeager: M,kay, you hafta understand that Tamieka doesnt own Ultimate
Muscle or any other Anime.
Tamieka: Now smile. ^_^
Chibi Jeager: ^_^
Tamieka: Ok lets begin!
Chapter 1 : A few VERY weird conversation's. O_O
Mars: Ok I'm Mars and I like screwing Terry, Jeager, Kevin (Not in any
particular order ^_^) and on the REALLY odd occasion Kid Muscle.
Terry: Howdy, I'm Terry and....WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCREWING ME?!
Mars: Well yous are a sexy cowboy ain't ya?
Terry: *blush* OH YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP, OR ELSE!
Mars: Or else what? Yous wont have sex with me tonight?
Terry: YOU KNOW THAT I DONT LET YOU SLEEP WITH ME! YOU JUST COME AND MAKE
YOURSELF COMFY RIGHT NEXT TO ME IN MAH BED...
Mars: Ok, ok so yous dont exactly volunteer do ya? But sometimes yous
enjoys it. ^_^
Terry: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! AND THEN YOU RAPE ME!
Mars: ^_^
Terry: QUIT SMILING, YA FUCKING GAY RAPIST!
Mars: And I'm proud of it. ^_^
Terry: *kicks Mars in the nuts* ARE YA SMILING NOW?!
Mars: x_X
Terry: Thought so.
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Terry: Ok I will start again I'm Terry and mah Pappy is Terryman.
Kid: Well duh! Of course Terryman's your Dad!
Terry: Y'wanna knuckle sandwich?!
Kid: hehehe....*sweatdrop*
Terry: *gives Kid a knuckle sandwich* ^_^
Kid: X_x
Dik Dik: OMFG! TERRY BEAT UP THE KID!
Terry: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wally: *sweatdrop*
Terry: *beats Dik Dik and Wally with a broom.*
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Terry: *see's Checkmate* *blush* Howdy Checkmate!
Checkmate: Hello Terry
Terry: *blush* ^_^
Kid: Terry's gay!
Terry: *gives Kid the finger* Wan' another knuckle sandwich?
Kid: EEP! *runs and hides*
Terry: *cough* Your eyes are really blue today. ^_^
Checkmate: ^_^ Why thankyou Terry.
Mars: Just ask da guy on a date for fucks sake.
Terry: *blush* MARS!
Mars: You know dat yous wanna, dont ya?
Checkmate: How about I ask thou on a date, Terry?
Terry: *nods* Maybe that would be easier.
Checkmate: Ok so Terry would thou like to go out on a date?
Terry: You can bet ya ass I would!
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Kid: Now that Terry's out on a date and not bashing the shit out of us, I
spose we can talk about him behind his....
Kevin: *pull's Kids mask off*
Kid: ....back.
Mars: WOWZA!
Kid: What?
Mars: You looks way more cuter that I'd think ya did!
Kid: *blush* Oh..ok....
Mars: I cant believe your stupid father made you wear that fuckin' ugly
thing.
Kid: Yeah I know.
Mars: *seduces Kid* Wow... yous making me feel real horny.
Kid: *blush* Eep!
Mars: That just makes me feel even more horny.
Kid: *blush* Mars... please....stop.
Mars: Why?
Kid: I...dont....know......
Mars: *licks Kids cheek* And ya taste better that I thought to.
Kid: *blush* I cant be gay, my Dad wont allow it.
Mars: Who cares 'bout ya Dad?
Kid: Me....
Mars: Yeah well I really couldnt give a shit 'bouts ya Dad.
Kid: But how come you like me?
Mars: I dunno, underneath ya mask yous are actually really cute!
Kid: Yeah, when I was little I was even cuter. ^_^
Mars: Y'know I always thought dat you were straight, but I guess yous
really are gay deep down inside.
Kid: But I really think I am straight.
Mars: Yeah but I can change that.
Kid: H..Ho..How will you do that?
Mars: Sex.
Kid: *blush* Why?
Mars: 'Cause then I can screw someone and prove that yous is really gay.
Kid: *blush* *thinks* Why me?
Kevin: I have an idea! You know how you like them really squirmy, Mars?
Mars: Yeah, bucket head.
Kevin: I'll just pretend you didn't say that... anyway, how about you chase
after him and then if he makes it to the end of the house before you do then he gets to go free and then no sex for you, but if you win Mars, then
you get Kid under the sheet's and Kid has no say whatsoever.
Mars: Yep! Great idea, glad I thought of it.
Kevin: *evil death glare*
Mars: and I always get my sex!
Kid:*blush* *sweatdrop* *gulp* hehehehe.........
Kevin: *thinks* Boy am I glad he isn't screwing me no more and that I am
with Croe ^_^
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*After when Checkmate and Terry get back*
*Checkmate and Terry hear weird noises coming from Kid's bedroom*
*They both take a peek*
Terry: OMFG!!!! *faints*
Checkmate: *look's at Terry* Can we do that?
Terry:*blush* *gets up and look's at Cheackmate* You... want ... to...have
SEX?! WITH ME?!
Checkmate:*blush* Yes. ^^;
Terry: *shrug's* Ok.
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*In the morning*
*Kid and Mars get dressed and walk out of Kid's bedroom*
Kevin: *smirks but noone can see because of the mask* Sound's like you two
had quite a night. *Kevin said stirring a cup of tea XD*
Kid: *sweatdrop* hehehehehe.......
Mars: *yawn's* Yep.^^
Croe: *runs out of Kevin's bedroom and glomp's Kevin* Good morning my
love!
Kevin: Good morning Croe. ^^
Kid: *laughs stupidly* Your..Gay!
Mars: O.O; .... Aint it obvious that bucket head is gay?
Kid: It is? o.O
Kevin: *whacks Kid with an empty popcorn bucket* Of course it is, and Mars
dont you ever call me bucket head AGAIN!
Robin: *walks out of his bedroom* Good morning Son.
Kevin: *point's to Robin* You can call him bucket head if you want!
Mars: Ok. ^^
Robin: *blinks* O.O
Mars: So how are ya bucket head?
Robin: *sits down at the table* Ummm.... who is bucket head?
Mars: O.O You!
Robin: *pulls out a knife* HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! I SHALL KILL YOU FOR
THAT NOW!
Kevin: *laughs* Sucked in Mars!
Croe: *laughs aswell* You go get him Robin!
Robin: *chases Mars around the room with the biggest knife ever*
Mars: *scream's like a girl* OK! IM SORRY, I WONT CALL YA THAT EVER AGAIN!
Robin: *sits back down at the table* Thank you Mars.^^
Mars: *sighs* That's ok... I think...
Kevin: HA! You should have seen the look on your face!
Croe: *took a picture of it and shows Mars* This is what you looked like.
Mars: WTF?!!!!!! That's what I looked like? Oh god give me that fucking god
damn picture NOW!
Croe: *gives it to Mars* *snickers* *thinks* Atleast I still have the film,
Im just lucky Mars is stupid!
Mars: *snickers and rips up the photo* Oh and give me the film aswell.
Croe: *swallow's the film* What film?
Mars: The one you just swallowed!
Croe: *coughes it up and hands it to Mars* Here..... ;_;
Kevin: *bitch slap's Mars* HOW DARE MAKE MY DEAR LORD CROE FLASH CRY!!!!!!
Croe: My hero! ^^
Mars: X_X
Kevin and Croe: *hug*
Everyone but Mars: AWWWWWWWWW!
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Jeager: *does a ballet dance and throws petals at everyone* I LOVE
EVERTHING! ^^
Mars: *drools* Hehehehehe...... even me?
Jeager: *gives Mars a french kiss* Especially you!
Mars: Ya wanna have sex?
Brocken Jr. : NEIN!!!!!!!!!
Jeager: *look's at brocken Jr. then sigh's* I cant unless mein father is
dead!
Mars: *pulls out a gun and aims it at Brocken Jr.* Ok, then I'll kill him!
Jeager: Nein! Dont kill him!
Mars: Why not?
Jeager: *thinks for a moment* Because he is mein father.
Mars: *shrugs* Who care's?
Jeager: Me!
Mars: *turns around to where Brocken Jr. was* WTF?!!!!! Where did he go?
Brocken Jr. :*on a train and waving bye bye* Bye Bye!
Mars: Great! He got away. ;_;
Jeager: *gives Mars another french kiss* Well atleast I am still here. ^^
Mars:*snickers and pulls Jeager real close* Yeah and now we can have sex!
Jeager: Ja!
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Terryman: Howdy! Im here to teach ya how to screw a horse!
Terry: OH GOD! O.O
Terryman: Dont worry Son, it's easy!
Terry: WHAT?!
Terryman: You heard me Son, it's easy!
Terry: I wasnt worried about that....
Terryman: *scratches his head* Well then what are ya worried about?
Terry: Ya going to have sex with a horse! What do ya think I'm worried
about?
Terryman: *still scratching his head* I dunno Son, why dont you tell me?
Terry: O.O;........Umm.....Your gonna screw a horse!
Terryman: *currently screwing a horse* Yup Son, and I've already started!
Terry: OMFG! That is soo fuckin' discustin'! *faint's*
Kid: WOW! I didnt know you could screw horse's!
Terryman: Yup, and ya can screw cow's aswell! ^^
Checkmate: *faints aswell*
Kevin: OMFG! I cant believe you just had sex with a horse!
Terryman: *currently screwing and cow* Oh and dont forget cow's!
Kevin: *turn's around and vomit's*
Croe: O.O I dont think I like this....*turn's around and vomit's with
Kevin*
Kevin: Hey Croe! I have an idea! Lets have a Vomit-a-Thon!
Croe: Yay!
Kevin and Croe: *both having a Vomit-a-Thon and then they both faint*
Mars: God! Dey are idiot's!
Kid: *still watching Terryman having sex with a cow*
Mars: O.O;;
Kid: You know, I think I might try that! *start's screwing a cow*
Mars: Heheheheh..... Kid you know you eat cow with your rice? Dont ya?
Kid: *stop's screwing the cow* OMFG! Your right! *scream's* I CANT BELIEVE
I WAS SCREWING MY MEAL!
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Ninja Ned: *Throws a pumpkin at Hanzo* HA!
Hanzo: *use's his Mount Fuji face lift attack thingy on Ninja Ned XD* MOUNT
FUJI FACE LIFT!
Ninja Ned: *comes back from the dead and throws a boulder at Hanzo*
Hanzo: x_X
Ninja Ned: *does a crazy little Ninja dance*
Bonecold: MY LOVE! YOU KILLED MY LOVE!
Ninja Ned: O.O Your what?!
Bonecold: MY LOVE!
Hanzo: *comes back from the dead* BONECOLD!
Bonecold: HANZO!
Hanzo: BONECOLD!
Bonecold: HANZO!
Everyone but Bonecold and Hanzo: o.O
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Warsman: *picking a bunch of roses*
Kevin: Ummm..... Warsman.... WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
Warsman: Picking rose's of course! *gets prickled* OUCH!
Croe: *pick's a rose and give's it to Kevin =3* Here.
Kevin: *glomp's Croe and give's him a big french kiss* Thank you so much
croe!
Croe: ^^
Warsman: *crying like a baby* I HAVE A BOO-BOO!
Croe: *stick's a band aid on Warsman's finger* There, there.
Kevin: O.O;;
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Pumpinator: Ok, Im Pumpinator and I am really deeply madly in love with
Kevin Mask. ^^
Dialbolic: O.O You are?
Pumpinator: Yup, course I am.
Croe: *pull's out a chain saw and rev's it up* MUHAHAHAHAHA! *start's
chopping Pumpinator into little piece's with the chainsaw*
Pumpinator: X_X
Dialbolic: *start's crying*
Kevin: *gasp's* CROE! YOU KILLED SOMEONE!
Pumpinator: *come's back to life* No he didnt! ^^
Kevin: *sigh's* That's good!
Croe: WTF?!!!! Arent you supposed to be dead?!!!!
Pumpinator: No. ^^
Croe: *kill's Pumpinator again with the chainsaw* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pumpiantor: X_X
Kevin: O.O You just killed him again!
Pumpiantor: *come's back to life again* MUHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN NEVER KILL
ME! *shakes booty*
Kevin: *look's at Pumpinator's booty then at Croe's* You know Croe...You
have a better ass then Pumpinator X3
Croe: Of course I do! *shakes his booty*
Kevin: *drools* X3
Robin: *appear's out of nowhere* *stares at Croe's booty and then look's at
Kevin* Kevin! What are you doing perving on Croe!
Kevin: O.O;; What do you mean?
Robin: *points to Croe* Your perving on him!
Kevin: Is perving even a word? O.O
Robin: O.O;; I dont know......
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Roxanne, Kiki and Trixie: *all having a threesome*
Kid: O.O
Terry: O.o I didnt realise ya could get into those position's, as lesbian's
I mean.
Dik Dik: o.o
Checkmate: Terry, do you want to have sex again?
Terry: Ok. ^^
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Well that is it for the first chapter. ^^ Maybe IF I get review's I might
write another chapter for this.
I know they are all Out Of Character but it doesnt matter, it supposed to
make us laugh!