AN: Before I get started, let me just say that I can't remember if these are out of my head or inspired by what have you, but they've been sitting in the resource files for "Kunoichi Kiss" for a good while. I found them again and giggled, so I thought I'd share. If you think something here might belong to someone, let me know and I'll check and correct. :) With that said, I wrote these for the above listed story, but you don't have to read that to get a giggle out of these. Who knows, maybe some might inspire you to write a story of your own?

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. :)

Enjoy!

CLOUD'S PRANKS. (or at least the 1st twenty five)

1. Replace all the Turks computers with cardboard replicas.

2. Convert a training room into an oversized ball pit.

3. Cover Tseng's office with pictures of Hearts, Flowers, and Rufus Shinra.

4. Make tin foil hats. Wear them all day. When asked about the hats, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.

5. Send out a memo that all mission reports are to be turned in on pink perfumed paper from here on out.

6. While in earshot of a Turk, use the phrase "Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?" at the end of every statement.

7. Cover Lazard's office with sticky memos.

8. Get a gallon of gravy. Leave a trail of it leading from the cafeteria to the bathroom… or vice-versa.

9. Send an email to the Genesis fan clubs that he secretly loves the color pink.

10. Rig a fog horn to blow every time someone opens the bathroom door.

11. Fill the supply closet with balloons.

12. Spread oil all over the training room floor.

13. Every five feet, tape up a wanted poster of a hairbrush, and sign it "Sephiroth".

14. Cover an entire wall of wanted posters of Kunsel's… face.

15. Get foam swords and challenge the entire cafeteria to a duel.

16. Put up missing posters for Reno's marbles.

17. Put up "Found: Puppy" pictures. Put Zack's face on it.

18. Fill the hallway with cups of water.

19. Replace all the toilet paper in the executive offices with duct tape.

20. Get a bottle of ketchup. Pour it in a paint bucket. Step in said paint bucket. Walk from the science labs to anywhere else. For bonus points, smear ketchup on your hands and rub them on the walls while you go.

21. Create a castle out of cardboard boxes in one of the training rooms. Charge SOLDIER's 500 gil to play "rescue the princess". (bonus points if you can convince one of the firsts to be the reluctant princess)

22. Decorate Reno and Rude's office with Pretty Ponies.

23. Make get well soon cards for perfectly healthy people. (might work best on SOLDIER's after check-ups) Console them as if they were terminally ill. When they question you, tell them "oh… you don't know?... forget I said anything, then…" and quietly walk away.

24. Change Hojo's screen saver to a gif of all files being deleted.

25. Buy a full box of adult diapers. Pass them out to the new recruits the day before the SOLDIER exams. Wish them luck with a traumatized look on your face. (Best if done by someone actually in SOLDIER)