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Summary: Axel-Kairi. Axel seems obsessive, but maybe Kairi is just missing the point. Either way, midnight visits are best left to boyfriends. Rated T for angsty affection.
…:With The Rain:…
The heavy tropical rain pounded fiercely on the roof, followed closely by the howling wind. The occasional burst of lighting lit up the room, the thunder booming in her ears. The window beside her bed rattled precariously and Kairi rolled over to look up at it. Yet another tropical storm raged outside, and the sky was pitch black. She pulled the covers up around her tighter.
It must have been past midnight, but the power was out, leaving her digital clock useless. A chill ran up her spine and she snapped her attention over to the corner of her room, biting her lip nervously as she noticed the dark outline looming against the wall.
Her blood ran cold and she shifted towards the far wall beside her bed, her heartbeat beginning to pound in her ears as the dark shape rose up and slowly started to move forward. The dull thud of boots on her bedroom floor nearly drowned out the pounding rain.
'Am I dreaming?'
Kairi knew exactly who it was, the gentle sway of that spiky hair as he walked towards her across the small room. She closed her eyes tightly as if to see if she was awake. Fingertips brushed softly against her cheek, making her flinch.
A flash of lightning and she saw his face, that twisted smile, his flame red hair. Inhaling sharply, she closed her eyes again and felt his hand on her shoulder, pushing her back into the mattress. For his harsh attitude, he was very gentle. She knew what he was here for, he had come for it before, and always took what he wanted with no struggle and no words. What she couldn't figure out was why he came to her.
Teeth grazed against the soft skin of her neck, nipping slightly as he trailed up to her jaw. His fingers wound into her hair, drawing her closer as he found her lips.
Axel slid to the side, sighing softly and wrapping an arm around her waist. She drew her arms up to her chest, bracing her hands against him and he hugged her. He brushed his face against her hair for a moment, taking in the sweet scent before moving down to rest his head on her chest. Her heartbeat pounded softly in his ear, and Kairi felt his body relax against her.
After several moments, Kairi let her hands drift up to curl around his neck. Brushing his hair gently through her fingertips, she listened as his breathing evened out. The rain outside had started to calm down, pattering gently against her window as she stared up at the storm clouds.
He did this at least twice a week, sometimes three or four. Not ever saying a word to her, though if he was feeling particularly good she might get a smile and a kiss of thanks before he left. Whatever he did all day wore him out, and he always came to her to heal.
x:X:x
She stared up at him in wonder as he towered over her bed. His hood covered most of his face, but she could see the tell-tale marks under his eyes, signifying who it was. He leaned down slowly, reaching out a hand to touch her hair, brushing his fingers down the side of her face and curling under her chin before he took them away again.
Kairi felt a blush color her cheeks, and he pulled back his hood as he leaned in to take a good look at her. His lips pursed thoughtfully and she noticed the corner of his mouth twitch in an almost unnoticeable smile.
"What do you want?" She asked shakily, jerking back suddenly as he drew up closer and leaned over her.
He didn't answer, but pushed her back onto the bed, pinning her down as she started to struggle.
"I'm not going to hurt you." He whispered quietly in her ear, brushing his face against her hair before moving down to bite at her earlobe. His breath tickled against her skin, and she squirmed nervously beneath him. "Got it memorized?"
She froze at the seductive tone in his voice, closing her eyes tightly and bighting her lip as she fought to keep from screaming.
"Good." He breathed, a morbid grin twisting his lips at her reaction.
The next thing she knew, he was curled up in her lap, rubbing her leg as he sighed peacefully. Kairi stared down at him in shock, sitting up carefully when he didn't move.
"What do you want?" She repeated, her voice wavering slightly in confusion. Was he going to try and rape her or not?
Rolling over slightly, he looked up at her. Reaching behind her, he took her hand and brought it up to rest on his long spiky hair. She rested it there and he closed his eyes, rolling over again to rest his head against her stomach.
x:X:x
A cold breeze bit against her cheek as Kairi finally woke up. She slowly opened her eyes to stare up at the clear blue sky, her small bedroom window open to let the crisp morning air inside. Looking over to her right, the bed was empty once again, the musky scent of sulfur and leather the only indication that Axel had been there at all. He always left before she woke up.
She felt a tug of sadness, quickly brushing it away as she shoved herself up from the bed to get ready for the day.
"Kairi, you look exhausted." Sora said quietly, leaning over to peer at her as she rubbed a hand across her face.
"That storm last night kept me up…" She mumbled, smiling at her two best friends as they watched her doubtfully.
Riku looked over at Sora, shifting his head ever so slightly towards the auburn haired girl questioningly. Sora shrugged, masking the movement by a sharp grab for a piece of chalk resting by his knee. Kairi watched their silent communication out of the corner of her eye, pretending she didn't know anything might be wrong.
She brought a hand up to rest against the cold stone wall of the cave, biting her lip in concentration as she drew rough, jagged lines across the rocks.
"I feel like I'm twelve…" Riku mumbled, glaring down at the worn piece of chalk in his hand. He set it down after a moment and leaned back, watching the other two scratch out crude pictures to add to the museum of childhood artwork decorating the walls.
Sora leaned over suspiciously, watching as Kairi put the finishing touches on her masterpiece.
"Wow, Kairi, that looks just like Axel!" He exclaimed. Her eyes widened in shock and her heart skipped a beat, staring at it in near-horror as her two best friends examined it.
"Yea it does, did you mean to draw him?" Riku asked suspiciously.
Kairi gulped, barely able to tear her eyes away from it long enough to think straight.
"No, I don't know what I was drawing…" She managed to say, dropping her chalk and standing up.
"Maybe you should go take a nap or something, you look really drained." Sora said worriedly. Kairi held a hand to her head and nodded.
She managed to mumbled a quick 'sorry' as she rushed from the cave, her cheeks burning in frustration as she scrambled out onto the sand.
x:X:x
Kairi didn't see him for another two weeks. She was starting to think he wasn't coming back.
Rain tapped lightly against her window once again, and her first thought was that he was coming back tonight. He always seemed to follow the rain here, but then again, maybe he brought it with him. She sat in bed, knees pulled up to her chest protectively as she let the wind blow through her hair from the open window. After all, he liked the window open.
This time, she was watching as the portal opened and the tall, hooded figure stepped out onto the wooden floor of her bedroom. She stared up at him nervously once again, his face shrouded by the cloak he wore. His hands were curled into fists at his side and he was shaking.
It was painfully obvious something was wrong.
Axel stepped toward her dangerously and she felt a pang of fear go through her. In moments he was at her side, a hand gripping the back of her neck harshly. She tried to cry out, but he brought his mouth down over hers, her hands flying up to try and push him away. It was no use, he was too strong. He forced her mouth open hungrily, and she could feel just how badly he was shaking.
He finally broke away, leaving her huddled up on the bed in fear as he leaned back for a moment. Pulling his gloves off, he tossed them to the side and pulled down his hood.
Her mind strayed for a moment when she saw the pain in his eyes, and as his lips parted slightly she thought for once he would actually say something to her.
The moment quickly passed as he forced her back onto the bed, hands exploring desperately. Before she could react, he had ripped her shirt off, and her eyes went wide in terror.
"Axel-" He silenced her with another hungry kiss and she struggled against him, covering her bared chest with one arm. She felt hot tears sting her eyes and fought against them.
He broke away again and she tried to wiggle out from underneath him. He grabbed her shoulders roughly and held her still, and she dug her fingernails into the thick material of his coat.
"Stop!" She managed to choke out, a whimper of fear escaping her lips as he pulled her pajama pants away to reveal her soft blue underwear.
She tried to scream, but he covered her mouth with his hand and brought his lips down on her neck again. Tears started to roll down her cheeks despite her efforts, and his hand slipped away.
"Please! Stop!" She whimpered, shaking her head to get his attention.
To her surprise he paused to look up at her. A sharp grimace crossed his features and he relaxed, resting his head on her bare chest and wrapping his arms around her waist.
He was still shaking, and his hurried breath danced across her skin. Her hands flew up to tangle in his hair, and he flinched noticeably, only relaxing again once she started stroking his hair soothingly.
She knew she should kick him out, punch him, scream for help, anything but let him stay there like that. But something about him begged for help, and something in her wanted him to stay.
"What's wrong?" She asked shakily.
He didn't answer, but placed a soft kiss on her breast. After several tense minutes she pushed on him gently and he rolled over, huddling up against the wall as she sat up beside him. She reached down and quickly grabbed her night shirt off the floor, pulling it back on before scooting over to touch his shoulder.
"Axel?" She murmured quietly, almost jumping when he turned to look up at her. His eyes seemed incredibly gentle, even childish.
Kairi found her arms shaking as he pulled her into a hug, kissing the side of her neck softly in apology. He pulled her onto his chest, letting her rest her head somewhat stiffly against him.
"I'm sorry." He said quietly.
He was still there when she woke up.
Her back was pressed up against his chest, one arm wound around her stomach as she hugged her pillow. Axel's breath beat against the back of her neck, and she couldn't help but smile. He mumbled quietly to himself and pulled her closer.
"Kairi?" She shot up when the loud knock sounded on her door and Sora's voice drifted through.
In moments, Kairi was on her feet, nearly jumping in surprise to find Axel already looming over her. A portal opened up across the room and he quickly walked towards it.
Out of impulse, Kairi grabbed his hand, stopping him even as Sora pounded on the door. He looked back at her sadly.
"I have to go…" He didn't want to, she could tell. He leaned in quickly to give her a kiss, and slipped his hand out of her grasp.
The door eased open as the portal disappeared and Kairi threw herself behind the door.
"Sora!!" She shrieked, face turning red as he walked in and noticed her standing there half naked.
He immediately turned around so she could grab some clothes, "Sorry! It's past noon, we were getting worried." He mumbled. Kairi blushed darkly as she struggled into her skirt. Finally dressed, she followed Sora out the door, almost desperate to get him as far away from her bedroom as possible.
She didn't even want to understand what was going on. Axel snuck into her room to sleep next to her, sometimes snuck in a few inappropriate actions, to which she found herself complying. Then disappeared the next morning, and hardly ever spoke to her. She had started hoping he would come, but it seemed like the more she hoped the less she saw of him.
x:X:x
Two months went by and there had been no sign of him. Kairi forced herself to laugh at Sora's jokes, and made excuses when Riku noticed something was wrong. She tried desperately to push Axel from her mind, but she just couldn't get him out. She tried to tell herself they were at the very least friends, though it was obvious to her that he saw her as his property.
A hard day of exploring their tropical island and Kairi was exhausted. Her hair was still wet from swimming in the ocean, and she only wore a pair of baggy capris with her swimsuit top. An outfit her mother would frown severely on, but one of her favorites for playing on the beach.
The sun was low on the horizon as she made her way through the trees towards her house. The fading sunlight cast an eerie orange glow on the palm trees around her and she shivered slightly when the cold night air hit her bare skin.
She came along the corner on the dirt path and froze, staring up ahead at the cloaked figure waiting beneath a shadowed palm tree.
He looked up when he noticed her there, his eyes flashing in the half light. His arms were crossed over his chest, and she eyed him carefully as he waited for her to react.
She almost didn't realize what was happening as her feet carried her closer to him, her heart pounding in her ears almost painfully. He had come back, she hadn't believed he would, but he did, and he was here for her. His arms fell to his sides for a moment before reaching out for her, and she picked up her pace, nearly throwing herself into his outstretched arms.
He hugged her tightly, burying his face in her hair as she rested her cheek against his jawbone. She wasn't sure how she felt, it was like all of her youthful romantic fantasies came true, but something was severely out of place. Maybe it was the fact that she had always seen Sora as her prince, but here she was with one of her childhood crush's enemies. She knew almost nothing about him, but his neutral standing in her life was quenching a thirst she hadn't known she had.
A gloved hand came up to grip her chin, shifting her face back as he pressed his lips to hers. He paused in surprise when she reached up to dig her fingernails into the back of his neck, pulling him closer. Relaxing against her, he brushed his hands down her bare back, feeling the soft skin through his gloves and running his fingers over the base of her back, hesitating before moving his hands down further over the hem of her pants. She flicked her tongue out over his bottom lip in response, and he seemed to hesitate. A small smile caught the side of his mouth at her acceptance, and his lips parted slightly as she braced a hand against his chest.
x:X:x
She hugged her knees to her chest, staring up at him as he pulled his heavy black coat on. He glanced back and she looked away.
"When will you be back?" Kairi asked.
Axel sighed. "As soon as I can."
It was the most direct answer she would get, and he wished he could tell her something else. He walked over and sat down beside her, taking her hand. He leaned over to rest his cheek against hers.
"Why me?" She finally asked. He didn't move for a second and she thought maybe she didn't want to know.
"Because." He said simply, kissing her cheek hurriedly and standing up.
Moments later, she heard his footsteps disappear as he walked through a portal, fading out as she hugged her pillow to her chest.
She leaned against the window pane to look out at the dim morning sunlight. Clouds scattered the sky and she smiled to herself.
It looked like it could rain tonight.
The End