What is up peoples! So I was roaming around on tumblr last week in the Jori tag and then I read that Jori week started today! And I waz like WHAT! And then I waz like WoooHooo! And finally I waz like... calm. But then I decided I wanted to be apart of it and my cousin waz like Hooray!
But anyway this will be my first Jori fic. Or should I say ficlets?
These are the themes from Jori week:
Sunday (Today): Scissors
Monday (Tomorrow): Coffee
Tuesday (The Day After Tomorrow): Rumors
Wednesday ( The Day After, The Day After Tomorrow): Inappropriate Flirting
Thursday (The Day After, The Day After, The Day After Tomorrow): Upside Down/Reverse
Friday (The Day After(x3), The Day After Tomorrow): Music
Saturday (Yesterday): Family
Obviously, that means this story's theme has to do with scissors...in a way. Hope you like it!
PS: I want to give a shout out to RomanticVulcanolight. She is also participating in Jori week. You should check her stories out as well. And I also think all of you should try and participate. I don't think it matters if you post them on time. We all just want more Jori!
Disclaimer: Me owning victorious is the equivalent of Cat acting normal, Robbie being cool, and Trina becoming likable...completely impossible. Fact.
Theme: Scissors
Tittle: Tori's Innocent Mind
"So Vega."
"What is it Jade?"
Tori and Jade were in Tori's room discussing a homework assignment given to them by Sikowitz. They were supposed to come up with a scene that would explain economical problems. A little boring, but not too complicated. Well, except for the fact that the audience had to be kindergartners. What four year old wants to hear about the economy? Jade had been voicing her complaints about it for most of the day, and Tori feared that it was going to continue now. But considering Jade's tone, she might say something completely off topic.
"You know I like scissors, right?"
Told ya.
"Jade, your obsession with scissors is not really a secret to anyone that goes to Hollywood Arts considering you broadcast it by carrying a pair everywhere. You even decorated your locker with scissors, which frankly doesn't seem very safe - ".
"Yeah, yeah, save the lecture." Tori looks at Jade dejectedly. "Well I wasn't going to listen to you right after you rudely interrupted me!"
"Interrupted? How did I interrupt you? You asked me a question! Your the one that just interrupted m-".
"It was a rhetorical question. You done?"
"..."
"Well, are you?"
"Oh, so that one wasn't rhetorical?" Tori snips. Jade proceeds to glare at Tori menacingly. "Yes! I'm done!"
"OK, so it's well known that I like, no, love scissors. And I sort of tolerate you."
"Really Jade? We've been dating for three weeks now. Can't you be affectionate for once?"
"No."
"Jade!"
"Fine! I love scissors and I...like you."
"Come on, you've said it before."
"No I didn't. Jack Daniels said it." Tori knew that Jade was referring to the drink she had that night. But Tori remembered that Jade only had a few sips of the alcoholic beverage. Definitely not enough to say things you didn't mean.
"Jade..."
"Fine. I love scissors and you!" Tori proceeds to squeal " If you do that again, you will see less of me." Tori makes a zipping motion across your lips. "Anyway I love two things. And its natural that when people love two things, they want to combine them...in a way."
Jade examines Tori's face for a reaction, but all she gets is a blank stare.
"I'm sorry, what?"
Jade face palms.
"I love you and I love scissors. I want to have both at the same time, but in a different context. Catch my drift?"
Tori looks confused.
"So you want me to buy you scissors?"
Jade face palms.
"No! I mean yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about. Don't think of scissors as a thing. It's more of an idea. Call it scissoring."
Tori looks even more confused.
"That sounds more like a verb."
Jade face palms.
"It's both! OK? It's an idea and a verb!"
Finally Tori's expression changes into one of understanding.
"Ooooh I get it!"
"Finally!"
"So you want me to cut something with you."
Tori flinched as Jade face palmed once again. You can almost see Jade's hand print on her own red forehead. Jade has lost it in three, two, one.
"Oh my god Vega! How dense can you be! I want to scissor you! In your bed! In a sexually erotic way!"
Thank god no one else was in the in the Vega household at that moment. Her family would have probably suffered from multiple aneurisms if they had heard Jades frustrated outburst. Silence descends upon both girls. Jade is a little shocked that she said it so crudely. Yeah she definitely lost it. But then Jade relaxes since the topic is now in the air. Tori wouldn't object to it. She's not THAT innocent. But then Jade see's the look on the brunettes face. Tori looks completely mortified.
"Jade. I-I can't believe you would suggest something like that!"
Now it's Jades turn to be confused. Tori almost looked frightened.
"What? It was just a suggestion."
"Jade that is completely disgusting. I can't believe you'd think I would do something like that!"
"What! Tori we've done just about everything else and then some! What's wrong with scissoring?"
"Whats wrong! I can't even count the pages of that list Jade!"
"I can't believe your freaking out so much."
"Well believe it! I'm not a masochist Jade!"
"Yeah but I... wait, what?"
"I said I'm not a masochist."
The next day, everyone at school asked Jade why her forehead was so red.
Well there you have it. The first theme. I hope it entertained you! Tomorrow I will post Coffee!
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