Story: The Only Difference
Author: ∂ลякลиgэl
Summary: Draco muses about the similarities between booze bottles and girls. Hermione points out the only difference.
Rating: T
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
One-Shot
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
Hermione grinned happily. She and Draco had been going out for some while now. This was just one of their many dates, and Draco was 'trying' to be funny. They both were sitting on the grass after having a picnic lunch.
Draco smiled the only way he knew, which was a smirk. "You know, there are a lot of similarities between a booze bottle and a girl." He winked at her.
She raised her eyebrows, "Now you are comparing me with a booze bottle?"
"Nope, I was talking about girls."
Hermione nodded solemnly, "Oh, I got it. You were talking about yourself." Draco gave her a mock-glare and pushed her playfully on the grass. She fell down softly with her back down, squealing. He too rested his head on the grass, and grinned at her, as she took out the weeds from her hair. She moved to sit up and he pulled her down again, her head was now on his shoulder and his arm around her.
Draco gave a content sigh, "Now I will continue as if you hadn't disturbed me. First thing, they both have awesome curves. And some of them have really good ones." His eyes roamed over her body possessively. She gave a smirk that would have put Snape to shame.
"The next thing, people collect the better ones." Hermione huffed indignantly.
"Then, they keep you awake at night, and you can't sleep without them beside you." He leaned over to her, with a smile.
"They both come in various sizes and shapes. Some might be ugly and especially wicked. And some are extremely beautiful." Like you, he thought. Hermione put her arms around his neck.
"Some like to share them with everyone. But hell, I don't share. What's mine is mine." He touched his nose with hers.
"Sometimes, you get addicted. You just can't imagine life without them." Draco's voice cracked slightly. Hermione's eyes misted.
"And too much of them, thinking or being with them leads you to love them. And you don't know how to tell others that and them that." Draco gulped slightly. His eyes were hopeful and full of love. Hermione felt her heart constrict. She gave him a watery smile.
"You forgot one difference." She ruffled his hair. "Only girls come to love you back." And that said, Hermione pulled him to her, giving him a fiery passionate kiss.
A/N: Okay…I agree that it's a bit weird. Just one of my ways to make a boring afternoon interesting. If you already haven't known, Draco is trying to tell Hermione that he loves her and finds this way to tell her. :P Anyway R n R!