When a Harry drank a litre of Orange Juice at a resort.
On a beautiful evening (the perfect setting for a proposal) Harry and Hermione are standing side by side overlooking the sun shot sea. Abruptly Harry turned to Hermione, who was wearing a very low cut evening dress (very low cut may I add) He took a ring from his pocket and said to Hermione in fervent tone,"Ever since I met you, I wanted to ask you this question." Hermoine stood with an expectant look in her eyes. She had been anticipating this moment for eight years. Harry promptly said, "I…….I I wanted to ask you" Hermione nodded wishing that he would just get on with it, "I wanted to ask you, takes a deep breath where's the men's room?" Hermione looked at him with confusion and even rage in her eyes. After a moment Hermoine slapped Harry on the cheek smartly and ran away. Harry was puzzled and yelled after her, "WHAT DID I DO????" Hermione, with a tearful sob said, "Is THAT what you wanted to ask me? You could have asked RON!!!" Harry thought this over for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said to himself, "That's a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that?"
Harry found Ron getting quite drunk at the bar inside the resort. Harry knelt down before Ron and (for a second time) took the ring from his pocket and said, "Ron, ever since I met you, I wanted to ask you this question," Drunk as he was Ron could see the danger in the situation and replied, "Harry, I don't think this will work out. You see, I'm already with…." Harry interrupted him impatiently, "I wanted to ask you" Ron said, "wait a minute- you were just with Hermione weren't you?" Harry nodded. "Did you ask THE question?" Harry nodded his head. "What did she say?" Harry replied, "She said for me to go ask YOU!" Befuddled, Ron promptly passed out. Harry, with great anger in his tone, and his knees buckling together in the urge to pee, went to find Draco Malfoy, he was his last resort.
Draco was currently half-naked on the roof of the building plotting to break into Harry's room and steal all his worldly possessions. Crabbe and Goyle were standing nearby. As Harry knelt on the concrete and said, "Draco," Molfoy shouted,"Shut up you fool! Can't you see I'm trying to break into Ha-oh hi Harry!" He suddenly realized Harry's kneeling position and the ring in Harry's hand. Draco looked at Harry with bewilderment after removing his exceptionally thick sunglasses. Harry repeated, "Draco, ever since I got to this resort, I wanted to ask you this question-" Draco interrupted and said, "I know how much you worship me, but-" "No! Wait! Let me finish! I wanted to ask-" Crabbe cried out suddenly, "NO! Our only friend! I should be his right-hand man!" Goyle said, "No! I should be!" They continued verbally fighting until Crabbe punched Goyle. Goyle punched Crabbe back with anger. They started cat-fighting until Draco came over to break it up. Harry-now extremely desperate-cried out, "CAN'T ANYONE TELL ME WHERE THE MEN'S ROOM IS WITHOUT FREAKING OUT??????" Everyone in the resort looked at Harry. Draco said, "Well why didn't you say so? It's down the hall and it should be the first door on your right." Harry muttered a thanks then rushed down the hall to relieve himself.
A few days later, Harry lost his keys.
On a beautiful evening (the perfect setting for a proposal) Harry and Hermione are standing side by side overlooking the sun shot sea. Abruptly Harry turned to Hermione, who was wearing a very low cut evening dress (very low cut may I add) He took a ring from his pocket and said to Hermione in fervent tone,"Ever since I met you, I wanted to ask you this question." Hermoine stood with an expectant look in her eyes. She had been anticipating this moment for eight years. Harry promptly said, "I…….I I wanted to ask you" Hermione nodded wishing that he would just get on with it, "I wanted to ask you, takes a deep breath where's the men's room?" Hermione looked at him with confusion and even rage in her eyes. After a moment Hermoine slapped Harry on the cheek smartly and ran away. Harry was puzzled and yelled after her, "WHAT DID I DO????" Hermione, with a tearful sob said, "Is THAT what you wanted to ask me? You could have asked RON!!!" Harry thought this over for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said to himself, "That's a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that?"
Harry found Ron getting quite drunk at the bar inside the resort. Harry knelt down before Ron and (for a second time) took the ring from his pocket and said, "Ron, ever since I met you, I wanted to ask you this question," Drunk as he was Ron could see the danger in the situation and replied, "Harry, I don't think this will work out. You see, I'm already with…." Harry interrupted him impatiently, "I wanted to ask you" Ron said, "wait a minute- you were just with Hermione weren't you?" Harry nodded. "Did you ask THE question?" Harry nodded his head. "What did she say?" Harry replied, "She said for me to go ask YOU!" Befuddled, Ron promptly passed out. Harry, with great anger in his tone, and his knees buckling together in the urge to pee, went to find Draco Malfoy, he was his last resort.
Draco was currently half-naked on the roof of the building plotting to break into Harry's room and steal all his worldly possessions. Crabbe and Goyle were standing nearby. As Harry knelt on the concrete and said, "Draco," Molfoy shouted,"Shut up you fool! Can't you see I'm trying to break into Ha-oh hi Harry!" He suddenly realized Harry's kneeling position and the ring in Harry's hand. Draco looked at Harry with bewilderment after removing his exceptionally thick sunglasses. Harry repeated, "Draco, ever since I got to this resort, I wanted to ask you this question-" Draco interrupted and said, "I know how much you worship me, but-" "No! Wait! Let me finish! I wanted to ask-" Crabbe cried out suddenly, "NO! Our only friend! I should be his right-hand man!" Goyle said, "No! I should be!" They continued verbally fighting until Crabbe punched Goyle. Goyle punched Crabbe back with anger. They started cat-fighting until Draco came over to break it up. Harry-now extremely desperate-cried out, "CAN'T ANYONE TELL ME WHERE THE MEN'S ROOM IS WITHOUT FREAKING OUT??????" Everyone in the resort looked at Harry. Draco said, "Well why didn't you say so? It's down the hall and it should be the first door on your right." Harry muttered a thanks then rushed down the hall to relieve himself.
A few days later, Harry lost his keys.