I think I went nuts to do something so controversial when I know I may get myself in trouble with this story. Whatever, hope you like this.

Of coruse, I doesn't make sense with just this, if you want to know what happened you'll need to read "It usually gets worse," don't worry if you don't, you are smart enough to know what is this about so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb

Ferb was really worried now, he was in trouble, a big one. What if..? No, that was ridiculous. But perhaps... just maybe, it was true...Then what? Tell her? Ruin her social life? Mess up with the study and work of both of them? No, it wasn't that simple and he knew it. He was in need of advice, but he was not the kind to let someone words to make the difference, he would do it by himself even if things went out of control.

After the lovely moment that our protagonist spent with Vanessa, when she was already out of the room talking with her dad, Ferb had seen the blankets and what he saw was very good at first. There was a spoil, not to big, that revealed the last state of his crush. He knew enough biology to identify it, what they just had done was Vanessa's first time. He was proud of himself, he was in fact happy, just that little thing was enough to make him take the lead between his possible rivals to get her love. When he was walking with her to her house, he thought it further and then it hit him. If it was Vannesa's first time then she wasn't using contraceptives, they dind't take any precaution either. Being that the case, then it would become into an unwanted pregnancy.

He was too worried, he couldn't sleep and tried to plan how to solve it. That's why he told Vanessa it could take three days, he didn't have to fix the machine, he just used it because Vanessa was blaming her father's machine as well. He got ready a plan and worked hard through each night to get it done, his secret room now had a place full of new inventions that would be argued by more than one christian.

Then, the third night, he stopped working and headed to Vanessa's house. He used his new gadgets to enter through the window and then gave Vanessa a dose of morphine to keep her asleep. He tested the samples and they showed he was right. The only thing left was to get the fetus and keep it alive. He was accurate enough and soon his child was inside of a container with placenta fluids. He grabbed it and then got back to his own house.

When he was again inside of his lair, he started wondering. He already loved his child and wanted it to grow to see how it would be, he walked to a glass human sized container that was attached to the wall. It would provide enough energy and nutrients to make his child a strong boy or girl. He opened it and then closed it. Why? Because Candace said it once, you can't make a bless like a child to live through a machine, that's just not right. It was in need of a mother, and if everything turned out well he would give it one. But not now, he hated to say it, he couldn't do it. He opened a strong box inside of the wall, then he got some items and changed it into a fridge, he froze the fetus and then he got it inside of the fridge.

It was done now, nothing to regret, but something bugged him...What personality would his child have? Was it going to be a well behaved person or a naughty kid? Maybe he would be a happy father. Was it going to have it's mother beauty? Or maybe It's father skills? In the best of the cases it would get both of their qualities. He wanted to know so badly. He had to know! But how?

While he wondered, his lizard pet Steve entered the room. He grabbed it and then he got one of his best ideas ever.

He opened the door of the fridge and took the samples he got from Vanessa to his computer to scan it. The scaner revealed his child crommosome pattern, XY. It was a boy! Ferb now was smiling, he was ready to take the challenge, he was a man of action by heavens sake! He got a weird gun out of a box and then rubbed Steve like saying "sorry for this my friend"

He pointed at Steve and then at the fetus. When the light from them faded away he raised the lizard and with a joyful smile he stated:

-Son, welcome to the world

That's what happened, the minds of both creatures were exchanged for each other. The lizard was quiet, it smiled at the british boy, then it tried to use his new feets. Failed once, twice, even trice but it was stubborn and it made it. Ferb got him to the floor and watched everything the little reptile did from a short distance, a concerned face and shining eyes. The lizard wanted to see every little thing there and soon started jumping, climbing and running. Ferb was having a really hard time keeping his son safe, but was still happy. Soon, the lizard stopped and stared at him. Ferb understood and took it to his room to give him some mushrooms. Then, the lizard fell asleep and Ferb worked in a tracking device that he placed in his son's neck.

He wanted to know, he wanted to learn, being a father was something new to him but he was sure he could do it. He had confidence and a whole lot of things to think about, he stared at his brother inside of the screen wondering what would he say if he knew that he had a nephew and that his nephew's mind was inside of their lizard pet.

Yep I know. Religion! I'll say that that Ferb was being street-legal when he did what he did. He was going to falsificate the regular emviroment of a fetus to make it grow outside of the uterus, if you think of it and of what he ended up doing the difference is pretty big.

Now... Logic! Well, show me a proof that a cell or a molecule has no will nor mind and I'll believe you but I'll keep working with the fanfic so...good luck!