None So Near-Sighted
by Rob Morris
For a time, David Banner had found a home with the older man and his nephew, taking care of odd jobs and appliances that needed fixing.
That time was ending. The old man had nearly gotten David killed while wandering about, and the worst had happened. With the creature sighted, the reporter would not be far behind. Now the old man had questions as well.
"See here, David! I will not relent till I find that tall fellow with the speech impediment!"
David had reached his limit.
"Mister Magoo, Don't Make Me Angry-you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."