In Washington DC; the Justice League Action version of Two Face ran out of a bank with tons of bags of cash.
"No one can stop me now." said evil Two Face.
"No one is a mighty word Harvey." said a voice.
Two Face looked up and saw AP and Joey as Atomic Puppet and Nuclear Kid.
"The President." said evil Two Face.
He flipped his coin in the air before it landed in his hand on heads.
"Crap." said evil Two Face.
He looked around before grabbing the coin and turning it over to tails.
The former district attorney smirked.
"Yes." said Two Face's evil side.
He looked at the hero.
"Time to die." said Two Face's evil side.
"Hey, you turned the coin around." said good Two Face.
"No I didn't." said evil Two Face.
"Yes you did." said good side.
The two sides kept on going like that leaving Joey and AP confused.
"Now I'm wishing it was the version that was with Poison Ivy." said Joey.
"Same here." said AP.
The two sides of Two Face kept on arguing until the cops came and one of them cuffed Two Face and dragged him into a police car before driving off.
Later; the two had told Pauline the story.
"You expect me to believe that you gave the former Gotham City DA a whooping?" said Pauline.
"Yes." said AP.
"No." said Joey.
"Yes." said AP
"No." said Joey
"No." said AP
"Yes." said Joey
"No." said AP
"I say yes and it's yes." said Joey.
"Ok whatever you say." said AP.
Joey chuckled before realizing that AP pulled a Bugs Bunny on him.
"Rats." said Joey.
"I don't buy it, and I had quite the gig as Sword Sister." said Pauline.
"And look at where that got you." said AP.
Pauline pulled out a lighter before lighting it in front of the puppet.
AP blew the fire out.
"Not falling for that." said AP.
Later; Pauline walked out of the White House.
"Unbelievable, AP claiming that he defeated Two Face. If I was a hero again, I'd be honest about what happened." said Pauline.
She sat down on a bench.
"If only I could do it again." said Pauline.
He felt her beanie and became shocked.
"Huh what's this?" said Pauline.
She reached into her hat and pulled out the signal watch that Meek gave her during the Tody Pigeon incident.
She smirked.
"Of course." said Pauline.
She pushed a button on the watch and the star started flashing.
Meek in his Bounty Hunter outfit.
"Fear not Pauline, for the Patriotic Bounty Hunter is here." said Meek.
Pauline became confused.
"Now you're calling yourself the Patriotic Bounty Hunter?" said Pauline.
Meek growled.
"At least this was better when I was a part of a Megazord formation." said Meek.
Flashback
A nine year old Meek was looking at a blueprint with Seeker.
"Wait, I'm supposed to be part of this giant robot formation of yours?" said Meek.
Seeker nodded.
"Yep." said Seeker.
"And I'm to be the weapon?" said Meek.
"Yeah." said Seeker.
Meek nodded.
"Okay then." said Meek.
End Flashback
"Maybe not." said Meek.
He turned to Pauline.
"Now what do you want?" said Meek.
"To crime fight with you." said Pauline.
Meek became shocked.
"You called me away from an incoming missile just so you can fight crime with me?" said Meek.
Pauline nodded and became confused.
"Wait where was that missile heading?" said Pauline.
Meek pushed the star icon on his left wrist and saw a hologram map of New York with a beeping dot.
The meerkat sighed.
"Never mind, it's heading for Trump Tower." said Meek.
Pauline nodded.
"He was awful." said the girl.
"Agreed." said Meek, "So you want to do some crime fighting with me huh?"
Pauline nodded.
"We already established that. It's to make someone jealous." said Pauline.
Meek sighed.
"Just kiss him already." said Meek.
Pauline became shocked.
"Why would I want to make out with a puppet who's President?" said Pauline.
"Not him the Vice President." said Meek.
Pauline is shocked.
"What is with you?" said Pauline.
"I don't know. This band my girlfriend is in did try to help my best friend Wart out with romance last night." said Meek.
Flashback
At a swamp; Wart and a female human were on a boat as the Sonic Underground was nearby playing some romantic music.
"Excuse me a minute." said Wart.
He rowed over to shore and got out of the boat before walking behind a tree where Sonic went to.
"Enjoying your time with her? You should probably show your appreciation to the house." said Sonic.
Wart became confused.
"Why should I tip you?" said Wart.
Sonic became mad.
"What, you think a swamp is naturally romantic? You owe me and my crew a taste for setting the mood." said Sonic.
Wart became mad.
"Screw that, if anything you're ruining my chances of getting laid." said Wart.
Sonic grabbed Wart's nose and covered his mouth before punching him in the balls, causing the warthog to scream muffled.
"No, no, no Wart, I'm just a hedgehog who's willing to give free circumcisions to fools, are you a fool Wart?" said Sonic.
Wart pulled out several hundred dollars and gave them to Sonic.
The hedgehog smirked before patting Wart on the cheek and leaving.
Wart returned to the boat.
"Sorry about that." said Wart.
"It's okay." said the girl.
Wart continued rowing away as the romantic music continued on.
He then saw Howard holding a sign that said 'We'll stab your nuts and you'll bleed out'.
The warthog gulped.
End Flashback
"They broke up five minutes after the date." said Meek, "Now show me some resume."
Pauline pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to Meek.
"Says here you work at your uncle's comic book shop." said Meek.
"Pretty much." said Pauline.
"But you do have some crime fighting experience right?" said Meek.
Pauline nodded.
"Helped old ladies across the street?" said Meek.
"Several times." said Pauline.
"Any babysitting?" said Meek.
"I would never sit on a baby." said Pauline.
Meek fell Anime style.
"All jokes aside, I've never done any babysitting before." said Pauline.
Meek stood up chuckling.
"I'm getting a really good vibe about you. Now hold still." said Meek.
He held his left arm out and pushed the star icon on the gauntlet before a beam started scanning Pauline.
The girl became confused.
"What're you doing?" said Pauline.
"Getting measurements." said Meek.
Pauline just stared at Meek.
"What, you think that Batman had to create his own costume without anyone taking his measurements?" said Meek.
"Okay that's fair." said Pauline.
Meek stopped scanning Pauline.
"Got everything I need." said Meek.
He pushed the same star icon and the Bounty Mobile which was now, red, white, and blue appeared in front of the two.
Pauline is shocked.
"Nice car." said Pauline.
"It belonged to some old guy I saved on this planet five years ago who just so happened to be a vigilante called Bounty Hunter." said Meek.
He then opened the driver side and got into the vehicle.
"Get in, we'll stop at the Bounty Cave and hopefully meet some of my partners." said Meek.
Pauline kept on staring at Meek.
"Relax, I'm not forming my own hero team like the Avengers or Justice League." said Meek.
He then smirked.
"But I could." He said.
Pauline got into the car before Meek drove off.
