I was getting bored, so I wrote a piece of them sharing a bus. Inspiration must have come from when I fought with my sister for the window seat in a car.

Disclaimer: Don't own PoT.


Maybe it's camp. Or maybe it's tennis training. Or a holiday trip. Anyway, Hyoutei, Seigaku and Rikkaidai were sharing a bus. A big bus, of course, but one bus. As in singular.

Seigaku has got the best seats at the back. With big comfy sofas and everything. Rikkaidai was seating at the front and Hyoutei was seating on the upper deck.

Atobe, Tezuka and Sanada were seating at the Captain's Bar.

"Yagyuu senpai, why does Seigaku get the best seats?" asked our beloved Kirihara.

"Hell yeah. It's not fair. We should fight for those seats!" said Niou.

"Calm down Niou. We have absolutely no reason to do that."

"But Renji… I want to seat at the back!" whined Marui.

"You know, Yagyuu, they said that your glasses were old-fashioned." Smirked Niou.

"Yeah! And they said that you were stupider than that Inui, Renji-sempai" added Kirihara.

"And they said your bald head looks weird, Jackal" Said Marui.

"NO WAY" Renji, Yagyuu and Jackal said, with a hint of danger in their eyes.

"This calls for revenge!!" cheered Kirihara.

And so the six of them marched up to Seigaku and demanded "Seigaku, we want those seats!" They all said with determination.

"Well, you can't have them." Replied Momoshiro.

"Oh all right..." the Rikkaidais muttered and went back to their seats.

"WAIT! We can't just give up like that!" said Kirihara with shock written all over his face.

"That's right! We want those seats and we'll get them!" added Marui.

"What the hell do we want?" asked Niou.

"The back seats!!" everyone in Rikkaidai shouted.

"And when do we want it?"

"NOW!!"

"CHARGE!!"

While Seigaku and Rikkaidai were battling for the seats…

"Ne, Yuushi? What's that noise?"

"Probably the clowns."

"Oh."


That's it.