Ode to our wee poem

by gandalf the wizard of daz

This is a wee poem that we wrote. It is a crossover between Harry Potter and Buffy with a wee bit of Lord of the Rings. It's rated PG13 because of the language. We thought it was very funny so read and enjoy!

Ode to our wee poem

By Emi and Hani

I wondered lonely as a sodding vampire,

What else did you think I do?

Stumbling I tripped over the ashes of my late Grand-sire

Just as I was about to Floo.

I headed over to the fire,

The wankers ashes got stuck on my shoe,

He deserved to die, he was a liar.

I shoulda flushed him down the bloody loo.

I stepped into the fireplace

The green flames licking at my clothes,

I tripped over my bloody shoe lace

And nearly burst my nose!

'You bastard' I cried to the dust on the floor

'Look what you made me do!'

I gave up and left through the door

I decided not to Floo.

I went next door, to use the fire

Muttering about that late Grand Sire

As I stepped into the flame

Still saying his name

I felt a great pain as I landed in a country lane.

"Fuck!" I cried, "I'm in the Shire!"

Damn that bloody fire.

Stupid great Grand Sire.

The End

Incase you didn't realise this is a crossover poem between Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lord of the Rings

Enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it!

Love Emi & Hani