Hello, people who would come and read this.

All right, forenote? Something needs to be set straight- I have no respect for Sasuke's decision. He's in here because his name fit. I wanted to use Haku, actually, but that's two syllables and no one knows the rest of his name so it doesn't fit 'father McKenzie'.

And the last line in his verse (Sasuke's) is lame, I know, but if you can find a better one I'll give Dianna back her Nutter Butters and that's never gonna happen. (My gourd cookies.)

All right then. I don't own Eleanor Rigby, I don't own Sasuke, I don't own Gaara (dang...), and If I did my life would rock. (I would make Sasuke wear frilly dresses.)

Now, onward.

Aaaaaah, look at all the lonely people.

Aaaaaaah, look at all the lonely people.

Sabaku no Gaara

Sits all alone

On a roof

In the dead of the night

No one in sight

Frozen emotion

Nothing concerns him

Or burns him

Or tears him apart

'Cept his own heart

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Sasuke Uchiha

Eats all alone

He's so quiet

You'd think he'd no voice

That was his choice

He may be lonely

Look a bit closer

Apparently

He's not alone.

Failure to pwn

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Aaaaaaaaaah, look at all the lonely people.

Aaaaaaaaaah, look at all the lonely people.

Sabaku no Gaara

Sets himself straight

Though he's late

He makes quite the return

Lesson is learned

Sasuke Uchiha

Please get a grip

And don't slip

Up we know how this ends

What waits 'round the bend

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

All the lonely people, where to they all belong?

There you have it, my version of Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles. If you've never heard it, you probably wouldn't have been reading this, but go look it up or something. It's both sad and wonderful. (Such a happy ending, too. rolls eyes)