Blitz: I'm back and I'm hyperer than ever! This is my 'just to let you know I'm alive' fic. Also my insanity fic! Yeah, it's cool. I will use my 'Hyper Otaku Authoress' powers to bring the Yu-Gi-Oh people here and make them do whatever I want! In other words, the closest I can get to a real fic without it being a real fic as FF.N will allow! Before I introduce them though, I have to do the stupid disclaimer thing though. But why do I have to do it if a Yu-Gi-Oh person could? So as my first person I bring here, it will be… hmm… I know! Let's spin the 'Yu-Gi-Oh Characters' wheel that I so conveniently have right here!
*gestures toward a giant wheel that just appeared out of nowhere*
Blitz: Now let's spin this thing!
*spins wheel which now has many Yu-Gi-Oh characters faces on it*
*wheel slowly stops on…Chibi Hyper Mokie!*
Blitz: Yay! This is a character I made up, Chibi Hyper Mokuba! But since he's chibi, I call him Mokie! Now let's bring him here!
*pop*
*Chibi Hyper Mokie appears*
C. H. M.: Hi peoples! Hi Blitz-person! Hi!
Blitz: Hi Mokie! Mokie, would you peas do the discamer? Peas?
C. H. M.: Okies! Blitz does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any characters innit, but she does own me, and any other 'Chibi Hyper' peoples she decides to bring, except for Chibi Hyper Seto and Chibi Hyper Yami, who belong to some other person who she forgot, and she also owns… um… oh yeah! The 'Hyper Otaku Authoress' powers and the 'Yu-Gi-Oh characters' wheel!
Blitz: Good boy! You were so good, you get more Pixy Stix!
C. H. M.: Yay!
*eats a lot of Pixy Stix*
Blitz: Now, as our first guest, let's have Seto Kaiba!
*Seto appears out of nowhere*
Seto: Where am I? Who are you? Where's my big computer? What did you do to my brother?
Blitz: My white space, Blitz, I dunno, made 'im hyper an' chibi. Anything else?
Seto: No, nothing.
Blitz: Good! Now, let's see. What will happen to you?
C. H. M.: Ooh, ooh, I know! Pick me, pick me!
Blitz: Ok, what, Chibi Hyper Mokie?
C. H. M.: Hmm… Make him…strapped to a chair…
*Seto is strapped to a chair*
C. H. M.: In front of a big TV…
*big TV appears in front of Seto*
C. H. M.: With the episode of him losing to Pegasus…
*episode comes on*
C. H. M.: And put it on loop for eight hours!
*episode is on loop for eight hours*
Blitz: Good job! Now my turn.
*Seto is wearing a pink tutu*
C. H. M.: Nice touch.
Blitz: Arigatou. Okies, that's all for now, peoples! Read and review! Who should be next? What should happen to them? Should there be more Chibi Hyper peoples? Should I bring in peoples from other animes? Do you want to be in this sad excuse for a fic? Why am I asking you all these questions? See you next time on 'Insanity With Yu-Gi-Oh!' (Or whatever it's called right now!)
C. H. M.: BYEZ!