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Previously on Touhou Paper Jam

"I present to you… the Peach statue!" Toadette exclaimed and unveiled a statue of Peach in front of everyone.

"Oh, that is so cool!" Peach exclaimed.

"…That outshines my statue in Sarasaland, no fair!" Daisy complained. "But not that it matters."

"Hmm?" Reimu looked up in the sky to see a humongous portal opening up.

"What the heck is that?!" Marisa asked… when suddenly, everyone was getting pulled to it one by one.

"WHOOOOOA!" Sora yelled.

"Can someone tell me WHAT THE HECK IS GOING OOOOOOOON!" Lucy yelled as Natsu grabbed a hold of her by holding on to a street lamp. "Natsu!"

"Don't go in there!" He exclaimed… and then the street lamp came up. "…Uh oh…" He said and they were all sucked in as Mario held on to Luigi but Luigi accidentally let go.

"Bro! No!" Mario exclaimed as he quickly jumped into the ground that was being uprooted.

"Ho ho! Front page scoop!" Aya exclaimed… but… she was sucked in to. "Wait a minute! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!" She screamed and then was sucked in as well.

Marisa soon joined Mario as her hat was sucked into it. "Mario!"

"Right!" Mario nodded as the two went into the portal, not knowing what they were getting themselves into.

Everything was falling into some unknown area, and one robot woke up. It was a flat disc like robot and it was blue and white, also having white eyes. "Oooh… where am I?" It wondered before realizing what was going on, seeing everything fall… and to add on to the confusion, it gained two rabbit ears. "What the… are these rabbit ears?!"

"Bwah bah!"

The robot turned to the Rabbid in disgust. "Oh, look at what you did! I hope you're happy! It's because of you that we're in this mess!" It said, while the Rabbid tried to get the SupaMerge out of its head, but to his horror, it transformed and got stuck to his eyes. He tried to get it off of him, but to no avail.

This caused him to panic and basically merge things into one another, like another fellow Rabbid with a broom stick and what not.

"Agh! Stop that!" The robot ordered and then looked up to see a huge washing machine coming down on top of it, with a Rabbid screaming in it. "Uh oh!" It said… when suddenly it was grabbed by someone as they went toward the ground.

This someone was Marisa herself, as she landed on the ground and put the robot down. "You alright?" She asked.

"Phew, I am now." It said… and then Mario landed on his feet near them.

"Where are we?" Marisa wondered.

"I have… no idea. In fact, where is everyone?" Mario wondered.

"AAAAAAH!" Cried something as a Rabbid landed near them… and this particular one was wearing Peach's hair and a pink dress… well, if you can call it a dress.

Rabbid Peach – Loves to take Selfies!

"Uh…" Marisa blinked. "Did Peach get turned into a rabbit?"

Mario blinked. "I'm… not sure." He said as there was another Rabbid falling to the ground. Rabbid Peach quickly came to her senses and tried to catch her falling friend… only for the Rabbid to slam into the ground far from her.

"Bwah…" Rabbid Peach walked over to its fellow Rabbid and pulled him up, showing the Rabbid wearing Luigi's hat and shirt.

Rabbid Luigi – Shy but courteous just like Luigi! (Not to be confused by some guy on YouTube)

"I'm not sure… what the hell is going on." Marisa said, and then they heard something as they turned to see some obnoxious Rabbids putting two Goombas together via glue and rolled it towards them. While Mario and Marisa kinda felt bad for the Goombas, the two Goombas themselves seemed to be laughing.

"Bwah dah!" One of the Rabbids said as the three of them aimed their weapons at the group before taking off.

Ziggy – Dashing Ne'er-do-wells!

"Agh… this is going downhill fast." The robot groaned. "If it wasn't for that Rabbid with that SupaMerge, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

"Uh… first off, what's going on and who the hell are you?" Marisa asked.

"Oh, my apologies. My name's Beep-0, I'm not from this universe."

"Wait, are you from that other universe?" Marisa asked.

"The universe where there's a bunch of people wielding huge keys and some black haired lady ruling the Mushroom Kingdom? Yep… wait, how do you know about it?"

"Well, I've actually been there myself and-"

"Ah! We don't have time, we gotta go… now!"

"Alright, alright…" Marisa said and shrugged at Mario. "Worth a try." She said and they walked together… only they heard another scream and something landed near them as they turned to see a Rabbid popping up from the ground, wearing yellow hair, a witches hat and a black shirt.

Rabbid Marisa – One hell of an itchy trigger finger and incredibly rambunctious! (Only knows Master Spark)

"Oh good lord, first I'm made out of paper and now I'm a friggin' rabbit." Marisa said and Rabbid Marisa looked at her counterpart as the two examined each other. "…On the other hand, I look rather cute."

"Bwah." Rabbid Marisa said with a thumbs up.

Rabbid Peach came over and examined the two herself and checked them out, first it was Rabbid Marisa and gave a thumbs up… but when she got to Marisa, she pulled the dress, sniffed it, nearly gagged and put it back, giving her a thumbs down while pulling out a sign that had a tack on it.

"…I hate you already." Marisa growled.

Mario sweatdropped. "Uh… let's-a go… to wherever we need to go, I guess?"

World 1-1: What the Hell is Going On?

BGM: Overworld (Super Mario 3D Land)

As soon as they walked off, they noticed a lot of Goombas covered in the glue as they were trying to get out of said glue, but to no avail… while Rabbid Peach took a picture of that with her cell phone as they pressed onward… although, it was a bit difficult going forward since the three Rabbids decided to sight-see, but they went onward… slowly, but surely!

It then came to the point where as they went onward, a shot nearly hit Mario but he quickly ducked and hid behind a wall… and grabbed his hat that took the shot. "Mama mia, that was close!" He said as Marisa took cover as well, as did the three Rabbids from a different wall.

End BGM

"Agh… normally, I'm not one for cover, but what the hell is going on!" Marisa exclaimed as the three Rabbids were doing nothing… but to surprise, Beep-0 was dodging every shot the Ziggies were throwing at it.

"Why! Am! I! Not! Taking! Cover!" He said as the Rabbids laughed…and then Rabbid Peach brought out a radio, of all things, and started to play a song to accompany Beep-0, since apparently, they thought he was dancing.

BGM: Puzzle Plank Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy 2)

"Oh, ha ha!" Beep-0 exclaimed in frustration as the Rabbids were clapping to the beat and laughing, while Rabbid Luigi decided to dance to it while Mario and Marisa stood there, wondering what the hell is going on.

"I have no idea what's going on…" Mario said.

"No kidding."

Beep-0 finally got around to taking cover. "Ugh… nice job, you bozos!" He said, turning red and then suddenly rumbling. "…Oh! I got an email. Let me just read this." He said. "Dearest Beep-0, whose brave… WILL YOU TURN THAT OFF!" He yelled, slamming into the radio to knock it down, which somehow knocked the batteries out of it.

End BGM

"Bwah blah!" Rabbid Peach scolded, but Beep-0 didn't care.

"Dearest Beep-0, whose bravery, intelligence, and compassion stand as a beacon of hope for us all. If my timing is correct, you are in dire need of help. Please open the attachments to this message – their receipt is most auspicious, I assure you. – Signed, Your Biggest Fan." And as Beep-0 hit the attachment, three weapons popped out for Rabbid Peach, Luigi and Mario himself.

Lightning Shark for Mario, Fuchsia Fury for Rabbid Peach, and a Dwarf Star for Rabbid Luigi, to be exact!

"Wow! When it said attachment, I was hoping it'd be something Mega Man related. Drat, I was hoping for Legends 3. But oh well, this'll have to do!" He said. "I mean, it's not like Mega Man 11 happened or anything."

"Hang on, my Rabbid self didn't get anything." Marisa said, as she heard a "Yoohoo!" as she looked to see Rabbid Marisa pulling out a Hakkero.

"Bwah dah!"

"…I love you more and more!" Marisa exclaimed, her eyes sparkling in fascination, while Mario grabbed the weapon.

"Huh, it's not a Super Scope, but this'll do!" Mario said. "Now, let's take 'em out!"

BGM: Training Battle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Bwah bwah!" A Ziggy said as he saw them get to cover behind small brick walls. "Blah!" He said, shooting them, but luckily it didn't hit any of them.

"So uh, how do I fire this thing?" Mario wondered as he aimed at a Ziggy.

"Press the trigger!" Beep-0 said, and nearly got hit by another Ziggy. "Ack! Watch it!" He said as Mario aimed and fired at the Ziggy, who quickly hid behind a wall.

"Bwah bah bah bah!" It said, sticking his tongue out at him… only to get a mouthful from another shot from Mario. "Dah!"

"Nice!" He smirked as the other Ziggy was having trouble with Rabbid Peach and Rabbid Luigi before he was eradicated by the both of them.

"Bwah!" Rabbid Peach smiled, high fiving Rabbid Luigi.

"Bwaaaah!" The Ziggy quickly went to another wall and shot them before getting to cover and then went up to aim at Marisa, only for her to be gone.

"Hey buddy, up here!" Marisa said as he looked up to see Marisa on her broom with a grin and then fired Danmaku at him as he quickly scrambled to get out of the way, before feeling something on his back as he turned to see Rabbid Marisa pressing her Hakkero on his back.

"Oh bwah…" He said, and then got Master Sparked toward a few trees before getting KO'd.

"Nice one!" Marisa said, giving her a thumbs up as she only smiled back with a thumbs up.

End BGM

"Well, that takes care of that." Mario said. "Though, I get the feeling we're going to facing a lot of battles."

"Yep." Marisa nodded. "Let's hope they're short and sweet." She said and they took off.

Meanwhile…

"Okay, this is the most bizarre thing I've seen." Lucy said as she walked around, as she was joined by Wendy, Carla and Sora.

"I'm sure it's not that bad." Sora said.

"Not that bad?! Are you kidding? Look at this, there's a bunch of crazy rabbit things going around like they own the place!" Lucy said.

"Not to mention… I'm not sure what's going on." Wendy said.

"And to make things worse, there are those rabbits going around dressing like us." Carla said, as they looked behind to see Rabbid Lucy, Rabbid Wendy and Rabbid Sora.

Rabbid Lucy was wearing her hair and wearing a blue and white shirt, Rabbid Wendy was wearing her hair down and not in ponytails, and has a blue shirt as well while holding a stuffed white cat. Rabbid Sora had his funky hairstyile and wearing a black shirt.

Rabbid Lucy – Crazier and less sane than Lucy herself, loves to play with keys! (Tends to break into people's houses.)

Rabbid Wendy – Shy, friendly, but loves to blow wind a lot! (Beware: You might find yourself facing the wrong wind hole…)

Rabbid Sora – The Keyblades… uh… chosen one? (That Keyblade needs an IQ Test…)

"Well, at least they're keeping us company." Lucy said as Rabbid Lucy grabbed a hold of Rabbid Sora's Keyblade and put it in her pocket… only for Rabbid Sora to call her out and proceeded to fight her for it.

"Bwah bah!" Rabbid Wendy said as she tried to break the two up.

"I say we just ditch them…" Carla said.

"Well… it can't get any worse than this, right?" Sora asked.

"One can hope…" Lucy sighed as they wandered off as Rabbid Sora was the victor of the fight with an unconscious Rabbid Lucy as he took off to join the others, while Rabbid Wendy dragged her away.

Back with the gang…

BGM: Come On! (Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga Plus Bowser's Minions)

Mario hid behind a wall for cover and was nearly getting shot at repeatedly as one of the Ziggies went over to take care of him, but was blasted away from Marisa's Master Spark, but her Hakkero was shot off of her by another Ziggy.

"Grr…!" Marisa growled as she dove for cover while Rabbid Peach proceeded to do a selfie… while shooting another Ziggy in the head to knock him down with the help of Rabbid Luigi.

Rabbid Marisa picked up Marisa's Hakkero and smirked. "Bwah bah bah bwah da!" She said, as if was she was saying "Say hello to my little friends!" and basically used Double Master Spark to destroy the walls the Ziggies were hiding in, giving Mario and Rabbid Luigi to get a clear shot and destroyed them.

End BGM

"Wow… and I thought I was good with the Master Spark." Marisa said as Rabbid Marisa gave it back to her and they went onward, and as they did, they noticed a huge wormhole in the sky.

"Agh… that's what's causing this mess!" Beep-0 said. "If we can somehow get rid of that, then we're golden!" He said, unaware of Rabbid Peach getting another selfie out of the way, but with the wormhole that was causing the commotion.

"Alright, so… how do we get rid of that?" Marisa asked.

"I'm sure we'll find a way." Mario said as they walked off, and then noticed a giant sunflower.

"Oh, hello mister Sunflower!" Beep-0 said… only for it to spit on Rabbid Luigi, causing the others to freak out while the other Rabbids laughed at him. "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!"

"Don't you see?" The sunflower suddenly asked.

"…Oh god, it's talking." Marisa said. "Yuuka's sunflowers are turning sentient!"

"I've met a few talking sunflowers in Delfino." Mario said.

"Oh, lovely! Not!" Marisa groaned.

"Those Rabbids are bad news."

"Ha, I can assure you that they mean no harm." Beep-0 said.

"…If you say so, but that Rabbid with those crazy glasses of his are turning the other Rabbids completely nasty."

"Ah, I'm sure we can take care of 'em just fine. Hey, why don't you join us?" He asked.

"Sorry, but I'm taking this… underground." He said and then disappeared into the ground before them.

"Huh, I've never seen any sunflowers go back underground." Mario said, scratching the back of his head.

"Ah… so I'm not the only one trying to figure out what's going on." A voice said as they turned to see Yuuka walking over, and with her was a Rabbid with Green Hair and wearing a dress similar to Yuuka's, complete with holding an umbrella.

Rabbid Yuuka – Has a habit of burying herself in flowers. Caution: Taking one of these flowers will be bad for your health.

"Oh, you too?" Marisa asked.

"Mhm. I suppose we need to figure out what is happening." Yuuka said. "I've taken a look around this place and it seems as if Hyrule, Mushroom Kingdom, Gensokyo, Magnolia and other places have been merged into one huge area. I don't know what's causing this, but I have a feeling it's that wormhole in the sky."

"Yeah, we kinda gathered that." Marisa said.

"I see… now, let's move out and hope we can figure it out." Yuuka said as they all nodded.

Back with the others…

BGM: Mollusque-Lanceur Battle (Super Mario Odyssey)

"Agh! This is insane!" Lucy complained, hiding behind cover as they came across a battlefield with Ziggies.

"Sky Dragon's Roar!" Wendy exclaimed, blowing the Ziggies away while Sora slid toward a small brick and used Firaga on a few Ziggies, but one of them aimed at him from the side and hit him.

"Gah!" Sora turned around and used Blizzaga.

"Alright… I can do this." Lucy said, pulling out her keys. "Open! Gate of the-" Her keys were yanked from her as Rabbid Lucy got a hold of them. "…Hey!"

"Bwah dah dah bwah!" Rabbid Lucy said with a key pointing at them, and to Lucy's surprise, it started glowing… and out came Loke.

"…What the?" Loke wondered as he looked at the Rabbid enemies and then looked at Lucy. "Do you know what's going on?"

"How should I know!" Lucy exclaimed.

"Uh… okay…" Loke said as he ran forward and took cover and fired a small beam of light at a Ziggy, but he took cover and then the Ziggy noticed Rabbid Wendy right there.

"Bwah!" Rabbid Wendy waved and used a Roar that knocked him toward a few blocks.

"Bwah dah!" Rabbid Sora, whacking the hell out of a Ziggy with his own Rabbid Keyblade and smacked him away.

"Bwah bwah blah!" A Ziggy said as several Rabbids then showed up… but they had Heartless symbols on their chest, not to mention they were a bit darker.

Rabbid Heartless – Unpredictably stupid!

"Oh come on, these things have Heartless varieties too?!" Sora asked, using Thundaga on them.

"I shouldn't be surprised… but why am I surprised?!" Lucy exclaimed… and just when they thought things wouldn't get any crazier…

"MASTER SPAAAAAAAAAARK!" A voice yelled as the Rabbid Heartless were eliminated and only one Ziggy remained.

"Uh… bwah…?" The Ziggy wondered before getting blasted away by Loke.

End BGM

"Oh, glad you guys showed-… YOU TOO?!" Lucy yelled, noticing the other Rabbids.

"Yep, we got our Rabbid friends too." Marisa said.

"Rabbid? That's what these things are?" Wendy asked.

"Yep." Mario nodded.

"Well, hopefully, they won't get too annoying than they are now." Carla said before pausing. "…Oh who am I kidding? That'll probably be the case, with our luck."

"Well, let's just get going." Mario said as they went off and met up with the talking Sunflower again.

"Hmm, you seem to have got rid of those goons." He said, as Lucy, Wendy, Carla and Sora looked at the sunflower in shock. "I guess I will have to reward you." He said… and then spat out a simple coin that everyone looked… and Rabbid Peach threw stuff at him with all the Rabbids laughing. "…Oh, alright, here's the real award." He said and then spat out a chest before disappearing.

"I don't appreciate hurting that sunflower…" Yuuka growled.

"Oh whatever, at least the sunflower didn't get killed." Marisa said.

"…Right…" Yuuka said, still not amused as they opened the chest to reveal… a card that had the Sunflower on it.

"Well, that's a waste." Marisa said, tossing it to the side as they walked off… and then heard someone screaming.

"I! AM! NOT! A! BEACH BALL!" A voice screamed as they turned to see two Rabbids tossing a yellow beach ball… but this wasn't a beach ball, it was Starlow.

"Hey, is that Starlow?" Lucy asked.

"It is!" Mario nodded.

"Hang on!" Lucy said, pulling out her whip and throwing it directly at Starlow before pulling her back towards them.

"Bwah bah!" One of the Rabbids complained.

"Bah bah dah bwah!" The other said, pulling out another beach ball, causing the other to clap and then proceeded with their game.

"Can someone tell me what's going on?!" Starlow asked.

"Well, you see…" Beep-O said and explained what happened.

"Great… another wacky adventure, only this time it hardly makes sense." Starlow sighed.

"I'm sure it'll make sense… eventually." Beep-0 said as they all walked together while looking at a huge building from afar and then as they went into a Rabbid pipe…

"Heeeeey!" A voice called out to them as they turned to see Captain Toad waving to them.

BGM: Captain Toad Goes Forth! (Super Mario 3D World)

"Captain Toad!" Mario waved and then they ran over to him.

"So, do you know what's going on?" Lucy asked.

"Actually, I don't… I got separated from Toadette and I've been trying to find her… and then I ran into you guys!" He said. "Not to mention I keep running into those rabbit weirdos."

"Bwah bah bah wah?!" Rabbid Marisa said as the Rabbids surrounded Captain Toad, with Rabbid Wendy pounding her fist into her palm.

"Uh… did I say "weirdo"? I meant… uh… crazily awesome rabbits!" He said, as the Rabbids smiled and walked away from him. "Phew."

"Well, let's go find Toadette." Yuuka said as they walked off, and then about a few minutes later… they found Toadette.

"Toad!" Toadette waved as the two went over and hugged.

End BGM

"Hey there, Toadette!"

"Well, that's great and all, but I'm wondering where the others are." Marisa said.

"Well, I know the princess is back at her castle." Toadette said.

"Great! …Problem is, we don't know where the castle's at." Sora said. "This whole world's been turned upside down."

That's an understatement. Yuuka thought.

"Oh, hang on… I got another message." Beep-0 said. "Let's see… ah, from my biggest fan! A new GPS warp system called Sploing. The name is still in work in progress, I see. Great! I can warp us to Peach's Castle, but problem is… I don't know how to warp over there!"

"Oh, that's just typical." Starlow sighed.

"…Hmm, oh, it's given me instructions too! Let's see… I just press this and-" All of them, excluding the two Toads, warped to Peach's Castle.

Speaking of which…

BGM: Mushroom Kingdom – Peach's Castle (Super Mario Odyssey)

"Well, I have to say… they sure do know how to build." Makarov said.

"Yeah." Peach nodded.

"As long as they don't cause too much trouble, I'm sure this will be fine." Toadsworth said.

"Bwah bwah bwah." A Rabbid near Makarov agreed, and this Rabbid had bushy eyebrows, a goatee, and a yellow jacket.

Rabbid Makarov – Old but still has a fighting spirit inside of him. (Don't mess with his family… well, if he has any.)

It was at this point that something appeared in front of them as they turned to see the gang teleporting in front of them.

"Whoa… WHOA!" Marisa yelled, nearly stumbling. "…Geez!"

"Well, that's gonna take a while getting used to." Mario said.

"Oh, Mario!" Peach waved.

"Glad to see some of you are safe… along with some friends." Makarov said as they approached them.

"So, what's going on?" Marisa asked.

"Not sure myself… but their friends are… quite busy." Peach said, and right on cue, a Rabbid with a builder hat came running by with two Rabbids carrying a board nearly ran over Rabbid Peach.

"Bwah dah dah!" The Rabbid said before they went to work on something.

"I'm not sure what they're building, but it's quite something." Toadsworth said. "Speaking of which, have you located Master Luigi, Miss Reimu and all the others?"

"Can't say we have." Marisa said.

"Hmm, this is indeed troubling." Toadsworth said. "And to think I was just getting used to the fact that the castle has merged with Fairy Tail's guild. It's normal on the outside, but on the inside, it's nothing but the guild."

"Huh, well that's one way to remodel the outside." Lucy said with a sweatdrop as Makarov chuckled.

"I suppose so." He said as Rabbid Peach began investigating Peach herself.

"Oh? Hello little one!" Peach giggled, but Rabbid Peach sniffed her dress and examined her.

"Blah." Rabbid Peach said and then pulled out a sign that said "Still less tackier than the witch".

"HEY!" Marisa yelled.

"I… see…" Peach said, sweatdropping. "Anyway, will you guys go out and find everyone that you can? We'll stay here and monitor their project for… reasons."

"Will do!" Starlow said as they took off.

"I just hope things will be alright." Toadsworth said.

"Bwah bwah blah!" A voice said as they turned to see Rabbids carrying in a Banzai Bill with underwear over its face… and it had a sad look as they put it down before they went off to do something else.

"…This must be the end times. I'm feeling bad for a Banzai Bill." Toadsworth said. "If you will excuse me, I will be taking a nap." He said and walked into the castle.

End BGM

Meanwhile…

"Ugh…" Junior got up and looked around. "Where am I?" He wondered as he saw General Guy and a few Hammer Bros groggily getting up.

"I don't know… and I don't want to know." The Hammer Bro said.

"We might as well investigate… I'm not sure what just happened." General Guy said as they nodded and walked away, unaware of a certain purple dragon bunny rabbit glared at them from the shadows.

None of them realized though… that this was the start of one hell of a very bizarre adventure.

This just in, y'all: Breath of the Wild won Game of the Year! (I'm assuming some of you didn't watch the Game Awards)

Also, i'm in a very... awkward situation.

Know why? Ever since i've completed Odyssey, I was planning on buying another game for the Switch, but I thought "Hold on, Superstar Saga is a top priority right now." and then, before I knew it, my mother suggested I make a Christmas Wish List because she wanted to know what was on my mind. On this list was Mario and Rabbids... along with Breath of the Wild and Splatoon 2.

Now, NORMALLY, I write fics based off of games that i've played (It's basically an unwritten rule of mine.) and well, the only fics that I wrote that I HAVEN'T played are: Most of all the KH games (Excluding Days, Re:Coded and Dream Drop Distance), Sticker Star (Gee, I wonder why I mentioned THAT?), Super Mario World (I don't think those demos in Smash count...) and well... here I am with Touhou Rabbids!

Now, normally I don't do this but since I kiiiiinda threw in the start of Mario and Rabbids last fic, I thought "Eh, might as well watch a playthrough to see what's going on." but now, I have a certain something on the Christmas wish list.

So, here's my question. Do I continue this or do I just wait until I get the game for Christmas? (If I don't get the game, then that's fine, i'll just watch the playthrough some more until I get it.)

I mean, I know I have the final say and it's my fic and all that jazz, and normally, I don't do this, but what's your opinion on this awkward predicament? I'm curious! Let me know what you'll think!

I'm leaning toward putting this on hold 'till the day after Christmas, but we'll see! Let me know what you think!

Anyway, later y'all!