Author's note: I had a lot of people asking me too continue "My Hanyou" but
to be honest, I have no idea how to continue it so I made up this one. I
guess you could say it's sequel to that story but the only real reference
to it is in the first paragraph. Anyway, enjoy this!
***
They had fought, again and this time it had been about a song Kagome kept humming around Inu Yasha. Who was he to know that the song was one she picked up off the radio and modified to be about him? So, he told her to "SHUT THE HELL UP OR HE'D DUMP HER IN THE NEAREST CREEK" and she told him "YOU BAKA, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SOMETHING ROMANTIC IF IT CAME UP AND BIT YOU IN THE BUTT". Of course he had no idea what she was talking about and she stomped off to the well. It was the classic scenario: demon boy pisses off short-tempered schoolgirl for something small and pointless causing her to go back to her own dimension. I don't know about you but I've heard that one a million times.
So now we return to the ever-familiar scene of Kagome yelling at Inu Yasha from her room and him swearing at her from his side of the well. This could not continue as it was, but they were both too stubborn to do something. So, fate stepped in to give a Kagome an idea.
***
Kagome had abandoned her Inu Yasha bashing for awhile to play video games. You know, one of those games where you have to kill everything in sight to win? Well, Kagome seemed to be in the perfect mood for it and her family became truly frightened when they heard her cackling from the other side of the house.
"Mom," asked Sota, "is Kagome going to be all right?"
The mother turned to her son with a completely straight face. "No son, I'm afraid she isn't."
Sota began to cry. "I'm so scared!"
His mother scooped him up in a comforting embrace. "I know, we all are."
Another cackle was heard across the house.
"Yes! Take that you scum sucking space demons!!!!" shouted Kagome.
These space "demons" weren't really demons, simple "creatures" (I must be specific on this point, I don't want to hurt so poor space creature's feelings) but Kagome had decided everything she could blow up or destroy was a demon. Even those computerized flowers she liked to believe she was crushing under foot.
"Die demons, die!!!!!"
"Gameover" the television chimed when Kagome's kill spree came to a halt.
She violently closed up the system and plopped down on her bed with a grunt. Inu Yasha was such a jerk.
Then it came to her, the perfect revenge! She hadn't had an idea this good since she replaced the punch with three-year-old jello at her last school dance. She knew what she would do to Inu Yasha, and it was just a matter of waiting for him to come and get her after a while of sulking. So, she relaxed by playing a bit more of some killing game, waiting for her prey to arrive! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
***
Inu Yasha paced on his side of the well. Stupid girl was too damn annoying, but what had she meant by romance? So, he jumped into the well like usual to drag her back.
***
Kagome heard the shrine door open down below her window. So he had come, well she was ready. She quickly and silently made her way downstairs and to the shrine. She stopped at the back door. Stealth was the key factor in her devilish plan. She no longer heard anything and so couldn't figure out the location of Inu Yasha. That was all right though, he could come to her.
She slowly opened the door to the outside, making sure her family was in some other room (wouldn't want them to get the wrong idea). When she turned to sneak outside, there was Inu Yasha, staring down at her in her crouched-sneaking-about position with one eyebrow raised and his arms folded across his chest.
She blinked a few seconds but then stood up straight and chirped "Ohaiyo Inu Yasha!"
He just glared back at her for a moment "And what do you think you're doing, bitch?"
Kagome shuddered at this word but she had to hold her temper. She gave him a clenched smile.
"Inu Yasha? Could you do something for me?"
He looked confused and unfolded his arms. Kagome was using an odd tone that he wasn't fond of. "What?"
"Sit."
Thunk!!!!!
"Ouch! Bitch! What was that for!?" screamed Inu Yasha face down in the dirt (cause he was still outside).
"I'm trying to knock you unconscious," Kagome said calmly. "How many more sit-" thunk "-'s do you think it will take?"
"You stupid Bitch!!! Stop!!"
"I don't think so. Sit."
"Ouch! I'm gonna-"
"Sit."
"Ouch! kill-"
"Sit."
"YOU!!"
"Sit! SitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSit!!!! SIT!!!!!!"
"…"
Inu Yasha had gone quiet and with a poke, Kagome was happy to say he was unconscious. So she dragged him into the house and closed the door behind her.
***
The blackness faded as Inu Yasha opened his eyes. His head pounded and his body was completely sore. He tried to rub his eyes but her realized they were tied be hind his back. In fact, his feet were tied up too and he was strapped to a chair with duct tape (good old duct tape!). He was in the middle of Kagome's room in front of the TV, which was off. Kagome stuck her head in front of his face with a cheerful smile.
"Oh, you're awake!"
Inu Yasha struggled to hit her. "You stupid bitch! What do you think you're doing. I should-" Kagome stuck a piece of duct tape over his mouth.
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to tape your mouth shut but as you leave me no choice…"
Inu Yasha just responded with what could very well be muffled swear words, we still do not know to this day.
"Well, now that a have your full attention, LET THE TORTURE SESSION BEGIN!!"
Inu Yasha faltered…torture session?
Kagome smiled at the dog demon she held captive with an evil glint in her eye. "We are going to watch…hours upon end of Disney movies!!"
Inu Yasha wasn't sure what Disney movies where but he didn't like the sound of them.
Kagome hoped merrily over to the television, turned it on, grabbed the remote off the top, and pulled up a chair next to Inu Yasha.
"I've been meaning to catch up on these movies and what better way but to torment you in the process! Prepare for cheesy, sap infested, moral- teaching children's movies!!"
She clicked the play button and the TV came on. A sun was rising over the horizon as people in the background were singing some odd song. Inu Yasha hated when people broke into song.
"I thought we'd start off with the Lion King! So just sit back and relax. It's gonna be a long movie, Inu Yasha."
Inu Yasha could be heard whimpering over the singers.
~---^-^---~
Author's note: Well, I hope you all like it so far! I want to have lots and lots of fun with this story. And right now I have no plot…I wasn't supposed to tell you that was I? Oops? Also, I just want to say, I like Disney movies, I just don't think a demon would…at first *hint**hint**wink**wink*
***
They had fought, again and this time it had been about a song Kagome kept humming around Inu Yasha. Who was he to know that the song was one she picked up off the radio and modified to be about him? So, he told her to "SHUT THE HELL UP OR HE'D DUMP HER IN THE NEAREST CREEK" and she told him "YOU BAKA, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SOMETHING ROMANTIC IF IT CAME UP AND BIT YOU IN THE BUTT". Of course he had no idea what she was talking about and she stomped off to the well. It was the classic scenario: demon boy pisses off short-tempered schoolgirl for something small and pointless causing her to go back to her own dimension. I don't know about you but I've heard that one a million times.
So now we return to the ever-familiar scene of Kagome yelling at Inu Yasha from her room and him swearing at her from his side of the well. This could not continue as it was, but they were both too stubborn to do something. So, fate stepped in to give a Kagome an idea.
***
Kagome had abandoned her Inu Yasha bashing for awhile to play video games. You know, one of those games where you have to kill everything in sight to win? Well, Kagome seemed to be in the perfect mood for it and her family became truly frightened when they heard her cackling from the other side of the house.
"Mom," asked Sota, "is Kagome going to be all right?"
The mother turned to her son with a completely straight face. "No son, I'm afraid she isn't."
Sota began to cry. "I'm so scared!"
His mother scooped him up in a comforting embrace. "I know, we all are."
Another cackle was heard across the house.
"Yes! Take that you scum sucking space demons!!!!" shouted Kagome.
These space "demons" weren't really demons, simple "creatures" (I must be specific on this point, I don't want to hurt so poor space creature's feelings) but Kagome had decided everything she could blow up or destroy was a demon. Even those computerized flowers she liked to believe she was crushing under foot.
"Die demons, die!!!!!"
"Gameover" the television chimed when Kagome's kill spree came to a halt.
She violently closed up the system and plopped down on her bed with a grunt. Inu Yasha was such a jerk.
Then it came to her, the perfect revenge! She hadn't had an idea this good since she replaced the punch with three-year-old jello at her last school dance. She knew what she would do to Inu Yasha, and it was just a matter of waiting for him to come and get her after a while of sulking. So, she relaxed by playing a bit more of some killing game, waiting for her prey to arrive! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
***
Inu Yasha paced on his side of the well. Stupid girl was too damn annoying, but what had she meant by romance? So, he jumped into the well like usual to drag her back.
***
Kagome heard the shrine door open down below her window. So he had come, well she was ready. She quickly and silently made her way downstairs and to the shrine. She stopped at the back door. Stealth was the key factor in her devilish plan. She no longer heard anything and so couldn't figure out the location of Inu Yasha. That was all right though, he could come to her.
She slowly opened the door to the outside, making sure her family was in some other room (wouldn't want them to get the wrong idea). When she turned to sneak outside, there was Inu Yasha, staring down at her in her crouched-sneaking-about position with one eyebrow raised and his arms folded across his chest.
She blinked a few seconds but then stood up straight and chirped "Ohaiyo Inu Yasha!"
He just glared back at her for a moment "And what do you think you're doing, bitch?"
Kagome shuddered at this word but she had to hold her temper. She gave him a clenched smile.
"Inu Yasha? Could you do something for me?"
He looked confused and unfolded his arms. Kagome was using an odd tone that he wasn't fond of. "What?"
"Sit."
Thunk!!!!!
"Ouch! Bitch! What was that for!?" screamed Inu Yasha face down in the dirt (cause he was still outside).
"I'm trying to knock you unconscious," Kagome said calmly. "How many more sit-" thunk "-'s do you think it will take?"
"You stupid Bitch!!! Stop!!"
"I don't think so. Sit."
"Ouch! I'm gonna-"
"Sit."
"Ouch! kill-"
"Sit."
"YOU!!"
"Sit! SitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSitSit!!!! SIT!!!!!!"
"…"
Inu Yasha had gone quiet and with a poke, Kagome was happy to say he was unconscious. So she dragged him into the house and closed the door behind her.
***
The blackness faded as Inu Yasha opened his eyes. His head pounded and his body was completely sore. He tried to rub his eyes but her realized they were tied be hind his back. In fact, his feet were tied up too and he was strapped to a chair with duct tape (good old duct tape!). He was in the middle of Kagome's room in front of the TV, which was off. Kagome stuck her head in front of his face with a cheerful smile.
"Oh, you're awake!"
Inu Yasha struggled to hit her. "You stupid bitch! What do you think you're doing. I should-" Kagome stuck a piece of duct tape over his mouth.
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to tape your mouth shut but as you leave me no choice…"
Inu Yasha just responded with what could very well be muffled swear words, we still do not know to this day.
"Well, now that a have your full attention, LET THE TORTURE SESSION BEGIN!!"
Inu Yasha faltered…torture session?
Kagome smiled at the dog demon she held captive with an evil glint in her eye. "We are going to watch…hours upon end of Disney movies!!"
Inu Yasha wasn't sure what Disney movies where but he didn't like the sound of them.
Kagome hoped merrily over to the television, turned it on, grabbed the remote off the top, and pulled up a chair next to Inu Yasha.
"I've been meaning to catch up on these movies and what better way but to torment you in the process! Prepare for cheesy, sap infested, moral- teaching children's movies!!"
She clicked the play button and the TV came on. A sun was rising over the horizon as people in the background were singing some odd song. Inu Yasha hated when people broke into song.
"I thought we'd start off with the Lion King! So just sit back and relax. It's gonna be a long movie, Inu Yasha."
Inu Yasha could be heard whimpering over the singers.
~---^-^---~
Author's note: Well, I hope you all like it so far! I want to have lots and lots of fun with this story. And right now I have no plot…I wasn't supposed to tell you that was I? Oops? Also, I just want to say, I like Disney movies, I just don't think a demon would…at first *hint**hint**wink**wink*