hi ther ma naim is raven. i liv in new bork town wit me mom. on day i wok up an ter was ma mom in teh dorway.
"raven" se sed "u mus go to poofess ork hose an get a pokymon"
"ok"i sed. igot ot f mbed i was waren a sexeh marelyn mansion shirt. i stod up an got ot of bed. i wn to ma blod red wardrob. i pikde out a blak corsit, a balk skrit, an sexeh blak boots wit red lases. "bekfest is reddy" ma mum calld "ok" i sed i brushd me hare an teats an wen donsares. ma mom mad a waffl. i ate it an wen to go sea protestant ok.
"ho raben im gladf ur her. i wana giv u a pokeim" teh profese sed. "u can pik totodildo, cyndakil, or evan bulbysore"
i lokd over teh pokeballz. ten i pickd...cyndykil! he jumpd ot of teh pokybal an sniffd my foot. "wat wil u name it" teh prostate assd. "i wil nam it flame" is ed desisivly. teh cinderkill lokd at me! he noo his nabe!
jus den a sexeh boi wokcd in. he had lon blak hare tat wen over his eys an deep red eys tat wer so red. it was ma bes frend gerard! "o germ" i sed at him happyl, lok at mah new pokiman"
gerald did a sexer laff! i blsud. yse he is mah crush...fite me...
pussy coke gabe him a totydial. "now u to can sart ur aventur to be teh best pokie traners EVAR!"